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Thelonius Fan

climber
Pittsburgh
Topic Author's Original Post - Jun 23, 2013 - 06:06pm PT
Pete is on the Waterfall Route, bivied at the 4th pitch but unable to find the 5th anchor bolt. He is *off-route* and needs help asap. He went left on Saturday 40' but returned to the bivy on 4 last night. Today (Sunday) he went up to the big ledge directly above but cannot find natural anchorage and only one rusty, unsafe bolt. If Erik Erickson (sorry on my spelling!), Tom Evans, Kennan or Alik Berg find this and can help, his radio is Channel 2 Sub 10. You can contact him on one of two cell phones ... Thank you!
rincon

Trad climber
SoCal
Jun 23, 2013 - 06:38pm PT
"He is *off-route* and needs help asap."

Hilarious!


Pete is on the Waterfall Route, bivied at the 4th pitch but unable to find the 5th anchor bolt. He is *off-route* and needs help asap. He went left on Saturday 40' but returned to the bivy on 4 last night. Today (Sunday) he went up to the big ledge directly above but cannot find natural anchorage and only one rusty, unsafe bolt. If Erik Erickson (sorry on my spelling!), Tom Evans, Kennan or Alik Berg find this and can help, his radio is Channel 2 Sub 10. You can contact him on one of two cell phones: 905-nine zero three - nine four six 3 or 559-seven seven nine - 08 three three. Thank you!
Thelonius Fan

climber
Pittsburgh
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 23, 2013 - 06:44pm PT
Pete wonders if the route has fallen off. He thinks when Ammon and Kait were on Bad Seed there was a big rock fall in the area. Did this destroy the route? Please confirm, Alik, if you climbed it *before* Ammon and Kait did Bad Seed. If you climbed it after, then he is very confused.

He is fixed to a big ledge - you can see his ropes leading up to this ledge. He cannot find the new bolt, Alik.

The route says his should be to the left of his piglet but there are no bolts there. The ledge to the left of his piglet has nothing.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jun 23, 2013 - 06:49pm PT
I thought PTPP only got worried when he couldn't find his corkscrew?
GhoulweJ

Trad climber
El Dorado Hills, CA
Jun 23, 2013 - 06:58pm PT
Tell him to to keep going up.
What is will be.
Thelonius Fan

climber
Pittsburgh
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 23, 2013 - 07:12pm PT
Just texted your msg to Pete - phone is off now but he will get it. Thank you!
kaholatingtong

Trad climber
Nevada City
Jun 23, 2013 - 07:27pm PT
GTFO PETE!!!!!111
elcap-pics

Big Wall climber
Crestline CA
Jun 23, 2013 - 07:39pm PT
The topo shows straight up and there is a corner that goes straight up right above him... I would think that after 49 ElCap routes a guy could see the line. The rockfall didn't alter that route. The rain thing is a different deal. Leave the kit and fix ropes to the deck and come back later.

LATER... I HAVE EXAMINED THE SHOTS I TOOK TODAY OF PETE AND THE ROUTE ABOVE. THE AREA ABOVE HIM SHOWS MUCH FRESH SCARRING... HE NEEDS TO GET OFF THE ROUTE IMMEDIATELY AND FORGET ABOUT GOING BACK. 6:26PM SUNDAY.
mojede

Trad climber
Butte, America
Jun 23, 2013 - 08:37pm PT
Jeebus, he's an AID climber--he doesn't step out of etriers and carries a hammer...


...pretty soft if he stuck in a jam and can't find/climb his way out!!!!1111
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Jun 23, 2013 - 08:39pm PT
What would Warren do?
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Jun 23, 2013 - 08:46pm PT
Yep ;-)
thekidcormier

Gym climber
squamish, b.c.
Jun 23, 2013 - 09:23pm PT
He's gonna die for sure.

I guess I'll donate the beer I owe him to the elcap report.
msiddens

Trad climber
Jun 23, 2013 - 09:25pm PT
Drill baby, drill
elcap-pics

Big Wall climber
Crestline CA
Jun 23, 2013 - 09:28pm PT
SEE MY POST ABOVE. HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THERE PRONTO.
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Jun 23, 2013 - 09:58pm PT
Harborwear dude. Full slicks.

I would put a jockstrap on for the barrage.
Thelonius Fan

climber
Pittsburgh
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 23, 2013 - 09:58pm PT
Thank you!!! He is on the way down now.
rwedgee

Ice climber
canyon country,CA
Jun 23, 2013 - 10:21pm PT
Doesn't NOAA say Oregon & Nor Cal getting hit ??
Shows less than 1/4 & 1/10th inch for El Cap
http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=37.73722494642339&lon=-119.6367359161377

That's on top....not the side
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Jun 23, 2013 - 10:23pm PT
What part of WATERFALL route did you miss?

lol
HighDesertDJ

Trad climber
Jun 23, 2013 - 10:24pm PT
You haven't climbed El Cap until you are on lead checking your iPhone for beta posted to you via Facebook.
Michelle

Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
Jun 23, 2013 - 10:46pm PT
Being completely ignorant, even *I* would check the forecast were I casting off onto something named the waterfall route.
Vegasclimber

Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
Jun 23, 2013 - 10:52pm PT
This actually formed up pretty fast, I don't think it was even on the radar when Pete started up. I just got off the phone with him, he is tossing his stuff into a pig to bring down that he doesn't want to get wet and is getting out. Should be down in a few hours.
John M

climber
Jun 23, 2013 - 11:05pm PT
he is tossing his stuff

uh oh...


climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Jun 23, 2013 - 11:21pm PT
??

How so? He went for it and is coming down based on conditions.

How is that a wanker?

Are you on El-Cap or behind your keyboard wanking away like the rest of us who wish we were on el-cap instead.

Vegasclimber

Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
Jun 23, 2013 - 11:42pm PT
Read the entire sentence folks please - he's tossing his stuff into a pig and taking it down with him - NOT tossing the pig...thanks much.
John M

climber
Jun 23, 2013 - 11:44pm PT
I was just pulling a leg Vegas. I saw what you wrote and know Pete said he wouldn't toss his stuff anymore. I'm cool with that. Just trying to make a joke.
ruppell

climber
Jun 23, 2013 - 11:47pm PT
I laughed
Peter Haan

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, CA
Jun 23, 2013 - 11:57pm PT
Klauser, I think this "Pete" just has that neediness goin' on, damn the torpedoes. Or reality.
ElCapPirate

Big Wall climber
Reno, Nevada
Jun 24, 2013 - 12:15am PT
WTF, seems like Pete should be able to figure it out on his own.

Really? He's asking help on the internet? Foooking technology.

How embarrassing! Bwwaa haa haa!
Peter Haan

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, CA
Jun 24, 2013 - 12:34am PT
Isn't this a First?
WBraun

climber
Jun 24, 2013 - 12:57am PT
It's crystal clear now and the moon just came up.

The moon will illuminate the wall above him to reveal the way?

Plus he always has many things in those heavy bags he carries.

Maybe he has scuba gear in them for this route?

One should not worry.

He's only 4 pitches up.

Escape is close .......
ElCapPirate

Big Wall climber
Reno, Nevada
Jun 24, 2013 - 12:58am PT
Most likely Peter. In the skydiving world he would owe LOTS of beer, ha ha!
Vegasclimber

Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
Jun 24, 2013 - 03:13am PT
After 15 years working in skydiving I still stutter at saying the f....fir....yeah, that word.

But this isn't his first bail, he had to bug out a couple years ago after sitting under a fly for a week.

Pete's on the ground as of a couple hours ago. Better luck next time Pete! Better to be down here wishing you were up there then the other way around.
ElCapPirate

Big Wall climber
Reno, Nevada
Jun 24, 2013 - 04:32am PT
Agreed Travis, bailing happens to all big wall climbers if you're at it long enough. I've bailed plenty.

We're ribbing him about a "first internet rescue", haa haa.
Rocky IV

Social climber
Jun 24, 2013 - 04:53am PT
he only has two bags! I tried to lead up the 4th pitch, but the route was slick and vegetated cracks/flakes with little to no gear so I downclimbed off. figured he could nail the features to the right. routefinding in that crap is flippin hard.

I hope he has enough ropes. My phone hasn't rung yet, so he either hasn't run out of beer yet or forgot about the rack he stashed in my car (the latter is more likely).

BTW, the name is Keenan, like keenan and kel.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Jun 24, 2013 - 05:23am PT
do you think McCloud would bail just to avoid a June squall?

hell no, he has a sheep skin jacket that he wears all the time,

extra starch in the collar,


McMillan and Wife? they would have been in the bar hours ago,

Starsky and Hutch?

don't even get me started on those switch hitter punk asses,

couchmaster

climber
pdx
Jun 24, 2013 - 09:24am PT
^^The showers in Curry are much warmer than the ones up there.^^
E

Ice climber
mogollon rim
Jun 24, 2013 - 10:44am PT
the start to waterfall is devious and ill defined...when I climbed this we were in yos the weekend prior fixing and had similar probs trying to find the way. From the ledge where pete is at now tho it should be straight shootin. notes in my reed book says 42 hr push...chopped lead line.
I also see that there is a 50' pitch
done the last section a couple of times and the A4 up high is pretty easy
hang in pete loose that junkshow and send it.
cuz its a good one

Erik E
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Jun 24, 2013 - 11:19am PT
My advice: find belay ledge, jettison contents of one of the many haulbags you have. Crawl inside haulbag with the bottom sticking up. Put head between knees and kiss your ass goodbye!

That made my morning...thanks.


Hope Pete is safe! And finds the way after this storm clears.
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Jun 24, 2013 - 11:24am PT
hey there say, all...

sounds that by now, all is well?


thanks for working together here, folks...
as to the sudden rain, and finding a good ol' trail marker
somewhereeeeeeee (though getting down was a better idea with rain
on the way) ...

hope you are well, then, by now, pete, sounds like
you are...

:)
pc

climber
Jun 24, 2013 - 12:23pm PT
This thread is a fantastic preview of what will be possible when ElCapPics has hi def realtime streaming of the climbers on El Cap. Can you imagine Pete up there with something like a Google Glass like headsup display showing feeds from Supertopo as he works his way up?
"Dude, step higher!!!"
"No, not there, that's a loose flake"
"Don't even think about reaching for that hammer..."
"Seriously? A number 2 again?..."


;)
Lambone

Big Wall climber
Ashland, Or
Jun 24, 2013 - 01:45pm PT
Climb2ski wrote:
Are you on El-Cap or behind your keyboard wanking away like the rest of us who wish we were on el-cap instead.

This is the funniest post n this thread...lemme gues, you've never heard of Klaus?

This isn't the first time pete has been washed out over there btw. Asking for directions on supertopo maybe...lol

Comments like "He needs to get the hell out of there immediately" are kinda bothersome to me. He knows what he's doing, he can make his own decisions. If he chooses to die in a waterfall, so be it.

Pete loves the attention, pretty soon we will be hearing about his harrowing escape from El Cap just in the nick of time...bank on it. ;)
wbw

Trad climber
'cross the great divide
Jun 24, 2013 - 03:09pm PT
Pete loves the attention, pretty soon we will be hearing about his harrowing escape from El Cap just in the nick of time...bank on it. ;)

Glad he's down safe. Whew! Now the real question is, who's gonna get the interview first?? First internet rescue of El Cap: the climbing rags are gonna be all over that shiznit.
ag.Fox

Trad climber
Reno, NV
Jun 24, 2013 - 03:15pm PT
vertical gardening in a deluge, that should be EASY info to dredge up on the internet

.....he climbs at the speed of.....drying paint

HA - On a dry day...
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Jun 24, 2013 - 03:42pm PT
Actually, the 'FREE DAWN WALL' team has the honor of the

First internet assisted bail.

I have to find that link...

here is a part of the report...


**Last year, facing a large snowstorm, Caldwell and Jorgeson posed a question on a message board on a climbing Web site, to see if their hanging camp would be bombarded by falling ice after the storm cleared, making it too dangerous to stay. Out of hundreds of responses, a few people with experience on the wall after a storm explained that their camp was unprotected from above and would be showered with dangerous chunks of ice.

They retreated the next day.**

ElCapPirate

Big Wall climber
Reno, Nevada
Jun 24, 2013 - 05:27pm PT
This is the funniest post n this thread...lemme gues, you've never heard of Klaus?

I thought the same thing Lambone, LOL.

Actually, the 'FREE DAWN WALL' team has the honor of the

First internet assisted bail.

Yeah Mucci, I thought it was very strange at the time that two professionals were asking advice on the internet, as well. I forgot about that, ha ha.



After looking at GStocks before and after photos, it does look like the rock fall was in that area but the scar look like it's not near where the belay should be. The Reid topo is showing only one bolt for the belay at the anchor, but I'm sure Pete knows how to build a natural belay, ha ha.





Video when we were on Bad Seed:

http://vimeo.com/24974122
elcap-pics

Big Wall climber
Crestline CA
Jun 24, 2013 - 05:33pm PT
Yo Pete and several other climbers got down to the Bridge this morning and all is well. Some teams are left higher on the rock but seem to know the deal for these conditions... see todays ElCap report for the details.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Jun 25, 2013 - 03:38pm PT
So I’m sitting here in my “office” at Curry Village, waiting on the frustratingly slow internet connection to come around, but I somehow managed to load all 74 responses to Carol’s post, and have been laughing my ass off as I read everything! But from your responses here on McTopo, I’ve figured out what was going on up there on the wall when I got lost – so huge thanks.

The bottom line is what George Leigh Mallory would have said had he been there with me. But he wasn’t. He’s dead. Some [w]Anker found him up on Everest. But what do I know? I’m just a Big Wall Parvenu.

Anyway …

It seemed like a good idea at the time, to climb the Waterfall Route. I’m kind of running out of routes to climb, and this is one I haven’t yet done. Maybe because it’s under a waterfall. But the forecast showed nothing but sunshine for the foreseeable future, so why knott? Dave Lee and Keenan Waeschle gave me a hand schlepping loads up to the base, and some kind bailers left me a dozen gallons of water at the base of NA Wall which we picked up along the way. Since I have retired from free climbing, Dave led the first couple pitches up the slippery rust-stained rock, and Keenan led the third and just a bit of the fourth. Dave’s dad even came along to join in the fun – rumour has it a few beers were involved.

Unfortunately Keenan had to w… He has a j….. [Sorry, those words are not part of my vocabulary] At any rate, he was unable to continue for the duration, so I was obliged to press on alone, in the company of only Wee-Wee the Big Wall Crab. We hauled my Junk Show up to 3 – me on top using my 2:1, while Keenan jugged as counterweight and nursed the piggage up the slabs and around various roofs and overhangs. Definitely the Better Way.

The bivi ledge at the top of 3 is superb – perhaps fifteen feet long and one to four feet wide, with a perfect flat spot at the right end six long by four wide. Here Keenan and I sat the first evening, drinking some beers and marvelling at how bitchin’ we were. Keenan rapped off, and there I stayed. The nearly-full moon appeared around the East Buttress, and life was good.

With Keenan departed back to the Real World, it was time to get out on the sharp end the next morning. Now “morning”, in Dr. Piton parlance, begins sometime around the double digits, and can linger almost until sunset, with any luck. It is rare for me to be on the move before noon. But move I was prepared to do, if I could simply remember how. You see, I’d been telling people how to solo big walls for years. Look at Mark Hugedong. We exchanged a few hundred emails over the winter, where I traded Dr. Piton tips for Hood River Coffee. Inspirational stuff like, “Shut up and climb,” and, “whatever you do, don’t bail.” The next spring, Mark soloed El Cap. How hard could it be? But I hadn’t actually soloed anything myself in quite some time, except for maybe the occasional short fixing bit. I had kind of forgotten how to do it.

First I had to re-rack my subracks [how could two free climbers completely bugger my perfect big wall aid racking system in only three pitches?!] and then figure out how the heck to solo. How does this Grigri thing work again? Was my anchor the climber, or the hand? And what’s with the fifi and the slippery overhand knot? Isn’t the trick to make sure that you don’t open the gate on the carabiner when you tie the slipknot backup? Maybe I’d better duct tape it shut, just to be safe. Pull it a few times, yeah, seems to work. Man, how do I manage all these rope bags? Frig, is this supposed to be fun? I guess we’ll see. And what was that other thing?

“YER GONNA DIE!!!111”

No, dammit – the other other thing. Oh yeah: “ALWAYS tie a backup knot.”

Right. Away we go.

One advantage of climbing with a Big Wall Crab is that he is probably the most patient belayer I have ever had. In fact, Wee-Wee has never uttered a single word of complaint. Unfortunately, he’s pretty useless at hauling. And believe me, you don’t want to leave him alone with any of your beers, because if you do, you’ll come back to find a bunch of empty cans and him wearing a Big Sh|t-Eating Grin.

Keenan had wisely chosen to quit climbing a short distance up the fourth pitch, rated as 5.9 in the Reid topo but not really viable as a free climb, unless you are substantially more testicularly endowed than me. There is no clean pro, and I had to nail a bunch of peckers. My jitters subsided once I got going, and I actually got up the pitch – yay. The bivi at 4 is pretty good, a decent stance with one new bolt and three old ones. I hauled kit to there, and looked up at 5.

From 5, I nailed up and left, working carefully around a detached column to a fixed lower-out pin – a rusty half-inch angle – with a piece of sunbleached tat which had definitely seen better days. From there, it was a long penji down and left to another pecker crack. So far so good. I continued nailing and camming up past a little ledge, then up a more moderate corner to a ledge on the left. There was a huge zed in the rope – I was glad I was soloing otherwise the rope drag would have been horrific.

From my little ledge, the topo shows moving left here, but it said on hooks. Yet here I was standing on a ledge – rather comfortably I might add – with no hooks required. To this point, I had found the occasional pinscar and I seemed to be on route. So I stuck some cams in the crack up high, and then tension-walked left along the ledge for a bit – no hooking – then I continued fr… I mean, I wasn’t using aiders, I was moving with my feet actually standing on rock with my hands for balance. What kind of climbing do they call it? Fr…. Sorry. That word is not part my vocabulary, either.

Just as it was getting dark, I reached what I thought should be the fifth belay ledge. Certainly, it was a large ledge out and left, and matched the topo. Alik had told me that each belay has one good bolt – which had been the case thus far – but here no bolts were in evidence.
What the ….?!

This made no sense. I was where I was supposed to be according to the topo – the ledge out and left – but where was my route? The sixth pitch was shown to be a straight-up A3 dihedral. Yet above me was nothing but white and grey rock, and it waren’t no A3, mate, that’s for damn sure. I suppose it might have been possible to construct a natural anchor here on the ledge – at least in theory - but where was the one good bolt Alik had promised? Was I off route? Maybe I shouldn’t have made that left turn at Albuquerque?

Whatever. It was evening, and time to imbibe. Nothing to do but simply tag up my gear piglet with the end of my rap line attached, and rap back down to camp. Except … the piglet got stuck. Of course. Stuck piggage is not Big Wall Theory, it is Big Wall Fact. Frig. And since I had traversed so far to the left to easily rap the lead rope, I was forced to rap down to the piglet, free him, jug back up, fix my rap rope, and then boogy on back to camp.

Over a Gatorita – complete with lime and a salt-rimmed glass – I considered my situation. It was getting dark when I was looking around from the big ledge on the left, so maybe I overlooked something? Or maybe the way on was straight up and right? Above the little ledge I had rapped from – which I was pretty sure was on route – there are two ways on. The ledge to the left with the white rock above, or up and right towards another ledge, above which appeared to be a straight-in dihedral. But the crack was completely choked with grass, and looked pretty grim. This had to be the way, surely.

Voice of Leslie Neilson: “Maybe it is. But don’t call me ‘Shirley’.”

The next morning dawned bright, the sun illuminating the Wall of Early Morning Light. Accordingly, I rolled over and went back to sleep. Some hours later, I eventually got up, made some coffee, and had Little Debbie cupcakes and Entemann’s donuts. Bulking up for the wall, don’t you know.

Right. Time to head back up to the high point. Start with the big lower-out, then jug back up. Clean a few peckers and screamers along the way, get back to the little ledge with my piglet. Yup – the way on has gotta be up and right. There’s a big ledge up there, obviously I stopped too soon. So up and right I went, but where were the pinscars? This place didn’t look very well travelled, if at all. I stuck a few big cams behind a big flake on the left, and then looked up to the ledge – Eureka! The bolt!

Except it wasn’t the shiny new stainless steel 3/8-incher that Alik had promised. It was a rusty old quarter-incher, with nothing else to back it up. Even a psycho like Eric Kohl wouldn’t have considered this a belay. Or would he? I wouldn’t put it past a crab-napper like him. Maybe I had come to the wrong end of the ledge? I walked across the ledge to the right – a good fifty or sixty feet – and it is actually a superb bivi ledge. You’d have to clear off all the rubble, but what a cool place. But still, no bolts! No way! They have to be here!

I walked back to the bolt, and here I am staring at the damn thing, wondering how I messed up.

Standing akimbo: “You have got to be kidding, dude…”

Convinced I had missed something, I went back across the ledge not once but twice more, but alas, there was no belay here. I was, in a word, flummoxed.

Thanks to the marvels of modern technology, I grabbed my cell phone and called a certain Thelonius Fan – a non-climber but tenacious cyber-sleuth. If there were an answer, she would find it.

“I need you to contact Tom Evans, have him look through his scope, and tell me which way Waterfall Route goes! Maybe he can spot the belay anchors for the next pitch, and tell me if I’m supposed to be up and right on this big ledge with the single old bolt, or if it really is down and left on the other ledge with no bolts. Better yet – make a post on McTopo, with some dramatic-sounding title. You know what Oscar Wilde would have said. If he weren’t dead. “ Tom doesn’t have a cell phone, nor a radio, but I figured he could get a touron on the bridge to text me the answer.

So with no other recourse, I had to get back down. I found a rather clever way to descend from this ledge. I took my tag line, doubled it through a crab on the rusty quarter-incher, then tied one end to me and put the other through a munter hitch. Then I lowered myself down with one hand, while pulling in the slack through the Grigri on my lead rope with my other hand, and cleaned the pitch one-handed. If the bolt blew, I was still belayed on my gear that I had placed on the way up. Get it?

Once I got back to some good gear, I equalized a couple pieces, and once again swung-penji’d left to look at the other ledge. This had to be the place! I was running out of options.

Once back on the ledge down and left – again – I confirmed what I had found in the failing light the night before: there was no bolt. And in the daylight, it looked pretty scary. Directly above and right – between the two ledges – were enormous Dangling Dans, huge flakes of rock twenty or thirty feet wide, secured to the wall with little more than a dab of glue. It looked as if you sneezed too loudly, they would come crashing down on you. Not good. You could see behind these things, and it was inconceivable that anyone could have or would have climbed them. Not even Klaus.

To the left of this house of cards, and directly above me, the rock is grey and white. All of the other rock in the area looks black, but it’s not the rock – rather it is coated with dry lichen that has turned black. This lichen grows profusely on all the rock in the area thanks to the water that drenches the joint when Horsetail Falls is running. But why is the rock above me not black with lichen? There is no roof to block the falling water.

Then suddenly it hit me: the route must have fallen off! There was no other reasonable explanation. I remembered reading Ammon and Kait’s trip report when they had climbed Bad Seed, and they had witnessed a huge rockfall in the Waterfall Route area. Maybe this was the place!

So I got back on the phone, and offered the rockfall suggestion, which Carol added to the post. Tom’s response was incredibly helpful:

“The topo shows straight up and there is a corner that goes straight up right above him... I would think that after 49 ElCap routes a guy could see the line. The rockfall didn't alter that route.”

Bollocks.

Once again out of ideas, I rapped back to camp. This section of wall was becoming far too familiar. I had just busted open the first beer, and was eyeballing my bottle of Chardonnay. Generally speaking, I believe that the use of alcohol on a big wall – except in the case of emergency – should be strongly discouraged. However, emergencies do occur from time to time, and it’s best to be prepared. And if this didn’t qualify as an emergency, I don’t know what does.

Meanwhile, Tom was busy examining the high-res photos he had taken of me in the area that afternoon. What wasn’t obvious through the telescope became apparent on the computer screen. He modified his smart-assed post and wrote,

“LATER... I HAVE EXAMINED THE SHOTS I TOOK TODAY OF PETE AND THE ROUTE ABOVE. THE AREA ABOVE HIM SHOWS MUCH FRESH SCARRING... HE NEEDS TO GET OFF THE ROUTE IMMEDIATELY AND FORGET ABOUT GOING BACK. 6:26PM SUNDAY.”

About the same time, Cragman was posting ominous photos like this one:


and writing,
“Only place to go right now...is DOWN. Major weather on the way.....either rap, or possibly get washed off! PTPP = Pass the Plastic Pants”
Only minutes later, Kate was on my cell phone:

“Dude, you need to get down. Now. There’s a freak storm headed your way – they’re calling it the Pineapple Express. And here’s what Tom wrote….”
I don’t know what a Pineapple Express means, but it didn’t sound good.
“Are you kidding me?” I responded. “I have to go back up to my high point – AGAIN – to grab my ropes so I can get down?”

What choice did I have? I didn’t think it prudent to be on a climb called the Waterfall Route when a gigantic storm was about to hit. I imagined my obituary:

“Man dies on big wall.”

“What was the name of the climb?”

“The Waterfall Route.”

“How did he die?”

“He drowned.”

“Oh.”

So I jugged back up, grabbed my tag line and my rap rope, fixed a single rope down, then rapped back to camp to gather the basics. I wasn’t about to bring everything down right away, and I had calculated that if I joined all my ropes together I would have just enough to reach the ground. So before bailing, I joined all the ropes together, stacked them in rope bags in the correct order, and cast off “caver style” with the rope bags clipped to my harness. I wasn’t about to toss down four hundred feet of rope and hope for the best. It worked, but not without incident - try crossing a knot in free space with sixty pounds of crap. Twice.

But I was down. Yay. I guess I’ll go back up for my gear when the rain stops. Which hasn’t amounted to much, incidentally. If I had been anywhere else on the Captain except under Horsetail Falls, I would have stayed up there. I would have been plenty happy to enjoy a few storm days, reading my books and consuming my copious supplies. Having hauled everything up there, it seemed a pity to bail. But I kept thinking about my obit.

Yesterday morning when I got to the bridge, I made Tom a Gatorita. Then I had a look at the Clay Wadman poster, and the Reid guide. The ledge up and right is part of Klaus’ route Get Whacked, but the single bolt is not his belay, which is higher up the grassy corner. The Get Whacked topo in the Reid guidebook doesn’t show a bolt here, so maybe someone else got lost here and rapped off? An hour later, Ottawa Doug came by after having just completed his solo of South Seas, in the rather zippy time of only nine days. It seemed like another emergency to me.

But last night when I finally read this post, I laughed out loud! Thanks so much to everyone for your responses which were greatly appreciated. Thanks especially to Carol for making this post, Tom for examining his photos, and to Ammon for his research, and for posting this excellent photo of the rockfall area by Greg Stock:


The little ledge where my piglet currently resides is at 4:30 in the circle. The big ledge up and right with the single rusty quarter-inch bolt is around two o’clock, but is hard to see in the photo. The best way to recognize it is to look at the white “flag” of rock which you can see below and right of me when I’m staring at the bolt, and which you see at around two o’clock.

But most telling is this: The ledge that used to be the fifth belay anchor of Waterfall Route is at six o’clock in the circle. You can see the “before” photo on the left, and the “after” photo – which is how it looks today – on the right. No doot aboot it – the entire sixth pitch has fallen off.

But I know where it is – it’s lying on the ground at the base of the wall.

So if George Leigh Mallory had been climbing with me, and you had asked him why we bailed, he would have answered:

“Because it’s not there.”
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jun 25, 2013 - 05:11pm PT
Too funny Pete.. Thanks for the update ;)
kaholatingtong

Trad climber
Nevada City
Jun 25, 2013 - 05:48pm PT
BBST
Hawkeye

climber
State of Mine
Jun 25, 2013 - 05:50pm PT
excellent post pete.
Lambone

Big Wall climber
Ashland, Or
Jun 25, 2013 - 05:52pm PT
go get some freshiez...;)
alik

Big Wall climber
edmonton
Jun 25, 2013 - 06:51pm PT
There was definitely not a good bolt at every belay when we did this route in '08. Not sure why pete is quoting me as saying this...

Fun route when we did it. Maybe there's some new rock to be climbed now!
ElCapPirate

Big Wall climber
Reno, Nevada
Jun 25, 2013 - 07:21pm PT
That's what I thought, Alik. You and I climbed it the same year, so I figured you guys must have beefed up the belay's... but couldn't remember if you climbed it before, or after us.

http://vimeo.com/67756014

In the video link above, I think the top of pitch 5 is at :40.

At 1:04, it shows a belay above (I think the 6th) with one 1/4" and natural gear. I'm even commenting about "crappy pieces".

The Waterfall route is pretty obscure and doesn't get done that much. You also have to keep in mind that grass/vegetation grows FAST in the cracks with all the water it's being fed.

I think Pete was in denial and was actually at the 5th pitch, at the "unsafe bolt". You really have to be creative with some of those belays.

I guess time will tell.
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
Jun 25, 2013 - 07:38pm PT
Thanks for the words,Pete!! We thoroughly enjoyed them from our end of the rope(we gotcha on spiritual belay) down here in 106 deg. JTree. Sipp'in a Tecate. Cheers!!
We're waiting for the Sun to sink, and 90's deg.
then we'll go bouldering in the "backyard".

Are you go'in back up? What's that "Freshy" pitch look like?
Will it go? Huh Huh? FA?

Cheers!

'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Jun 25, 2013 - 08:57pm PT
Thanks for your input everyone. And Alik, I'm sorry about the misquote. I'm not sure where I got that idea from. Thanks for the text message, too.

Ammon, the rusty quarter-incher is at a ledge that is on Get Whacked, but is not a belay. So I don't know who drilled it, but it probably wasn't the first ascensionist. Your Greg Stock 'before' and 'after' photo is crystal clear - the fifth belay anchor, and the pitch above, are gonzo.

And your rockfall video is damned impressive - too bad you can't see exactly where it's coming from! It's an even bigger rockfall than the one in the video I have of the first two pitches of Gulf Stream falling off. I posted it up, but Kate asked me to take it down. She had just been up on that section of rock only a couple weeks before, and her language was rather "colourful".

Cheers, eh?
Vegasclimber

Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
Jun 25, 2013 - 09:30pm PT
Nice report Pete - but you left out the other call you got from Vegas telling you to get the frak off that wall! :p

Granted, Kate has a hell of a lot more pull then I do but still :p

Glad you made the right call.
ElCapPirate

Big Wall climber
Reno, Nevada
Jun 25, 2013 - 09:47pm PT
Right on, Pete. I guess you would know more than anyone because I don't think anyone has been up there since the rockfall. Like I said... time will tell.

Cheers!
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Jun 25, 2013 - 09:55pm PT
Travis - geeez, sorry man. Frig. Duh.

Ammon - I was down on the bridge today, and was looking up there. The rockfall zone is actually much MUCH bigger than I imagined.

Have a look at your Greg Stock photo again. You see the pyramid with the white tip, right? Look on the right photo of the two:


Between 5 and 5:30 on the ellipse there is a dark pillar visible. The right hand side of that pillar, which is a right-facing corner, is where the 5th belay used to be. I assumed that this right-facing corner was the leftmost = westernmost part of the rockfall.

Knott so!

On the left side of the pillar, there is an even wider spot! And you can't even see that from the wall, because the pillar is in the way. I only noticed it when I was down on the bridge today. It's harder to tell in the black and white photo, too, than it is in real live colour.

But it was one big-ass rock fall. Maybe a hundred feet wide, and two hundred feet tall? Maybe even bigger.

Have you done Get Whacked yet?? It probably has a "lovely" independent start up the slippery red streak. Maybe you climbed some of that stuff? Man, it's like someone took a jar of Vaseline and dumped it on the slab!

And oh yeah, there is some delightful FA opportunities in this "fresh" rock! And if that's the sort of endeavour you enjoy, may I suggest you put back up the first three pitches of A.O. Wall, and the first two pitches of Gulf Stream? {wink}

Oh yeah - big ass rescue off the Leaning Tower today. Buddy took a whipper on the first pitch of Wet Denim Daydream and crashed into Ahwahnee Ledge, busting up his femur or pelvis or lower back. They helicoptered him off into the Meadows.

So I said to Tom, "So much for your 'last ElCap Report of the season', eh?" Watch for it tonight. No doubt he is busy typing and photoshopping right now.
ElCapPirate

Big Wall climber
Reno, Nevada
Jun 25, 2013 - 10:20pm PT
Have you done Get Whacked yet??

Yes, McCray and I did it in just under 13 hours in 2001. I've done most of the established routes in that area.

Yeah, I didn't know if it was the lighting, or what, in the GStock's photo. It does appear that entire tower fell off when Kait and I were on Bad Seed. Skiy and Andy were on Bad to the Bone and even closer, that's who we were yelling to see if they were ok, in the video.

The scary part was I was down in that gully less than an hour before jugging the fixed line... doing my business.

Wouldn't have that been a rough way to go?

"OH SH#T"... while taking one, ha ha.

Hope the guy on WDD is ok.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Jun 25, 2013 - 10:28pm PT
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! Remember that scene in Jurassic Park - where the tyrannosaurus bit the guy's head off while he was having a dump?

And now for the ElCap Report:

"In today's news, a man did not bury his dump at the base. Instead, he was buried whilst taking a dump."

OK, so .....

Tell us all....

How do you climb a route as hard as Get Whacked in only 13 hours? What are your tips and tricks? It can't have anything to do with bounce-testing or anything testing! What do you do - just write off your life ahead of time so you don't really have anything to lose?

And what about the concept of "fear"? You seem either immune, or crazy. And I don't think you're as crazy as you look! {wink}

And as a for instance, take that dihedral. Please. The one full of grass? I've climbed some grassy-ass cracks, the all-time worst being Pacemaker. It takes a huge amount of time to mine out a placement. How can you do it in only 13 hours??

And furthermore:

Today is my 31st Un-Anniversary! What a way to celebrate. 1 El Cap route before. Then my Post-Divorce Renaissance began, and 48 El Cap routes afterwards.

Take my wife. Please.

P.S. What on earth did I do getting married on the opening weekend of bass fishing season?? Listen, you Young Bulls - if you are ever stupid enough to get married, don't do as I do, do as I say. Choose a date so that when your anniversary occurs, it doesn't interfere with anything important like opening day or wall climbing season or whatever.

And choose a girl with a similar birthday. Forget those internet searches for eye colour or bra size or whatever - choose her based on when her birthday is. Or more important, isn't.
ElCapPirate

Big Wall climber
Reno, Nevada
Jun 25, 2013 - 10:58pm PT
How do you climb a route as hard as Get Whacked in only 13 hours?

Don't bring the kitchen sink, short fix... and throw caution to the wind.

Oplopanax

Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
Jun 25, 2013 - 11:56pm PT
And choose a girl with a similar birthday. Forget those internet searches for eye colour or bra size or whatever - choose her based on when her birthday is. Or more important, isn't.

Does 1997 ring a bell
ag.Fox

Trad climber
Reno, NV
Jun 27, 2013 - 04:57pm PT
Pete, Might I suggest, rather than doing some POS route, go back and do one you've done before...but ALL CLEAN!

Up the ante, babe....it'll be an all new experience!

Clean gear would indicate a desire to free climb - NOT HAPPENING
Sheesh! Pitch a Day Pete doesn't even own a chalkbag.
mawk

Big Wall climber
White Bear Lake, MN
Jun 27, 2013 - 06:05pm PT
Yes he does, I've seen it. He handed it to me before I started up the first pitch of West Buttress when I had the crazy idea that I could fr.. climb the pitch. Of course, maybe he borrowed it.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jun 27, 2013 - 06:53pm PT
He handed it to me before I started up the first pitch of West Buttress

But did it have chalk in it? My wife owns one, too, but she only keeps
kleenex and chap stick in it.
Crazy Bat

Sport climber
Birmingham, AL & Seweanee, TN
Jun 27, 2013 - 08:55pm PT
Mine has doggy treats in it. Great for dog traning. The ones they sell at the pet store doesnt have a drawstring.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Jun 30, 2013 - 04:23pm PT
"Will belay for booze"

Where is that photo, anyway? {wink}

Myles Moser

climber
Lone Pine, Ca
Dec 1, 2013 - 09:54pm PT
This was just great to follow, although Pete is wild one...he sure puts on a good show; as well as story

How about some reading about climbing!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 1, 2013 - 10:15pm PT
I want to see a PTPP Plaidman Team. Somehow I doubt Plaidman will consent to springing
for Opus One-fueled 'bivies'.
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
Dec 2, 2013 - 02:49am PT
Lost Again?
...
Darwin

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 2, 2013 - 12:52pm PT


Did you, PTPP, ever go back and get your gear or finish the route?
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