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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 28, 2013 - 10:25pm PT
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My name is Robert and this story is about my Walking With Jesus. The Bible teaches us that Jesus is our friend.
Some of the things Jesus has taught me is that I have to work hard just like him, and that it is ok to take a nap after a hard days work.
Poor Jesus, he looks tired.
Here's Jesus taking a moment to ponder one of the many wonders of nature.
Remember boys and girls, Jesus made many sacrifices to save us.
And three days after the Crucifixion they rolled back the stone covering the tomb and saw this:
THE END!
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10b4me
Ice climber
Wishes-He-Was-In-Arizona
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Aug 28, 2013 - 10:27pm PT
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Hahaha!
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Aug 28, 2013 - 10:28pm PT
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That's not Jesus.. That's Joseph posing as Mary.....
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MisterE
climber
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Aug 28, 2013 - 10:30pm PT
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The feet! They tell the real story of suffering.
Edit: Hallelujah?
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 28, 2013 - 10:36pm PT
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Hail Marry
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MisterE
climber
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Aug 28, 2013 - 10:38pm PT
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Hale Merry!
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 28, 2013 - 10:44pm PT
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Good enough for government work...
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 28, 2013 - 10:46pm PT
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Jay Wood
Trad climber
Land of God-less fools
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Aug 28, 2013 - 10:53pm PT
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Remember:
If you don't sin, Jesus will have died for nothing.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 28, 2013 - 10:58pm PT
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Hmmmm.... let me get back to on that list of sins...
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F10
Trad climber
Bishop
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:24am PT
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Don't worry next time I'm down there I'll bring plenty of holy water
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:41am PT
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on my first ascent of the cross a couple of thousand years hind-yonder,
i had to resort to three points of aid,
i placed a knifeblade between christ's toes and had
to leave it behind,
then a couple of free moves up thru his groin area,
then a sick traverse,
a lost arrow thru his left hand,
a sharp pendulum to his wright paw,
where i attempted to hook but it was way sketch
so i placed my last pin thru his palm,
of course i gestured the cross across my brow and to each of my hearts,
but if you find some ancient hardware in some old timber
with maybe a righteous skeleton about,
i'd love to geat my ger bac,
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:50am PT
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:02pm PT
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Robert likes flower's
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:13pm PT
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Locker it's gonna take a long time for me to let Blitzo ....go.... I know this is Tucker's thread ! flower power .......
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TrundleBum
Trad climber
Las Vegas
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:21pm PT
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Cool thread.
Sorry to thread drift, but I have a friend in Jesus as well.
We have done a fair bit of fishing together.
Funny but he lives next door to a Unitarian Church...
Which he attends occasionally on Friday nights to listen to folk music.
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:32pm PT
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:34pm PT
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:39pm PT
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Tucker = The return of the Messiah = Likely.
The test is miracles:
1. No one can drink that much booze and still climb that good.
2. Any others you can name?
Also:
Bodhisattva (ˌbəʊdɪˈsætvə, -wə, ˌbɒd-, ˌbəʊdiːˈsʌtvə)
— n
Compare arhat (in Mahayana Buddhism) a divine being worthy of nirvana who remains on the human plane to help men to salvation
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:47pm PT
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Any news on how the movie is coming along? Tony?
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10b4me
Ice climber
Wishes-He-Was-In-Arizona
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:54pm PT
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Gary, Tony, and I need to get back out there. Hopefully, this fall. Special guest appearance by The Mayor, of course.
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 01:09pm PT
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Aug 29, 2013 - 01:09pm PT
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The devil made you do this...and God will punish you for this.
When you meet your maker at the pearly gates, he will hand you a warm beer and send you down to be with all your friends......
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 02:20pm PT
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Tucker recently told me "You know Robert, I hope I die before you. Because when I get to hell I wanna be able to warn them of what's coming."
Satan's gonna be my bitch.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Aug 29, 2013 - 02:21pm PT
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Jesus talks like that?
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 02:33pm PT
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Oh yeah...
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Aug 29, 2013 - 03:11pm PT
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LOL!
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clode
Trad climber
portland, or
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Aug 29, 2013 - 03:43pm PT
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"I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man cometh unto the Father but by me".
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 05:19pm PT
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Aug 29, 2013 - 05:24pm PT
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Was that due to our sins, or his?
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 05:28pm PT
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the sin is due to a local climbing guide who knock a rock loose.
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Aug 29, 2013 - 05:30pm PT
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Don't you guys have anything better than to drink, bleed, climb, stink, and whine..
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MisterE
climber
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Aug 29, 2013 - 05:36pm PT
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Jesus likes to trundle!
Funny, he doesn't look as Hispanic as the other Jesuses I know...
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 06:08pm PT
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No no no Eric, he was just re-positioning it. You have to get your terminology straight!
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 06:13pm PT
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The test is miracles:
1. No one can drink that much booze and still climb that good.
2. Any others you can name?
3. Nobody can go for a month without a shower, but still hitchhike and catch a ride into and out of the park.
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MisterE
climber
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Aug 29, 2013 - 07:29pm PT
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Point taken, Robert... :)
4. No-one can "reposition" as much rock by hand in as little time as he can.
It is truly miraculous.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 08:27pm PT
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If he can turn water into wine, then he can turn water into beer. You gotta follow the math...
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Aug 29, 2013 - 08:27pm PT
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Oh God... the feet... horrifying.
Someone pin that guy down and give me a wire brush.
:)
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 08:42pm PT
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Trying to pin him down will result in a #5 cam up your a*#. And, if you used a wire brush, it would just fall apart.
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Aug 29, 2013 - 10:56pm PT
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3. Nobody can go for a month without a shower, but still hitchhike and catch a ride into and out of the park.
Jesus' friends ride with the windows rolled down!
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2013 - 11:00pm PT
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And a bucket of ammonia to clean off the stains...
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MisterE
climber
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:00pm PT
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Love the shots of Robert wearing one of Skip's little hats.
Wish we had brought more!
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ground_up
Trad climber
mt. hood /baja
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:13pm PT
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I did lurking fear with Jesus there ...way bitd
he brought mushrooms and we saw god
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F10
Trad climber
Bishop
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:19pm PT
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Drove back to JT with Tucker from Holcomb, smelled like roses all the way
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:29pm PT
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Month w/out showering....try a year, knuckleheads.....april to april....365 days........get your facts straight before you start spewing out half baked details of Tucker's bathing habits..
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:41pm PT
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jesus can walk on water because as soon as he gets near it ,
it forms a crust.
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:51pm PT
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good one, Wendell.....
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:51pm PT
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I have placed towels on my car seats and windows down......many times
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:56pm PT
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When tucker house sits at our place...we cover the furniture........
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10b4me
Ice climber
Wishes-He-Was-In-Arizona
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Aug 30, 2013 - 12:16am PT
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No bathing=water conservation
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Aug 30, 2013 - 01:14am PT
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Has he ever been called for jury duty?
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 30, 2013 - 08:45pm PT
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Nope.
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Rolfr
Social climber
North Vancouver BC
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Aug 31, 2013 - 12:09am PT
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So who are the 12 Apostles that walk with Tucker; Miller,Bud, Coors,Busch, ......
His secret to a continued climbing career is light beer, easier to pack in to the crag.
All said, respect to that man, an icon at JT .
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Aug 31, 2013 - 01:10am PT
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Aug 31, 2013 - 01:12am PT
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Aug 31, 2013 - 01:14am PT
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Aug 31, 2013 - 01:16am PT
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Aug 31, 2013 - 01:17am PT
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Aug 31, 2013 - 01:21am PT
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10b4me
Ice climber
Soon 2B in Arizona
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Aug 31, 2013 - 09:58am PT
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I hear that Tucker is waiting to wear that button down shirt.
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