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zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 11, 2013 - 09:08pm PT
Hey Tony ...

How come all my questions have the proper syntax and are still not answered?

Are you taking the easy ones first?

That' two more, if you're counting.

Meanwhile
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Jan 11, 2013 - 11:18pm PT
the answer given above applies to all the questions, zb. it's pretty comprehensive. you may have to enlarge your head a bit, but locker can help you with that.


i do have a special poem just for sullly, not written by emily dickinson:

may his pig never grunt, may his cat never hunt,
may a ghost ever haunt in the dead of the night
may his hens never lay, may his horse never neigh
may his goats fly away like an old paper kite

that the flies and the fleas may the wretch ever tease
and the piercin' march breeze make him shiver and shake
may the lump of a stick raise the bumps fast and thick
(on the monster that murdered nell flaherty's drake)


may his spade never dig, may his sow never pig
may each hair on his wig be well-thrashed with the flail
may his door have no latch, may his roof have no thatch
may his turkeys not hatch, may the rats eat his meal

may every old fairie from cork to dunleary
dip him snug and merry in river or lake
that the eel and the trout, they may dine on the snout
(of the monster that murdered nell flaherty's drake)

alas, a tad bucolic, but such are my tastes. i do recommend it to those who resort to redundancy of words automatically altered by the supertopo website program in venting spleen here. you can learn from the irish. they have a way with the english language that puts the english to shame.


now locker, you're not married these days, are you?
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Jan 12, 2013 - 09:58am PT
ah, sullly, it was "et tu, brute"--the vocative.

which other thread were you referring to?
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 12, 2013 - 10:14am PT
Hey TONY ...

When will it end?


Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Jan 12, 2013 - 10:23am PT
oh yes, that distractive thread. you have to understand the history of its genesis. it all began with tom cochrane's post on the sandy hook discussion. tom raised my eyebrows with that as well--he's usually far more low-key on here, and he immediately drew a barrage of scorn and contempt. healyje lost all respect for him. that later led me to lose all respect for jeebus, who posted a photograph of himself drinking MGD. jeebus, some time later, lost all respect for me because i had watched and enjoyed rio sex comedy. i surmise that jeebus watched it, but did not enjoy it.

anyway, our dear anastasia was quite upset by this realignment of the major gravitational influences on supertopo. another direct result seems to have been the disappearance, or at least a significant subdual of, graniteclimber. all these events were precipitate by tom's post on 12/21/12, the ending date of the maya long count, and i'm trying to figure out if i missed the partition of our apparent universe into other parallel universes and/or dimensionalities, such as has been discussed in certain circles of advanced physics and new age speculation. as portia once put it, my little mind grows weary.

now anastasia's boobs thread has performed an important function on supertopo. in ways that dr. F is not capable of, she had drawn an entire cortège of off-topic regulars and keeps them sufficiently mesmerized to allow other subjects to prosper. once again we've got good discussions about evolution going, and i think we have her to thank for it.

another question, zumBeispiel? you have to go to locker for "an operation". and, sorry, i don't do links, unless you've managed to interest me in them. again, get the operation.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 12, 2013 - 10:34am PT
there is a difference of opinion, i've seen both

Hey TONY

and

Hey Tony

Are continuatiuon characters ... optional?


This is after all brain science, isn't it?


whoops,

Hey Tony ...

isn't it?

whoops, part 2

Hey TONY ...

optional?
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Jan 12, 2013 - 10:38am PT
i thought anastasia taught at a university. you don't need credentials for that, just a phd. you can never lose one of those, once you earn it. and if you get tenure ...

i'll be she's working it into a fieldwork project on male response to soft porn in a nonpornographic setting. you'll find chrismac just as vulnerable to that as the rest of our gender. i'll just bet anastasia is in the sociology department.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 12, 2013 - 10:39am PT
auf Deutsch

Herr Tony ...
Haben sie eine Froggy?
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Jan 12, 2013 - 10:42am PT
ich bin sehr aufgefrogt, mein sehr geehrte und herrnlich profesor doktor.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 12, 2013 - 04:13pm PT
I gotta go, but

moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Jan 12, 2013 - 04:15pm PT
Hey Tony, you don't like me anymore?

In case you don't:

photo not found
Missing photo ID#283777
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 12, 2013 - 04:16pm PT


"now locker, you're not married these days, are you?"...

No, not any longer...

THREE SMART WOMAN (X wives) is enough (they all split)...

It took a while to figure out what the common link was... (aka DENIAL)

Which is ME...

LOL!!!...


Oh well...





EDITED:

Should add that the relationship failures had a LOT to do with my addiction to ALCOHOL and heavy dope...

In particular, ALCOHOL...

and that it has been MANY years, since I've totally QUIT that SH!T...

Booze and me just DON'T work!!!...

I become a total fuking ASSHOLE and a MONSTER...

;-)



locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 12, 2013 - 04:23pm PT


On that note...



Hey TONY...

want to go get a BEER sometime???...





LMAO!!!...
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Jan 12, 2013 - 08:26pm PT
well, thanks for getting around to this locker. i know it's come up before, but i just couldn't remember all the sordid details, and i was reluctant to say the wrong thing, since i know how sensitive you are.

btw, i'd love to have a beer with you sometime if it wouldn't knock you off the wagon.

but getting back to the marriage business, i think you ought to give it a little thought. your friends on supertopo might be able to help you with it. a happier locker would make for a better supertopo.
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 12, 2013 - 08:30pm PT

"btw, i'd love to have a beer with you sometime if it wouldn't knock you off the wagon."...

I was ONLY joking!!!...

I DON'T booze at all, anymore...

But THANKS for the offer!!!...



Now if you, "BURN"???...

Well, different story!!!...

But even there, I don't REALLY smoke as much as it probably appears here on Super Topo...

I for sure play it up a bit for fun (Like I often do with MUCH of what and how I post)...

;-)

locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 12, 2013 - 08:33pm PT


"and i was reluctant to say the wrong thing, since i know how sensitive you are."...

DON'T be FOOLED by that fuked up man behind the curtain...

He ISN'T anywhere near as "Sensitive" as he appears...

LOL!!!...


But I suppose a THANK YOU is in order for your being considerate of my "SENSITIVE FEELINGS"...

So, THANKS!!!...

locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 12, 2013 - 08:34pm PT

Now back on topic...



Hey TONY...

why do you think people are put off by head sizes like yours and mine???...

locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 12, 2013 - 09:03pm PT

"but getting back to the marriage business, i think you ought to give it a little thought"...


NOT EVER AGAIN a consideration!!!...

I already have two GREAT kids and THREE marriages is fuking ENOUGH!!!...

LOL!!!...




Hey TONY...

why do people feel the NEED to get married when kids aren't involved???...

Do you THINK they believe it will make their relationship, BETTER???...

Do you THINK they believe it will mean they live "Happily ever after"...

Do you THINK they believe it WILL be the difference between success and failure???...


(Sorry for all the questions... But this IS, the "Questions for TONY", thread)...




I anxiously await your all so WISE, answers...

;-)













EDITED:

"NOT EVER AGAIN a consideration!!!"...

~~~ Yours truly


Well, again that's NOT totally TRUE...

photo not found
Missing photo ID#283810

Because I'd MARRY her in a fuking heartbeat...

JUST to consummate the marriage...

Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Jan 12, 2013 - 09:14pm PT
I've been away for a while - but WTF is TONY?

Does that count as a question?
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 12, 2013 - 11:03pm PT
of course not, the syntax is totally incorrect


try this

Hey Tony ...

WTF?
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