My next alternative medicine experiment (OT)

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locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 18, 2013 - 10:43am PT



"Every sh#t I take is its own audio visual Rorschach test."...


LOL!!!...

toadgas

Trad climber
los angeles
Jan 18, 2013 - 12:17pm PT
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Any indication something like this would help with gluten intolerance type issues? My gf doesn't have any of the same issues, so we could experiment a little.


this procedure has its origins in old "folk" remedies, and some physicians who think outside the box have used it with reported success


sure...it's as simple as getting some spoonfuls of your girlfriend's fresh excrement...then figuring a way to get it up your own rectum, as far as possible, maybe even by standing on your head to have it fall by gravity into your large colon...to get her "good" bacteria to colonize your gut


what can go wrong? it's not as if this needs to be a sterile procedure, cause there aint nothing sterile about feces and your rectum




make a "romantic" evening of it...have fun with it....and post a TR here


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locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 18, 2013 - 12:23pm PT

"sure...it's as simple as getting some spoonfuls of your girlfriend's fresh excrement...then figuring a way to get it up your own rectum"...



I really SHOULD get a hold of Nicole Kidman...

moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Jan 18, 2013 - 12:24pm PT
You are full of sh!t people. he he he
toadgas

Trad climber
los angeles
Jan 18, 2013 - 12:25pm PT
^^^^^^


how much would you pay for a baby jar of Nicole Kidman's excrement?



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mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 18, 2013 - 01:01pm PT
I figured going ass to ass with a garden hose would do the trick... no teaspoons required, just a good push on her part.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Jan 18, 2013 - 01:38pm PT
But how will you feel when she slides her big brown poo penis inside of you? It might be a relationship changer.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jan 18, 2013 - 01:40pm PT
nuttin he hasnt experienced before,, im reasonably sure..
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