It's me!

Search
Go

Discussion Topic

Return to Forum List
Post a Reply
Messages 1 - 20 of total 47 in this topic << First  |  < Previous  |  Show All  |  Next >  |  Last >>
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 23, 2013 - 11:44am PT
Hearing my good name maligned on various political threads (and in the world at large) has made me reconsider my appellation.

I am the reincarnation of Nutjob.


Q: What is the difference between NutAgain! and Nutjob?
A: There is a vas deferens


eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Jul 23, 2013 - 11:47am PT
WTF? O!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Jul 23, 2013 - 11:48am PT
NUTBAG!!

Welcome back!
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Jul 23, 2013 - 11:49am PT
"There is a vas deferens"


LMAO!!!!!!!!
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 11:57am PT
Hey eKat, I have no personal issues with having been a nutjob as I envisioned it (climbingly, testically, and hearing a different drummer however measured or far away), but I ain't a bible thumpin' gun-nut who would vote in favor of increasing corporate power at the expense of individual rights and freedoms and a more equitable distribution of wealth. So I have to distance myself from those nutjobs!

Craggie, I'm glad someone has a medical dictionary or experience with the knife! It's all faded into a distant memory now, but holy purple grapefruit!
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 23, 2013 - 11:58am PT
Heheheee,,, gettin NErVOUSE was ya!
eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Jul 23, 2013 - 11:58am PT
FULLY CRACKIN' UP, HERE!

:-)
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 12:01pm PT
Ron, I hope I can get a belay rather than a bullet from you if I end up in your neck of the woods?

Survival, if I ever make it back down to Organ Mountains, you have to show me how to eat lizards and stuff so I can make my pack lighter.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:02pm PT
Yes but did you climb a wall with the threads still poking out of your scrot???

Huh????



DMT
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 12:04pm PT
Oohh... dude! It would have been physically impossible unless I free solo'd or swami belted. The only thing I climbed onto was a bag of frozen peas.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:07pm PT
I was one of the "less than 10%" who did not not heal within a week or two. In fact I NEVER fully healed, ever.

But I started up that wall with Brutus about 3 weeks after, still had the dissovable threads poking out. A thread end would catch on my underwear and then kaJONG!!!! Twang my nuts, like getting kicked, over and over.

First night? Sat on Talus Island with a pair of needle nose pliars and basically... took care of my business. I was more smiles (and less meds) after that.

Took well over a month to get past the worst of it.

DMT
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:10pm PT
KNUTTERJOB,, youll always get a good catch from me guy! Always dig yur adventure style!
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 12:21pm PT
Cool Ron- I'll leave the body armor at home!

Dingus, I'm glad we didn't have video TRs in those days. I don't want to see you getting all medieval with the pliers on yer junk.
micronut

Trad climber
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:27pm PT
Welcome back. From one Nut to another. Keep the adventure churnin' and stay away form the politards.

Micro.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:28pm PT
TWANG!
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:28pm PT
Dingus, I'm glad we didn't have video TRs in those days. I don't want to see you getting all medieval with the pliers on yer junk.

It WAS an epic scene, man. The word 'pluck' makes me cringe to this day.

DMT
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:35pm PT
LOL!

True story....

A number of years ago, while getting an xray of my pelvis, the technician was an eastern Indian chap...VERY heavy accent.

I failed to mention I had titanium clips used on my vasectomy years ago, which produce quite the flash on an xray.

When he entered the room holding my pelvic film, he walked up to me and said...(use your best Hindi accent here)...."Sir...your balls are on fire."

: )

EDIT: BTW....I have always been fascinated with surgical procedures....and made the nurses prop me up with pillows so I could watch the Doc tie me off short....and it was TRULY fascinating!

Also had it done on Halloween....came home with a Hollowweenie. : )
LilaBiene

Trad climber
Technically...the spawning grounds of Yosemite
Jul 23, 2013 - 01:21pm PT
Freaking hysterical! LMAO!!!!!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 23, 2013 - 01:24pm PT
So thats what those famous DMT big eyed expressions were about!

I was relatively lucky in this regard, back to climbing, and um... Regular activity within a week


Toooo funny crag man!
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Jul 23, 2013 - 01:25pm PT
Don't "Blow the Scro!"

FA in Joshua Tree with the Mayor, days after his snip job. Me, Tucker, and Blitzo at the base, yelling up to Todd "Be careful dude, easy with the stemming, DON'T BLO YER SCRO!"
Messages 1 - 20 of total 47 in this topic << First  |  < Previous  |  Show All  |  Next >  |  Last >>
Return to Forum List
Post a Reply
 
Our Guidebooks
Check 'em out!
SuperTopo Guidebooks


Try a free sample topo!

 
SuperTopo on the Web

Review Categories
Recent Route Beta
Recent Gear Reviews