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JEleazarian
Trad climber
Fresno CA
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Apr 22, 2013 - 03:38pm PT
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It just doesn't make sense!
Unless of course you think about it.
I keep forgetting how funny ST threads can be if you merely concentrate on the rhetoric.
John
Edit: I forgot to attribute this. Mechrist gets the credit.
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Apr 22, 2013 - 10:32pm PT
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I'd like some fries with mine. Amen.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
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Apr 22, 2013 - 10:34pm PT
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my daughter left this grotesquely shaped, peach-colored wax
blob on the piano bench.
im walking by, our neighbors are
over making salad in kitchen,
i walk in and excuse myself into the
conversation and inquire,
"all right, who miscarriaged on the piano bench?"
i know. absolutely rude.
i don't know the histories of my neighbors.
it was a little awkward.
then we sit down to eat
and we're discussing maki's (my youngest daughter)
upcoming birthday party.
ideas for entertainment are on the table,
so's i suggest:
"why don't we freeze a bunch of horseflys in the ice-box,
then we'll pull 'em out at the party
and line all the chillen's up and put a froze fly
in front of them,
then count down, three, two, one
go!
and they all start breathing heavily on their cryogenic specimen,
and the first one who freeze, or i mean thaws the fly
such that it can fly off the table,
wins the prize.
we'll probably loose a couple to the floor as ventilation gets hyper,
but that'll just weed out the weak-lunged.
really, i went through that entire speal,
all eyes avoiding me.
and no, i haven't had a lick of alcohol.
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Apr 22, 2013 - 10:37pm PT
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Sport climber
moving thru
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Apr 22, 2013 - 10:44pm PT
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Late on this scene, but I agree with Tami.
When women make a statement it is usually succinct and not necessarily including the F word.
And in Tami and L's (who hasn't posted here in a while but an awesome wit and writer)case the greatest of ST entertainment.
Cheers,lynnie
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Capt.
climber
some eastside hovel
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Apr 22, 2013 - 11:34pm PT
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Doc F...That one may require the holy hand grenade.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Apr 22, 2013 - 11:36pm PT
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This thread is Great!
so-------if the posts here are the best of Ron Anderson's thread on the Boston Bombings?
I can just look at the few replies on this thread??
Praise Jesus!
Thank you all----- for posting up------and saving me from the strange schist on Ron's thread!
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Captain...or Skully
climber
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Apr 23, 2013 - 01:36am PT
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Do ya ever feel that nobody gets yer point?
Maybe I should talk to Oblio....or some such.
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Captain...or Skully
climber
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Apr 23, 2013 - 01:56am PT
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She's on the circus team. They kick ass. Acrobatic bunch, they be.
Watch out. The ice is thin.
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Apr 23, 2013 - 11:57am PT
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wes, is a funny guy, one of the best lines in a while
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Apr 23, 2013 - 06:18pm PT
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can someone tell me about this alleged moon landing?
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Apr 23, 2013 - 06:43pm PT
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divad
Trad climber
wmass
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Apr 23, 2013 - 07:47pm PT
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We haven't been entertained since LEB got the boot...
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Apr 23, 2013 - 07:51pm PT
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Fattrad had his moments too.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Apr 23, 2013 - 08:09pm PT
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Moosedrool. I love the Jesus portrait that LostinShanghai posted.
What would Jesus shoot?
The People's weapon: An AK47 or one of its clones.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Apr 25, 2013 - 01:05pm PT
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From the secret underwater boob thread.
Notice that "Boob" is only singular in that thread title.
Call it "Mooseness," but he has a "feel" for boobs which is enviable.Somebody landed on the moon? Which one?
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clode
Trad climber
portland, or
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Apr 25, 2013 - 06:14pm PT
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"I like mustard on my bisquits". (Slingblade)
"But you wouldn't know dat 'cause you a big barrel white looking motherf?cker". (Trading Places)
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mechrist
Gym climber
South of Heaven
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Apr 26, 2013 - 10:22pm PT
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Krap, where's that personal responsibility you tea baggers speak so highly of? Sounds like you are a property owner... a landlard... self-employed... a tea baggers dream life. Why don't you suck it up... put on your man pants... and stop bitching? I was cleaning/repairing/converting/building rentals by the time I was 6. Maybe that was why I did so well in school... because it sucked. But if you don't like it, do something else for fuksake! Stop pretending it is everyone else's fault. At least you have health insurance now.
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