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Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 21, 2012 - 04:23pm PT
How about something I can also get through courthouse and TSA security, you know, in case someone tries to rob me (or worse!) in the mens room?
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 21, 2012 - 04:25pm PT
Here you go Russ;

http://defensedistributed.com/
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 21, 2012 - 04:25pm PT
Gom jabbar, dude. Fear no evil.

Ever since I've employed the Gom Jabbar for home defense I've not run into any problems from any but the most disciplined of Bene Geseret witches.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 21, 2012 - 04:28pm PT
Sting. Concealable. Glows blue when Orc, goblin, or desert meth heads (basically, a ruined form of elf) are about. Made out of Elvin alloys, so probably undetectable to modern equipment.

Sting
Sting
Credit: Jebus H Bomz
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 21, 2012 - 04:41pm PT
Get a couple of these,good for pickin off targets at a distance.

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Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 21, 2012 - 04:52pm PT
If I lived in Kali I'd have a Ruger PC4 and a stack of 10 rounders and matching pistol.
Same with a Mini 14, lots of 10 rounders.

A few riot guns rounds it out.
Make sure something has a SureFire light on it.
TomCochrane

Trad climber
Santa Cruz Mountains and Monterey Bay
Dec 21, 2012 - 05:51pm PT
how about my 'Trained Skunk' defense-in-depth security system:

outer perimeter consists of signs: 'Warning, Bio-engineered Attack Skunks!'

next defensive layer has trip-wire activated squirt cannons (from toy stores) hidden in fluffy skunk cuddle toys, loaded with coverup skunk scent (purchased from hunting stores), and with supplementary aerosol horns attached (from West Marine stores)

next defensive layer is a family of very friendly de-scented indoor/outdoor skunks, carefully trained to expect food from all visitors

inner defensive layer (bedroom) consists of skunk costume pajamas and mace canisters

(go for chemical weapons, as gunpowder weapons are pretty much of a big drag, due to leaving messy bodies laying around and all the explaining, press, social controversy, and legalities involved)

zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Dec 21, 2012 - 05:56pm PT
my advice is to not let the boys in


Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 21, 2012 - 06:02pm PT
Three deterrents every household needs to have posted in their front yards -

Attorney on retainer.
Kirby Vacuum Cleaner Salesman.
Jehovah's Witness Tract Peddler.

With this mix, you can rest assured that at least one will be effective in defending your hovel.
Dave Kos

Trad climber
Temecula
Dec 21, 2012 - 06:08pm PT
We had a thread where the gals were showing their boobs.

And now we have a thread where the guys are showing their dicks.

Imma go to the other one now...
Captain...or Skully

climber
Dec 21, 2012 - 06:14pm PT
Good call, Dave...
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 21, 2012 - 06:19pm PT
Link both THREADS!!!


pc

climber
Dec 21, 2012 - 06:21pm PT
Retreat.

Find someplace civilized where the cop per square mile ratio is higher than .007

And where the methhead per 1000 is less than 420

$.02,
pc
Dave Kos

Trad climber
Temecula
Dec 21, 2012 - 06:22pm PT
Cosmic,

You rule.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Dec 21, 2012 - 06:23pm PT
not really odd that the biggest gun buyers the last year were democratic females..
WBraun

climber
Dec 21, 2012 - 06:25pm PT
Get a moat and have the Bloot man the drawbridge.

Fuk .... I've been trolled

:-)
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Dec 21, 2012 - 06:27pm PT
Claymores are so old school

Ya need some Spiders in the yard.




http://www.dote.osd.mil/pub/reports/FY2011/pdf/army/2011spider.pdf

There's an Ipad app for that.
crøtch

climber
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:01pm PT
Too messy for you to get involved personally, Russ. Hire some 'help' to take care of bidness.

susan peplow

climber
Joshua Tree, CA
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:26pm PT
We have hundreds of these in the backyard........not good enough?

Credit: Death Training, 29 Palms MCAGCC
Timid TopRope

Social climber
'used to be Paradise, CA
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:35pm PT
Get a rent a cop. I hear the Hamburgler is looking for a new gig and will work for food.
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