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susan peplow
climber
Queen of the Sh^t talkers!
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jun 27, 2006 - 11:08pm PT
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It's best to stay on the mans good side as this one came with hand gestures.
"f#uck you, ya pussy"
Keep 'em coming Werner! Your quotes have long lived many climbers careers and provide the utmost enjoyment.
xo,
Susan
edit: upmost does not = utmost. But Rajmit does = idiot! Damn spell check.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand, Man.....
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Jun 27, 2006 - 11:13pm PT
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Werner in all his mystic glory once told me (speaking of reincarnation):
"...you're going to come back as a urinal, man"
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Jun 27, 2006 - 11:15pm PT
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My all time Favorito:
"Fish Man, Bwa, the way you behave you'll be reincarnated as a urinal!"
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Jun 27, 2006 - 11:18pm PT
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Fish,
beat me to it,
shucks.
rats.
How about "The Rock will pull you up like a mother clings to her child..."
There that's nice.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand, Man.....
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Jun 27, 2006 - 11:24pm PT
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There are so many......
The classic was when they were bringing in a new bathroom into Camp 4 on a giant crane. We are all standing aorund watching with a small crowd of tourists......
the crane is making some hella noise as you can imagine...... the new bathroom gets lowered to the ground in place and the crane shuts down... Werner did not have his ears on, so he had no idea that it was now completely silent...
he pretty much yells as loud as he can..... "I'm a go in there and take a B I G shiit! "
All the tourists eyes popped out like they were on stilts and we start busting up...
then he leans over and whispers to me asking, "..... was that way loud???"
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Patrick Sawyer
climber
Originally California now Ireland
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Jun 28, 2006 - 05:13am PT
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I haven't seen or talked with Werner (except on this forum)since, oh 1976 or 77, so I can't recall many, especially since I didn't hang out with him hardly at all. But he has had some choice ones on this forum.
Hey, I thought we weren't going to mention what's his name anymore.
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ron gomez
Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
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Jun 28, 2006 - 09:29am PT
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"Good Morning....uh got a cigarette?" I don't smoke cigs, so I'd go to Kostya (russian climbing partner) get a cig and bring it to Werner. He had me well trained...for about a week.
Peace
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nb3000
Gym climber
Oakland, CA.
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Jun 28, 2006 - 01:21pm PT
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"I'm a go in there and take a B I G shiit! "
So, was Werner the first to bless it?
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Jun 28, 2006 - 02:32pm PT
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"Hot shot kid, show us how it's done!"
To Cos, @Owl roof, circa 1984.
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Elcapinyoazz
Mountain climber
Anchorage, Alaska
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Jun 28, 2006 - 09:44pm PT
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"If you ladies leave my valley, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, f*#king beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh#t. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved YOSAR. Do you maggots understand that? "
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Jun 28, 2006 - 11:20pm PT
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Full metal jacket, R Lee Ermy.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand, Man.....
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Jun 29, 2006 - 12:45am PT
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Another is that it is derived from Hell + of + a, slang originating in the San Francisco Bay Area in the early 1980s, now used commonly by youths from Northern California.
some HELL OF A noise ie: " the crane is making some hella noise"
Works for me...
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand, Man.....
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Jun 29, 2006 - 01:05am PT
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some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella
some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella
some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella
some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella
some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella some hella
take one more hit on the pipe and go to bed.... bet it is SOME HELLA good weed
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Slakkey
Trad climber
From a Quiet Place by the Lake
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Jun 29, 2006 - 01:07am PT
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How did I know that was going to happen?
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand, Man.....
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Jun 29, 2006 - 01:28am PT
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really... go to bed.
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Leroy
climber
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Jun 29, 2006 - 09:53am PT
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Not exactly a quote, but one time Werner was helping me work on my car in the dead of winter.He says we have to cut this wire. I´m desperate.I say OK cut it.Werner gets nervous.Saying ,Are you sure.Are you sure.I say ,Ya cut it.He cuts it.Never runs again .Bought a Volvo next day.
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WBraun
climber
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Jun 29, 2006 - 10:50am PT
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Leroy hahahah
That Mercedes was awesome ....
And Russ, hahahaha that was a hella answer
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand, Man.....
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Jun 29, 2006 - 11:08am PT
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hahaha... true! or Werd... or Hella Werd or that was SOME HELLA WERD Werner.
Werner = Macgiver
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