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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 28, 2013 - 08:50pm PT
Possibly the most crass song, ever. I love it!

Sorry if it offends your sensibilities.

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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2013 - 08:56pm PT
And another...


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couchmaster

climber
pdx
Feb 28, 2013 - 08:58pm PT
Good advice.
ruppell

climber
Feb 28, 2013 - 08:59pm PT
LOL. You gotta go back to the original man. These guys:

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froodish

Social climber
Portland, Oregon
Feb 28, 2013 - 08:59pm PT
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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2013 - 09:01pm PT
Yeah, the punk rock thread is what made me remember this little gem.

The remake is funny as hell, though.
ruppell

climber
Feb 28, 2013 - 09:04pm PT
It is funny. Way better lyrics then the DK ones as well.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Feb 28, 2013 - 09:04pm PT
I think perhaps a certain supertopo poster from up north actually put up a route with the same name in Squamish. It grew over :-(

Edit- oh Brandon WTF that song in your first post just plain sucks! Travesty!
Psilocyborg

climber
Feb 28, 2013 - 09:32pm PT
speaking of crass, i like crass music as long as it is silly and makes me laugh! just for the f*#k of it why not

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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2013 - 09:44pm PT
WAY HOMO!!!

Funny as hell, though.

Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Mar 1, 2013 - 12:22am PT
how far do you want to go back?

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middle joe

Trad climber
OC
Mar 1, 2013 - 12:29am PT
Keep'm coming boys.. This is too funny!
Jim Clipper

climber
from: forests to tree farms
Mar 1, 2013 - 01:08am PT
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Jim Clipper

climber
from: forests to tree farms
Mar 1, 2013 - 01:15am PT
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Someone should put on their dolphin shorts, grab the ghetto blaster, tube socks, and crank some of these tunes while they work their proj. at some local boulder on a busy Saturday. Just a suggestion.
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Mar 1, 2013 - 01:16am PT
surprised no one posted this one yet:

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Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Mar 1, 2013 - 01:30am PT
most crass song ever?!
well, that's a challenge... let's go to the Fugs again...

this is crass
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mid-1960s
they rag on Jefferson Airplane, too!

they have a song about utilizing Coca Cola... it's pretty crass also
Shimanilami

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Mar 1, 2013 - 02:03am PT
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Shimanilami

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Mar 1, 2013 - 02:07am PT
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Shimanilami

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Mar 1, 2013 - 02:12am PT
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2 Live Crew's got albums and albums full of this stuff.
Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
Mar 1, 2013 - 08:21am PT
i don an old, odd pair
of illegitimate boots;

one i found spit out at the hotlum glacier terminus,
the other one perched timelessly on a railroad trellis in backwoods oregon.

with one leg outrunning a lazy ice age,
and my other leg outrunning industrial revolution,

i make odd strides into the shady woods
behind my best friend's house.

i'm under-slept, under-nourished, under-stressed,
and under-some-influence.

my girlfriends they are everywhere.
some two-hundred feet tall
with their tassled crowns bathed
in full moon light;

some low to the dirt,
laying in various stages of decay;

some twisted in and out of understanding,
chasing yesterday's sunlight.


all of them, clad in anti-coitus armor.

i mutter to the trees,
im not here to f*#k you, so loosen up.

im merely here to deposit my moraine,
whilst steaming the exhaust of
my internal combustions.
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