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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Jul 17, 2013 - 12:54pm PT
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"should you come across a curious bear" LOL
She's gonna die fer sure if she meets a bear.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jul 17, 2013 - 12:57pm PT
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Well, to her credit it appears she doesn't take herself too seriously.
But neither would a bear.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Jul 17, 2013 - 01:25pm PT
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mmmmm! Tastes like chiken~!!!!!
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Patrick Sawyer
climber
Originally California now Ireland
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Jul 17, 2013 - 01:49pm PT
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That's hilarious. Bears actually like beer, Sierra Pale Ale is a favorite. Offer the bear a brew, sit down and talk with the bear about Jellystone Park. Things will smooth out.
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TrundleBum
Trad climber
Las Vegas
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Jul 17, 2013 - 03:34pm PT
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The humorous replies could be endless...
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America
Third one down on the list. Rip! I mean RIP, idiot!
"The photographs in White's camera showed that he was taking photos of the bear in a span of eight minutes from 50 yards (46 m) to 100 yards (91 m). It was the first fatal bear attack recorded in Denali National Park."
The trusting lady has a squishy brain, I think.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Spread those legs, Bear!
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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That bear hoisting the dumpster is too much.
Couldn't he have parked his truck closer?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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John Gary Fencik (born June 11, 1954 in Chicago, Illinois) is a former professional American-football free safety and currently an executive with Adams Street Partners.[1] Fencik played twelve seasons with the Chicago Bears and is their all-time leader in interceptions[2] and total tackles. He was the team's defensive captain through the 1980s including 1985 Super Bowl championship season. He made two Pro Bowl appearances (1980, 1981). He was also awarded a gold record and a platinum video award for the 1985 Super Bowl Shuffle.
Lest we forget.
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dave729
Trad climber
Western America
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Jun 17, 2014 - 11:40am PT
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2 men followed by black bear while jogging in Northern Alberta.
And if you need a sound bite of real terrified gasping for breath
-capture sound from this vid. At the end when they get safely to the car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAnPdN6zTgU
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Jun 17, 2014 - 12:19pm PT
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GangstaBear says "bitch betta have my honey."
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StahlBro
Trad climber
San Diego, CA
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Jun 17, 2014 - 12:46pm PT
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I think the bears would be alot safer if we could get them to wear the those orange reflecitve vests and maybe carry some bells and pepper spray.
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dave729
Trad climber
Western America
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Jun 17, 2014 - 01:40pm PT
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The guy in the above vid (holding the camera)
shows us the proper way to run away from a bear:
-just run faster than your jogging partner.
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dave729
Trad climber
Western America
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Jun 17, 2014 - 01:49pm PT
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A Suncor instrument tech was fatally mauled by a black bear at the
nearby Fort McMurry oil sands site just last month. Just walked out of the
site restroom when a bear pounced and killed her.
So these 2 jogger dudes were heartattack focused on the reality that they were about to be chewed to death this bear.
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