12 million Americans believe Lizard People Run Our Country!


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mouse from merced

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The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Apr 6, 2013 - 03:10am PT
Dear Dr. F.,

I dreamed that in a dream I had that I'd lost my tail.

I dreamed in another dream that I had that my tail had been cut off. I remember being real horny after that one.

I dreamed in yet another another dream that I was dreaming that I was VERY blind (not just blind-folded or shutting my eyes, but STONE BLIND) and the two other guys from the first two dreams were running around in a panic over their missing tails.

I'm not looking for advice. Just sayin'.

Lost tails are covered under medicare.

Have a good night.

Apr 6, 2013 - 03:57am PT
Only 12 million Americans are Lizard People?

I am surprised. Good thing this isn't The Price Is Right.

I would have guessed 240 million.

Apr 6, 2013 - 11:29am PT
They use your tail to make a (hungry)clone of you. Watch your back especially where your tail use to be. Happened to Sean Connery and he's a kick ass type of guy.

Apr 6, 2013 - 11:33am PT
I was thinking this is an insult to lizards everywhere.
Captain...or Skully

Apr 6, 2013 - 12:17pm PT
All I know is a few half full bags of Italian Herb Chipotle Buffalo Ranch Guacamole Thai Peanut Style Chippety Chomps would go down real good about now......

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Apr 6, 2013 - 01:15pm PT
^^^^ & how are you going to get that food without lizard people to protect you from the bad guys.
You people seem to take our Lizard people guardians for granted.
I think you know what I'm talking about.
Climb-on Lizard people.
There better than insecticide.
new world order2

Apr 7, 2013 - 12:19pm PT
Biden recently called to "create a New World Order".


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