Walking with Jesus - Trials and Tribulations

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10b4me

Ice climber
Wishes-He-Was-In-Arizona
Aug 29, 2013 - 12:54pm PT
Gary, Tony, and I need to get back out there. Hopefully, this fall. Special guest appearance by The Mayor, of course.
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Aug 29, 2013 - 01:09pm PT
Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
Aug 29, 2013 - 01:09pm PT


The devil made you do this...and God will punish you for this.
When you meet your maker at the pearly gates, he will hand you a warm beer and send you down to be with all your friends......
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 02:20pm PT
Tucker recently told me "You know Robert, I hope I die before you. Because when I get to hell I wanna be able to warn them of what's coming."

Satan's gonna be my bitch.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 29, 2013 - 02:21pm PT
Jesus talks like that?
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 02:33pm PT
Oh yeah...
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Aug 29, 2013 - 03:11pm PT
LOL!
clode

Trad climber
portland, or
Aug 29, 2013 - 03:43pm PT
"I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man cometh unto the Father but by me".
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Aug 29, 2013 - 05:19pm PT
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 29, 2013 - 05:24pm PT
Was that due to our sins, or his?
Sioux Juan

Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
Aug 29, 2013 - 05:28pm PT
the sin is due to a local climbing guide who knock a rock loose.
Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
Aug 29, 2013 - 05:30pm PT

Don't you guys have anything better than to drink, bleed, climb, stink, and whine..
MisterE

climber
Aug 29, 2013 - 05:36pm PT
Jesus likes to trundle!


Funny, he doesn't look as Hispanic as the other Jesuses I know...
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 06:08pm PT
No no no Eric, he was just re-positioning it. You have to get your terminology straight!
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 06:13pm PT
The test is miracles:

1. No one can drink that much booze and still climb that good.

2. Any others you can name?

3. Nobody can go for a month without a shower, but still hitchhike and catch a ride into and out of the park.
MisterE

climber
Aug 29, 2013 - 07:29pm PT
Point taken, Robert... :)

4. No-one can "reposition" as much rock by hand in as little time as he can.

It is truly miraculous.

rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 08:27pm PT
If he can turn water into wine, then he can turn water into beer. You gotta follow the math...
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Aug 29, 2013 - 08:27pm PT
Oh God... the feet... horrifying.

Someone pin that guy down and give me a wire brush.

:)
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 08:42pm PT
Trying to pin him down will result in a #5 cam up your a*#. And, if you used a wire brush, it would just fall apart.
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Aug 29, 2013 - 10:56pm PT
3. Nobody can go for a month without a shower, but still hitchhike and catch a ride into and out of the park.

Jesus' friends ride with the windows rolled down!
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