WBraun
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Jan 23, 2013 - 10:30pm PT
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Jim Brennan -- "Then what ? C'mon man !"
Here's the story behind that duck and why I like that duck.
Many many moons ago this duck waddled this world. LOL
Everyone revered the duck for he was very intelligent and wise.
One day the duck waddled into this one village and came upon an angry man.
The angry man asked the duck "How can I cure my anger?" Oh great duck!
The duck instructed the man in a simple and effective way how to do it.
The man became happy and lost his anger at that moment because he could easily make this work.
The duck then left for many years not to be seen again until one day he passed thru again .. Quack!
The man who had been angry on first meeting the duck ran happily up to him upon seeing the duck again after so long and telling the duck how he's now completely cured of anger.
Ho Mannnn!!!
The man invited the duck to come for dinner to celebrate.
All around the table they sat and happily ate.
Finally !!!! The man said I'm cured of anger again to the duck.
Then the duck whispered to the mans wife that the food sucked.
She was taken aback for moment and thought she heard wrong and asked again what the duck said.
This time the duck spoke out loud and said "you suck as a cook and you're ugly to boot!
Oh sh!t!!
Anyways the man suddenly told the duck he's a no good duck and is insulting him and his wife in their home.
The duck kept on insulting the man and his wife in so many ways.
Finally the man lost it and became very angry and started screaming at the duck in so many profane obscenities and told him to get out!
"You're and aszhole and not a saintly duck like they say!!!!" he screamed very pissed off now.
The duck calmly replied "I may or may not be what you say"
But why are you angry?
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Cosmiccragsman
Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
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Jan 23, 2013 - 10:36pm PT
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You can only be angry if you let anger rule you.
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Michelle
Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
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Jan 23, 2013 - 10:36pm PT
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quack!
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briham89
Big Wall climber
san jose, ca
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Jan 23, 2013 - 10:39pm PT
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Get outside, climb, surf, jump, hike, run, read a book, hang out with friends..... go live life!!
GO NOW EVERYONE!!!!!
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Cosmiccragsman
Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
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Jan 23, 2013 - 10:46pm PT
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I am reading, Briham.
It's called,
"As the Taco Turns"
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MisterE
Social climber
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Jan 23, 2013 - 10:49pm PT
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That post quacks me up!
*It will take you 108 lifetimes to understand why I wrote quacks*
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Jan 23, 2013 - 10:54pm PT
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Stupid Ukrainian. T*R Nuked the Boob Thread, and then the Administrater
Deleted the Boob thread.
Well big deal! Why not start a new one and get over it?
PS: redtube.com has lots of boobs. Go there and you will forget that boob thread in a moment! ;)
Was the duck also smoking in that angry guy's house?
GO NOW EVERYONE!!!!!
Climb and surf at 10:39pm? Dunno about that. Maybe I been hanging around too many old people on this site, but I am going to sleep!
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locker
Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
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Jan 23, 2013 - 10:58pm PT
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"Maybe I been hanging around too many old people on this site, but I am going to sleep!"...
Don't forget your warm milk, cookies and the...
 Missing photo ID#286061
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Jan 23, 2013 - 11:05pm PT
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Oh man, I passed my blue butt plug off to PTC. My life has not been the same ever since I did that...
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locker
Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
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Jan 23, 2013 - 11:12pm PT
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Double up on the warm milk and cookies and you should be OK...
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Jebus H Bomz
climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
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Jan 24, 2013 - 06:13am PT
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Especially ones who liked Django and have a smoking duck as their icon!
I love Django! Reinhardt.
Contemporary copies of him aren't the best though. Too many pasty white guys copping licks in a lone bedroom. It's hard to pull off a replica of a Great Gatsby-era Jimi Hendrix and that music is too closely associated in my mind with a talent of that stature to listen to piddling talents.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Jan 24, 2013 - 07:01am PT
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Now that I've hardened up can I go quacking off?
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Jan 24, 2013 - 07:15am PT
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By all means Philo and don't forget to light a smoke when you're done...
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Jan 24, 2013 - 08:09am PT
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A Shmoke ana pancake?
Bong ana blitnz?
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Jan 24, 2013 - 08:23am PT
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locker
Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
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Jan 24, 2013 - 08:25am PT
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^^^
The way things are going lately...
the above post could result in an account deactivation, after all the PRUDES complain...
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 24, 2013 - 08:28am PT
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How many here have held a big fat duck on its back in your lap and tickled it, huh?
No way you can be angry doing that I tell ya. And,you can bet yer life, ducks love to laugh!
And when their feet start goin' about 1000 rpm things can get pretty damn silly!
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locker
Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
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Jan 24, 2013 - 08:28am PT
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There is a growing percentage of people here that prefer...
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Jan 24, 2013 - 08:31am PT
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The way things are going lately...
the above post could result in an account deactivation, after all the PRUDES complain...
I hope those ducks are of age.
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