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Oplopanax

Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
Jun 27, 2013 - 08:12pm PT
This incident has helped me realize that SuperTopo must create a 24 hour a day call center so that climbers can always have beta and encouragement available, not matter the time of day. Its 2013 for pete's sake.

I see what you did there
mcreel

climber
Barcelona
Jun 28, 2013 - 06:21am PT
I bet that someone like Honnold solos this route within the next 2 years.
Chicken Skinner

Trad climber
Yosemite
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 28, 2013 - 07:03am PT
Geez Micronut, that took forever. Talk about epic. Back on the Valley floor now and I'm worked. Tomorrow I think I will hang at the Bridge, drink some beers, talk some smack, and flex some muscle for the ladies. In a few days I would like to tackle Regal Arches. Anyone have beta?
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Jun 28, 2013 - 07:44am PT
the best aspect of the arches
is yet to see the light of day,
for those damn geologic
process take forever,

that monolith is a stripper,
the dirt, her panties.

the rain and wind,
a magic hand sweeping sexy elastic
down over her curvy waist.

in a million or two,
a new pitch that travels her pubes,
will invite strong suitors,
and royal arches will get an r or x rating,
(not suited for children)

so chicken,
may i suggest to you the donning of a shouvel
and pick axe (for her panties probably resist
a minimum 2500 pounds per square inch attack,
though the money pitch below will surely
welcome an 8" piece)

employ braun and stock,
go dig away her lingerie
and wear proudly the dirt in your teeth.
Chicken Skinner

Trad climber
Yosemite
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 28, 2013 - 07:51am PT
I am on it.
eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Jun 28, 2013 - 08:17am PT
Whew. . . I'm so glad you're OK, ChickieMan.

EPIC!

oxox

OldDadBrockman
klaus

Big Wall climber
Pacif*#ka Muthaf*#ka
Jun 28, 2013 - 10:23am PT
better tak an OE respite before the Arches, that route is seriously loose. and don't forget the bolt kit for where the log used to be.
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Jun 28, 2013 - 10:49am PT
No fund raiser?

Coz?
MisterE

Social climber
Jun 28, 2013 - 04:08pm PT
I read there was some potential for new routing up in that area...


http://www.supertopo.com/tr/New-Route-near-Washington-Column-A-Trip-Report/t245n.html
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Jun 28, 2013 - 04:12pm PT
Chicken,

Maybe you should start a RAIAD thread to plan your speed ascent.

kev
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Jun 28, 2013 - 04:32pm PT
Man that a lot of ball busters
JOEY.F

Gym climber
It's not rocket surgery
Jun 28, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
What a story! I was on the edge of my Hoveraround.
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