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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 28, 2013 - 10:25pm PT
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My name is Robert and this story is about my Walking With Jesus. The Bible teaches us that Jesus is our friend.
Some of the things Jesus has taught me is that I have to work hard just like him, and that it is ok to take a nap after a hard days work.
Poor Jesus, he looks tired.
Here's Jesus taking a moment to ponder one of the many wonders of nature.
Remember boys and girls, Jesus made many sacrifices to save us.
And three days after the Crucifixion they rolled back the stone covering the tomb and saw this:
THE END!
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10b4me
Ice climber
Wishes-He-Was-In-Arizona
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Aug 28, 2013 - 10:27pm PT
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Hahaha!
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Aug 28, 2013 - 10:28pm PT
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That's not Jesus.. That's Joseph posing as Mary.....
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MisterE
climber
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Aug 28, 2013 - 10:30pm PT
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The feet! They tell the real story of suffering.
Edit: Hallelujah?
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 28, 2013 - 10:36pm PT
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Hail Marry
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MisterE
climber
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Aug 28, 2013 - 10:38pm PT
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Hale Merry!
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 28, 2013 - 10:44pm PT
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Good enough for government work...
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 28, 2013 - 10:46pm PT
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Jay Wood
Trad climber
Land of God-less fools
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Aug 28, 2013 - 10:53pm PT
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Remember:
If you don't sin, Jesus will have died for nothing.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 28, 2013 - 10:58pm PT
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Hmmmm.... let me get back to on that list of sins...
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F10
Trad climber
Bishop
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:24am PT
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Don't worry next time I'm down there I'll bring plenty of holy water
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:41am PT
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on my first ascent of the cross a couple of thousand years hind-yonder,
i had to resort to three points of aid,
i placed a knifeblade between christ's toes and had
to leave it behind,
then a couple of free moves up thru his groin area,
then a sick traverse,
a lost arrow thru his left hand,
a sharp pendulum to his wright paw,
where i attempted to hook but it was way sketch
so i placed my last pin thru his palm,
of course i gestured the cross across my brow and to each of my hearts,
but if you find some ancient hardware in some old timber
with maybe a righteous skeleton about,
i'd love to geat my ger bac,
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 11:50am PT
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:02pm PT
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Robert likes flower's
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:13pm PT
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Locker it's gonna take a long time for me to let Blitzo ....go.... I know this is Tucker's thread ! flower power .......
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TrundleBum
Trad climber
Las Vegas
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:21pm PT
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Cool thread.
Sorry to thread drift, but I have a friend in Jesus as well.
We have done a fair bit of fishing together.
Funny but he lives next door to a Unitarian Church...
Which he attends occasionally on Friday nights to listen to folk music.
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:32pm PT
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Sioux Juan
Big Wall climber
Costa mesa
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:34pm PT
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:39pm PT
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Tucker = The return of the Messiah = Likely.
The test is miracles:
1. No one can drink that much booze and still climb that good.
2. Any others you can name?
Also:
Bodhisattva (ˌbəʊdɪˈsætvə, -wə, ˌbɒd-, ˌbəʊdiːˈsʌtvə)
— n
Compare arhat (in Mahayana Buddhism) a divine being worthy of nirvana who remains on the human plane to help men to salvation
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Aug 29, 2013 - 12:47pm PT
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Any news on how the movie is coming along? Tony?
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