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NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 23, 2013 - 02:44pm PT
Hearing my good name maligned on various political threads (and in the world at large) has made me reconsider my appellation.

I am the reincarnation of Nutjob.


Q: What is the difference between NutAgain! and Nutjob?
A: There is a vas deferens


survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Jul 23, 2013 - 02:48pm PT
NUTBAG!!

Welcome back!
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 02:57pm PT
Hey eKat, I have no personal issues with having been a nutjob as I envisioned it (climbingly, testically, and hearing a different drummer however measured or far away), but I ain't a bible thumpin' gun-nut who would vote in favor of increasing corporate power at the expense of individual rights and freedoms and a more equitable distribution of wealth. So I have to distance myself from those nutjobs!

Craggie, I'm glad someone has a medical dictionary or experience with the knife! It's all faded into a distant memory now, but holy purple grapefruit!
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 03:01pm PT
Ron, I hope I can get a belay rather than a bullet from you if I end up in your neck of the woods?

Survival, if I ever make it back down to Organ Mountains, you have to show me how to eat lizards and stuff so I can make my pack lighter.
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 03:04pm PT
Oohh... dude! It would have been physically impossible unless I free solo'd or swami belted. The only thing I climbed onto was a bag of frozen peas.
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 03:21pm PT
Cool Ron- I'll leave the body armor at home!

Dingus, I'm glad we didn't have video TRs in those days. I don't want to see you getting all medieval with the pliers on yer junk.
micronut

Trad climber
Jul 23, 2013 - 03:27pm PT
Welcome back. From one Nut to another. Keep the adventure churnin' and stay away form the politards.

Micro.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
Jul 23, 2013 - 03:28pm PT
TWANG!
LilaBiene

Trad climber
Technically...the spawning grounds of Yosemite
Jul 23, 2013 - 04:21pm PT
Freaking hysterical! LMAO!!!!!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 23, 2013 - 04:24pm PT
So thats what those famous DMT big eyed expressions were about!

I was relatively lucky in this regard, back to climbing, and um... Regular activity within a week


Toooo funny crag man!
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Jul 23, 2013 - 04:25pm PT
Don't "Blow the Scro!"

FA in Joshua Tree with the Mayor, days after his snip job. Me, Tucker, and Blitzo at the base, yelling up to Todd "Be careful dude, easy with the stemming, DON'T BLO YER SCRO!"
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jul 23, 2013 - 04:25pm PT
Survival, if I ever make it back down to Organ Mountains, you have to show me how to eat lizards and stuff so I can make my pack lighter.

What I learned from one of the original Organ Mountain Gurus was that you don't have to eat the lizards to make your pack lighter. The trick is not to put the lizards in your pack in the first place! Who knew?

JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Jul 23, 2013 - 04:32pm PT
This thread was the perfect antidote to an overly serious afternoon. Thanks much.

John
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 23, 2013 - 04:48pm PT
Could have been a job for medicinal marijuana! THC- retards clotting. Not sure it melts existing clots though.....
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Jul 23, 2013 - 05:23pm PT
Bad news, Nutty.

John Kruk chosen 18th ugliest athlete of all time:

http://www.thefumble.com/galleries/25-ugliest-athletes-all-time/2003721
Snowmassguy

Trad climber
Calirado
Jul 23, 2013 - 05:25pm PT
CantNutAgain
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Jul 23, 2013 - 05:28pm PT
any of you ever go in for
conclusive follow-up testing
after the surgery?

i couldn't do it.
way too weird.

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 23, 2013 - 05:38pm PT
I did. I had help, and a tiny, empty, crushed garlic jar and the lab was only two miles away... Still, it had it's moments....for instance I had to call first to make sure they had a time slot to look at it (short shelf life) and though my assistant was my romantically involved partner, it seemed more clinical than erotic. That she laughed when I held up the jar at what would have been the right moment had she not laughed, and had to try again, twice more, pretty much killed 'the moment'....
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Jul 23, 2013 - 07:36pm PT
EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Jul 23, 2013 - 09:24pm PT
who else...
while this is fully into the TMI zone, I know how much you wanted to change your avatar handle... but enough to go under the knife?!

hope this all works out for you, now that you're armed and dangerous again...
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