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squishy

Mountain climber
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 17, 2013 - 12:45pm PT
Ian Jewell

climber
Jul 17, 2013 - 12:47pm PT
that was the sexiest thing i have ever seen.

i have a total boner now.

any hetero bear will also surely get a boner
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jul 17, 2013 - 12:54pm PT
"should you come across a curious bear" LOL


She's gonna die fer sure if she meets a bear.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jul 17, 2013 - 12:57pm PT
Well, to her credit it appears she doesn't take herself too seriously.
But neither would a bear.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Jul 17, 2013 - 01:25pm PT

mmmmm! Tastes like chiken~!!!!!
Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Jul 17, 2013 - 01:49pm PT
That's hilarious. Bears actually like beer, Sierra Pale Ale is a favorite. Offer the bear a brew, sit down and talk with the bear about Jellystone Park. Things will smooth out.
TrundleBum

Trad climber
Las Vegas
Jul 17, 2013 - 03:34pm PT

The humorous replies could be endless...
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Jul 18, 2013 - 06:37pm PT
Bear-curious.

DMT
squishy

Mountain climber
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 5, 2013 - 07:30pm PT
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d94_1375678172
Dr. Christ

Mountain climber
State of Mine
Aug 5, 2013 - 07:41pm PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 5, 2013 - 10:22pm PT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America
Third one down on the list. Rip! I mean RIP, idiot!

"The photographs in White's camera showed that he was taking photos of the bear in a span of eight minutes from 50 yards (46 m) to 100 yards (91 m). It was the first fatal bear attack recorded in Denali National Park."
Lie flat like this and STFU.  Or cringe inside your sleeping bag with ...
Lie flat like this and STFU. Or cringe inside your sleeping bag with the hood pulled up tight while the bruin snuffles you. It's so humbling.
Credit: mouse from merced
The trusting lady has a squishy brain, I think.
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Aug 5, 2013 - 10:30pm PT


mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 5, 2013 - 10:58pm PT
The bear went over the mountain thanks to the skills they taught him a...
The bear went over the mountain thanks to the skills they taught him and countless other bruins.
Credit: As you see, the logo says it
I was on the wrong variation.  It says to bear left, and I beared righ...
I was on the wrong variation. It says to bear left, and I beared right.
Credit: mouse from merced
Not much fun trundling alone.
Not much fun trundling alone.
Credit: googledit
Bear gyrls.  Spread 'em, bitch!
Bear gyrls. Spread 'em, bitch!
Credit: googledit
Spread those legs, Bear!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 6, 2013 - 01:29am PT
That bear hoisting the dumpster is too much.
Couldn't he have parked his truck closer?

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 6, 2013 - 03:10am PT
Gary Fencik
Gary Fencik
Credit: mouse from merced
John Gary Fencik (born June 11, 1954 in Chicago, Illinois) is a former professional American-football free safety and currently an executive with Adams Street Partners.[1] Fencik played twelve seasons with the Chicago Bears and is their all-time leader in interceptions[2] and total tackles. He was the team's defensive captain through the 1980s including 1985 Super Bowl championship season. He made two Pro Bowl appearances (1980, 1981). He was also awarded a gold record and a platinum video award for the 1985 Super Bowl Shuffle.

Lest we forget.
Gunkie

Trad climber
East Coast US
Aug 6, 2013 - 08:03am PT
Or just be proactive...

dave729

Trad climber
Western America
Jun 17, 2014 - 11:40am PT
2 men followed by black bear while jogging in Northern Alberta.

And if you need a sound bite of real terrified gasping for breath
-capture sound from this vid. At the end when they get safely to the car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAnPdN6zTgU
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jun 17, 2014 - 12:19pm PT
Larebear
Larebear
Credit: The Larry

GangstaBear says "bitch betta have my honey."
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Jun 17, 2014 - 12:46pm PT
I think the bears would be alot safer if we could get them to wear the those orange reflecitve vests and maybe carry some bells and pepper spray.
Clint Cummins

Trad climber
SF Bay area, CA
Jun 17, 2014 - 01:11pm PT

The video in dave729's post made clickable
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