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Hawkeye

climber
State of Mine
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 13, 2013 - 06:25pm PT
have at it.
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:30pm PT
This forum is really bad. No structure. Just a bunch of, well, sh#t.
looking sketchy there...

Social climber
Latitute 33
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:33pm PT
Not even the most pathetic -- by a long shot!!!!


Even a cursory search of the web reveals far more pathetic forums out there.

How about a Nazi/White Power Forum
http://whitepowerforum.com/

or

Debate whether Noah's ark existed
http://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=702625

    wait a minute, wasn't there something even more bizarre posted here (like the Ark on the Moon!!!???)... ummm?

But, you get the idea.


kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:34pm PT
This thread helps prove it!
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:35pm PT
Hawkeye is anonymous. Need I say more? Coward and a tosser.
weezy

climber
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:36pm PT
Hawkeye's post history reads like your typical saggy mound of butthurt cynicism.

have at it.
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:41pm PT
Hawkeye is anonymous. Need I say more? Coward and a tosser.

Hard to argue with that!
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:43pm PT
agreed, hock-eye must be a bit of a noob to online forums.

try craigslist politics, a real disaster

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/pol/
Hawkeye

climber
State of Mine
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2013 - 06:45pm PT
Hawkeye is anonymous. Need I say more? Coward and a tosser.

just read this dudes history of carving routes up sandstone alone cuz nobody would ever climb with the sack of sh#t and ten decide for yourselves if you want to kiss his ass....
Hawkeye

climber
State of Mine
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2013 - 06:51pm PT
oh dmt,

go read some of your feel good threads and bump them the you wont have to answer to this sh#t.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:55pm PT
What would you rather see?

A climbing site where everyone loves each other and agrees on everything?

What's the address to that site? I won't bother going there,
weezy

climber
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:56pm PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]
TwistedCrank

climber
Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:57pm PT
Oprah used to post here. Now she's gone. WTF?
Norwegian

Trad climber
Pollock Pines, California
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:57pm PT
it's like half an orgasm,
then the kids walk in.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:57pm PT
Is the glass half empty or half full or just too big?

What does pathetic mean? How are we measuring the patheticness?

Is pathetic a bad thing or a good thing?

Do I care?

Is it as pathetic as bouldering or telemarking?

Is Hawkeye the most pathetic human on earth? Or is he the greatest hero of all time? Is there a middleground?

How many angels can dance on the head of a Supertopo?

How many wall climbers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why did DMT cross the road?


Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Feb 13, 2013 - 06:59pm PT
I figure nobody who would read this believes Supertopo is the worst. It would speak very poorly of somebody to waste their time on the worst, so come on

Just blowin steam or trollin!
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Feb 13, 2013 - 07:03pm PT
infinite recursion is a much more interesting topic


"turtles all the way down"
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Feb 13, 2013 - 07:05pm PT
infinite recursion is a much more interesting topic

Is there a quanta of troll? or a refraction Index. Can a trolls location and speed be simultaneusly measured?

P=OT^2

Where P=#of thread posts

O=outrage

T is self explanatory.
weezy

climber
Feb 13, 2013 - 07:05pm PT
Rock!...oopsie.

Trad climber
the pitch above you
Feb 13, 2013 - 07:06pm PT
Adjust meds, try again later.
splitclimber

climber
Sonoma County
Feb 13, 2013 - 07:07pm PT
for weeg n werner if nothing else
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 13, 2013 - 07:10pm PT
Norwegian

Trad climber
Pollock Pines, California
Feb 13, 2013 - 07:13pm PT
yea i host an offline fourem
that's absolutely pathetic.

tons of voices litterin' my head.
taintin each other, talking
shite, ton's of politics;
no boobs; arguments with god;
hate tonsof hate; manic fests
of festering sorror; over-indulgant
voices, singing illicits;

the voices though, they're never mean to silence.

my head is barely in the world,
so i challenge your proposal, hawkeye,
for the worst forum in the world.
Hawkeye

climber
State of Mine
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2013 - 07:13pm PT
speshul.

norge,

your world is self imposed. from your drinking to self pity to underemployment.

climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Feb 13, 2013 - 07:22pm PT
Dammit Hawkeye.. I wanna be attacked too.. cmon there must be someway you could insult me in a manner that cuts me to the bone...



Vegasclimber

Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
Feb 13, 2013 - 07:25pm PT
Norwegian

Trad climber
Pollock Pines, California
Feb 13, 2013 - 07:26pm PT
im working two engineering jobs
and falling high risk trees in the interim.

im drinking once a week (well that's my goal im into achieving),

you sir are beautiful.
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Feb 13, 2013 - 07:28pm PT
He already got me.
kenny t you are an as#@&%e

fuktard
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Feb 13, 2013 - 08:04pm PT
This is absolutely not the most pathetic forum in the world. (T-1 at best BTW.)

Etsy forum. Bunch of conservative, mid-west, boring-ass, self-righteous crafty housewives who fancy themselves "professional artists" arguing about shipping policies and which glue will best adhere some ugly thing to some other ugly thing. Yeesh. Now THAT is a pathetic forum.

Edit to add: Funny link Malamute.. except the Oli North reply should be "I cannot recall".
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Feb 13, 2013 - 08:11pm PT
I guess I'll ask the troll again,



What would you rather see?

A climbing site where everyone loves each other and agrees on everything?
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Feb 13, 2013 - 08:13pm PT
^^ That is truly terrifying.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Feb 13, 2013 - 08:15pm PT
Oh, not pathetic, just trolling as well.

I shudder at the thought of a sanitized forum, you filthy Pole! :)

Edit: I have nothing against Polish people.
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Feb 13, 2013 - 08:16pm PT
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Feb 13, 2013 - 08:21pm PT
I really don't care what you think of me dude.
Vegasclimber

Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
Feb 13, 2013 - 08:31pm PT
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Feb 13, 2013 - 08:33pm PT
Sh#t man, my feelings are hurt.

Moose knows I'm just joking around, so maybe you should STFU.

We are posting on a sutpid thread after all. Don't you have something better to do?
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Feb 13, 2013 - 08:48pm PT
Anastasia

climber
Home
Feb 13, 2013 - 09:03pm PT
Everyone has his bad days and good days... Why would a forum be any different from an individual?

Sometimes I see an incredible person, sometimes that same person needs to leave and not call me. Then a few days later forgiveness, forgetfulness, great fun and wham... Here we go again. I feel that way about ST.


Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Feb 13, 2013 - 09:12pm PT
Norwegian

Trad climber
Pollock Pines, California
Feb 13, 2013 - 10:34pm PT
we are a pathetic cult upon the skin of
our benign cultures.

so's we gather pathetically
within a pathetically incorrect
mutual zone of
this ridiculous internet world
that pretty much strips the
underpants right off of the
ludicrously smooth thighs of pathetic
and f*#ks it.
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Feb 13, 2013 - 11:03pm PT
ludicrously smooth thighs of pathetic

If her thighs are that good what do her breasts look like? I'll await your reply in the (pathetic) underground boob thread.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Feb 13, 2013 - 11:14pm PT
Have at it. They're having at it, and for what possible reason do you presume?
Lynne Leichtfuss

Sport climber
moving thru
Feb 13, 2013 - 11:20pm PT
Hawkeye....oh my, dude sir, you need a life. Throwing out a thread like this is not, not, not, .... well, living.

Throw out the thread, throw on a pack with some climbing shoes, food and water and go for it. Take off for parts unknown under a cold, clear night sky. Breathe, Live, Love, Give.

There's a world of hurt out there and we (you, me, everyone actually) can be part of the solution. Cheers, Dude. Lynne
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Feb 14, 2013 - 12:38am PT

kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Feb 14, 2013 - 12:05pm PT
Cosmic, you read my mind, what's up with that?
Mark Hudon

Trad climber
Hood River, OR
Feb 14, 2013 - 12:06pm PT
Yes, oh so pathetic and yet oh so satisfying!
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Feb 14, 2013 - 12:08pm PT
Mark, I just met some folks from central oregon and they said trout creek is the cats meow. Is that true?
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 14, 2013 - 12:19pm PT
"The besetting evil of our age is the temptation to squander and dilute
thought on a thousand different lines of inquiry." - Sir John Herschel
anachronism

Big Wall climber
Yosemite, CA
Feb 14, 2013 - 12:20pm PT
oh the irony
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Feb 14, 2013 - 12:31pm PT
ByebyeburcheyByEbye
Mark Hudon

Trad climber
Hood River, OR
Feb 14, 2013 - 12:33pm PT
Kenny, yes, all that and more, no joke. It's way, way, way, good climbing and a beautiful area also.

Bring tape and be ready to get worked!
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Feb 14, 2013 - 12:38pm PT
That boy.....AHHHHsaid that boy is like a cannon...Always shootin his mouth off...< Foghorn Leghorn >
Scurchey

Gym climber
Feb 14, 2013 - 12:52pm PT
You can consider it a bit of a Valentine's day gift to your significant others.

I'm sure there's a positive correlation between those who rush to email the admin

"Git that BRUchery!!"

and those that have issues with Erectile Dysfunction.


The half-chub I'm sure is produced by typing up such an email as fast as possible could, in theory, be nursed all day and taken home to the wifey.

You're welcome.
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Feb 14, 2013 - 01:01pm PT
Why don't you just be a good wittle boy for a while and maybe they'll let you come back? you obviously willy wike it here.
Scurchey

Gym climber
Feb 14, 2013 - 01:20pm PT
Be a good boy?

I was a good boy.

My posts were no worse than most of the posts here.

Booted.


I don't look for logic online. Learned that a short while ago.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Feb 14, 2013 - 01:34pm PT
Skyburcheywizard, burcheytherevrnge? Awesome avatar lol.
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Feb 14, 2013 - 02:57pm PT
Happy valentines day

Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Feb 14, 2013 - 03:26pm PT
Jiggy Jak you are one slow study...no wonder your dissertation languishes...down by the river.
Vegasclimber

Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
Feb 14, 2013 - 03:55pm PT
I think this dude is setting a record for number of accounts banned. I doubt the mods are watching him that close, so there must be an awful lot of people jumpin on the emails to tattle on him when he shows up.

Sad part is, other then his running love fest with "The Chief" his posts were way better then most of the drivel that gets posted on here daily.
Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Feb 14, 2013 - 04:08pm PT
Sad part is, other then his running love fest with "The Chief" his posts were way better then most of the drivel that gets posted on here daily.

Vegas Climber, at the risk of bumping this useless troll thread, I disagree. Some drivel, most good. But then we all have to be selective in our own ways.

If some of you think the Taco Stand is drivel and useless, why in the hell do you post here. To aggravate, to troll, to be....

If you do not like SuperTopo, just go away and leave us pathetic souls to deal with one another in our own ways.

Go to rc.com or the Faux news forum. That is the best advice I can give to people who don't like the Taco Stand.
Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Feb 14, 2013 - 04:19pm PT
Hawkeye, over 3,000 posts

Vegas Climber, over 1,000 posts

Yeah the Taco Stand is a shitty forum, but you both have racked up a lot of posts.

Why I am I being suckered by trolls, I should know better.

What's the saying? Don't go away mad, just go away.
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Feb 14, 2013 - 06:23pm PT
hooray for boobrchey

sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Feb 14, 2013 - 06:26pm PT
Boobs and cerro torre. How can you go wrong?
BoUoRoCoHoEoY

Mountain climber
Feb 14, 2013 - 06:33pm PT
Here's some advice: keep talking about yourself. It serves as a good warning to those of us who avoid the self-obsessed.

That would be good advice, except that I don't bring it up.

I have some advice for you as well. Know what you're talking about.
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Feb 14, 2013 - 06:51pm PT
Here's some advice: start talking about me.

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 14, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
Making lemonade, dude. But it's a haven, a point of view, a window on the wide world, and a grapevine. So it's far from pathetic, because it's useful, a word which gives it enough validity to dump guys who keep pushing.

It's like making a good Bloody Mary,
Ingredients may need to vary.

It's never the same thing twice.

It's good, though.

And it lasts.

But does it satisfy?

Does it define recursion when it uses it?

No, but it can make fun of how the word "iteration" is used in a new meaning, as an example. Or used and then re-used by others who would never have used the word, had they not seen it used here on the Taco.

And in so doing it makes one think, which is the point of a forum, don't you think?

But it can drive you to drink, too, if you need the excuse.

Or it can make you change beer brands based on "He's drinking it. I should try it at least."

I like the peeps I've met here so far. It's reconnected me to others.

I've only wanted to whine and cry and walk off in a snit once, so I think of it as a cool and modern stone age family, many of whom get stoned on the rocks while tossing bricks and thinking of how to sandbag their co-posters for yucks. They may even learn by osmosis.

Fast Times at Recurso High.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Feb 14, 2013 - 08:09pm PT
That burchey thing IS pathetic. Especially in the blatant disregard for Chris Mac. Repeatedly returning under a psuedonym is weak sauce & shows no respect for the OWNER of the website.

edit:F*#k off, Burchey. I'm yer elder, dipsh#t. You want to steer clear of me, for your own health.
You have no idea what respect is.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Feb 14, 2013 - 08:53pm PT
Haha Burchey........or skully!


Ha







Ha









Ha









Ha







Ha




Who's next up for a burchey avatar? Chris Burchnamara?


Keep em coming burchey!
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Feb 14, 2013 - 11:47pm PT
I want a Burchey name!
WBraun

climber
Feb 14, 2013 - 11:53pm PT
Chris Burchnamara

Dingus Milkburch

Hahahaha LOL

Yer killing me, too funny .......
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Feb 15, 2013 - 12:07am PT
Haha im dying here this is awesome, dingus milkburch! lol!

No way, cosmicburchman or Wburch is my guess for the next one.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Feb 15, 2013 - 12:12am PT
Unwad your panties, Cosmic.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Feb 15, 2013 - 12:17am PT
F*#k that guy, Dwain. Jeremy was correct.
Just another troll dipsh#t.
Not even worthy of your disdain. Hey, BurchWhatinhellever, you gotta earn Hate. I'm not impressed.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 15, 2013 - 02:12am PT
You guys come here for fun?
Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Feb 15, 2013 - 04:52am PT
Hi, My name is really Burch Cassidy and my partner is the Sunburch Kid.

I am the leader of the Wild Burch Gang.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 15, 2013 - 08:12am PT
Berndt Kazwalti, he told me his name was. He lowered his station to become one of the Flames. We claim him because no one else will...

But this exemplifies PATHOS or I'm a neon tetra from Olema.
Smile on your brother.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Feb 15, 2013 - 08:20am PT
Ahahaha! sweet!
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