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Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 28, 2012 - 06:52pm PT
How am I supposed to fend off wolves and zombies without my assault knife?
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 28, 2012 - 06:54pm PT
CALL THE POLICE DUDE!
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 28, 2012 - 06:56pm PT
^^^^ Call the Popo!!!

Dude, I live in California - either 911 is out due to deferred maintenance or the cops are too busy writing cell phone tickets for the fine money to help cover their pensions!

We're on our own out here.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 28, 2012 - 06:56pm PT
If someone is following you in a suspicious or intimidating manner, drive to a police station. Park in front. Lean on the horn, flash your lights. If not a police station, a police car.
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 28, 2012 - 06:57pm PT
Don't do that MH - you'll get a ticket for disturbing the peace.
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Dec 28, 2012 - 06:58pm PT
If you ban assault knives then only bad guy's will have assault knives!

EDIT: I for one am against this ban on assault type knives. Does this make me a hypocrite if want to take your assault rifles but let you keep your knives?Ahh f*#kit who cares?
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 28, 2012 - 07:00pm PT
Dude out in cali is safe though! They have tough laws against assault knives! You can't have them larger than the palm of your hand, they can't be double sided, the laws in cali work!
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:04pm PT
Knife Laws????

Just great - now what the hell am I supposed to do with the Ninja Katana, the Aussie Outback Killing Machete and the Renaissance Faire Broadsword I just ordered on Amazon?
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:07pm PT
A "Crotch Thread" - what happened - you get stuck with a case of Gold Bond Powder from Costco?
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 28, 2012 - 07:07pm PT
THIS TOPIC ISN'T DANGEROUS DOOD I'M JUST REALLY SURE WE NEED A BAN ON ASSAULT KNIVES!


DUDE YOU BOUGHT A BASTARD SWORD? HOLY SH*T YOU MUST BE CRAZY! DON'T GO ON ANY MASS MURDERS!
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:09pm PT
DON'T WORRY - I PROMISE NOT TO BECOME A MASS MURDERER - MAYBE JUST A COUPLE OF SELECT ASSHOLES THAT HAVE VEXED ME OVER THE YEARS BUT THAT'S IT.
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 28, 2012 - 07:11pm PT
Oh okay, then that's perfectly fine. As long as you don't kill children, cops, or anyone of significance, then I guess it's not that bad.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:17pm PT
This is a stupid thread but:
I'm sure she did nothing to provoke these people to follow her(sarcasm).

Are you kidding?

Do you normally follow people to their homes when they piss you off after fighting over who goes first in a lane merge? Even when they flip you off, yell nasties through a probably closed window so you are left wondering if they told you to "F*#k Yourself" or yelled "F*#k Off, as#@&%e?" Even when, after swearing at you, tossed a can of soda or Burger King bag filled with crumpled food wrappers out the window?

And that it would be *normal* to go get your buddies when the sons of the person you followed to their home, a woman, come out ready to defend their mother?

And that it is acceptable that that lane battle, yelling and garbage toss would then warrant pulling a knife, beating those sons and punching the woman in the face? Because the way you view life, she somehow "asked for it?"
cintune

climber
The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:18pm PT
A friend of mine was walking around DC late one night when a guy walked up to him, pulled out a butter knife and demanded his wallet. Did not end well for the would-be mugger.
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:27pm PT
Will this mean the end of SushiFests?


I'm pretty good at chipping skinning blades from basalt and flint - we could go "Old-School"...unless Neolithic has been banned too.
rockermike

Trad climber
Berkeley
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:27pm PT
Now if she had just had a sawed-off shotgun under her seat....
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:33pm PT
Perhaps a different approach in needed in today's society.

Let's consider banning EVERYTHING for a full year after which we can consider which items will be approved on a case-by-case basis.

My MagickUnicornHappyFairie assures me that is we did this - all Mankind would live in peace and harmony forever...okay...maybe just the one's who didn't die in that first year.

But what price can you put on Utopia?
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:41pm PT
Hey happiegirl, u completely misunderstood my post. Note the word sarcasm in brackets.

Edit- no there is nothing normal about this situation, at least with only the one half of the story we are aware of. Who knows what really happened.
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:42pm PT
I do have ONE serious questions.

If we ban Assault Knives and such - does this mean no new season of Game Of Thrones?
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:43pm PT

Ban assault vehicles.

Available in Japan if you have some extra cash around.

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