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ozborne2
Trad climber
Merced, Ca
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Topic Author's Original Post - May 4, 2013 - 12:11pm PT
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Im 16 years old and the only thing I am interested in is climbing. Clubbing is my life, I know it is but the only problem I have is Im not around it to often. Even tho I live two houses a way from some of the best climbing in the world,Yosemite, I find it hard to achieve what I what and know is possible. I climb is because I want to become one of the best in the history of climbing. So if you have any suggestions about this let me know.
Thanks
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10b4me
Ice climber
Soon 2B Arizona
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You have to be cast in iron first, and don't mind getting run over by cars
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Jingy
climber
Somewhere out there
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As a general rule you'd prefer to be flat as possible and have plenty of edged holes in you to allow the cheese of life to squish through you. This is how people came up with the term "shredded". He shredded on Midnight Lightening.
Second rule: Don't store yourself in water. It is possible to become rusted and hazardous to use when this happens.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Even Royal took lessons from Arthur Murray; but he didn't get gypped.
Get a mentoroll. Almost 75% guaranteed results, according to Trolling Times' survey...
I'd suggest Locker-Goulet, if he's around.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Yous guys are assuming that Ozzie aspires to being walked on his whole life. What if he apires to culinary grateness?
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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sixteen? yer to late. stick with the clubbing
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Reilly, remember the time you were barred from the Grate Wall Restaurant in Banff? Of course you wouldn't.
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kaholatingtong
Trad climber
Nevada City
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damn, they sell alcohol to 16 year olds now?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Eight great brownies
Sittin' in a box.
Along comes a climber
And picks their locks.
When he shoed be changing
His smelly old socks.
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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go out an have fun...
...repeat
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ozborne2
Trad climber
Merced, Ca
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Topic Author's Reply - May 4, 2013 - 03:01pm PT
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I have been going to that gym for about 10 years know.
real fun
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rmuir
Social climber
From the Time Before the Rocks Cooled.
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"...two houses away from Yosemite."
<snicker>Nice one.</snicker>
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Jon Beck
Trad climber
Oceanside
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Go to C4, ask Crater James for some pointers, he is on the grateness fast track
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Harding:
So farewell—to the little free climbs that I do.
Farewell? a long farewell to all my grateness!
This is the state of man: to-day he goes forth
To awkward nailing and choss, to-morrow sublime moves,
And bears his bleeding gobies thick upon him;
The third day comes a Frost, a drilling Frost,
And when he thinks, good easy man, full surely
His grateness is a-ripening, nips his route,
And then he falls as I do.
Dolt:
I see.
Harding The First Act 3, scene 2, 506-512
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mooser
Trad climber
seattle
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First...buy a rugby shirt.
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
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only post for partners or pictures to lure partners out.
Train and climb hard.
avoid expensive women
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crunch
Social climber
CO
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Lots of good advice. Dude should be grateful....
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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avoid expensive women
Amendment A:
Unless they also happen to be, uh, well-endowed, so to speak.
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splitter
Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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How do you become one of the grates? Be humble...
'The greatest among you will be your servant. For those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.'
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