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yosguns
climber
San Mateo, California
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Jun 27, 2013 - 12:35am PT
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Man, I am so glad drc and I just caved and bought iPhones. We'll never climb unsafe again!!!! Best of luck with the descent, Chickadee.
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murcy
Gym climber
sanfrancisco
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Jun 27, 2013 - 12:40am PT
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Um, there is some serious misinformation on this thread.
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Jun 27, 2013 - 01:59am PT
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Sure hope you have a DaBrim, because yer gunna stroke out in that heat wave coming. Go slow, drink lots, and we'll be there soon!
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MisterE
Social climber
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Jun 27, 2013 - 03:33pm PT
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Well played, Sir.
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Barbarian
climber
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Jun 27, 2013 - 04:09pm PT
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Best thread in a long time!
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Mtnmun
Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
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Jun 27, 2013 - 04:44pm PT
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Dis cwacks me up!
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mucci
Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
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Jun 27, 2013 - 04:55pm PT
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Jettison the pigs immediately.
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Jun 27, 2013 - 06:29pm PT
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No sherpas to be found anywhere.
That's because Crimpergirl ate them.
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Oplopanax
Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
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Jun 27, 2013 - 08:12pm PT
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This incident has helped me realize that SuperTopo must create a 24 hour a day call center so that climbers can always have beta and encouragement available, not matter the time of day. Its 2013 for pete's sake.
I see what you did there
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mcreel
climber
Barcelona
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Jun 28, 2013 - 06:21am PT
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I bet that someone like Honnold solos this route within the next 2 years.
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Chicken Skinner
Trad climber
Yosemite
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 28, 2013 - 07:03am PT
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Geez Micronut, that took forever. Talk about epic. Back on the Valley floor now and I'm worked. Tomorrow I think I will hang at the Bridge, drink some beers, talk some smack, and flex some muscle for the ladies. In a few days I would like to tackle Regal Arches. Anyone have beta?
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Jun 28, 2013 - 07:44am PT
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the best aspect of the arches
is yet to see the light of day,
for those damn geologic
process take forever,
that monolith is a stripper,
the dirt, her panties.
the rain and wind,
a magic hand sweeping sexy elastic
down over her curvy waist.
in a million or two,
a new pitch that travels her pubes,
will invite strong suitors,
and royal arches will get an r or x rating,
(not suited for children)
so chicken,
may i suggest to you the donning of a shouvel
and pick axe (for her panties probably resist
a minimum 2500 pounds per square inch attack,
though the money pitch below will surely
welcome an 8" piece)
employ braun and stock,
go dig away her lingerie
and wear proudly the dirt in your teeth.
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Chicken Skinner
Trad climber
Yosemite
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 28, 2013 - 07:51am PT
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I am on it.
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Jon Beck
Trad climber
Oceanside
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Jun 28, 2013 - 10:49am PT
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No fund raiser?
Coz?
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Jun 28, 2013 - 04:12pm PT
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Chicken,
Maybe you should start a RAIAD thread to plan your speed ascent.
kev
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Jun 28, 2013 - 04:32pm PT
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Man that a lot of ball busters
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JOEY.F
Gym climber
It's not rocket surgery
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Jun 28, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
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What a story! I was on the edge of my Hoveraround.
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