Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Dec 26, 2012 - 09:24pm PT
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You know, I'm getting a lot of chuck for the buck needling the anti gunners once or twice a day into demonstrating just how immature, petulant and hateful they are, but I take my hat off to Twisted Crank who pulled off a spectacular fire & forget troll with this thread.
It was like shooting a single bottle rocket a hundred meters into a fireworks store and watching the whole place go up.
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jghedge
climber
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Dec 26, 2012 - 09:25pm PT
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"Plain and simple. Guys don't need that stuff if they are getting pussy. You are also less likely to go postal if you get pussy."
There's a size thing going on there too, obviously. You know damn well that gun nuts are trying to buy the artillery that nature deprived them of. They teach that in Psych 101.
Like I said, the cosmetic surgery industry could put the gun industry out of business overnight, if they could just figure out a way to give the gun nuts what nature deprived them of.
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Dec 26, 2012 - 09:25pm PT
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Crimpergirl for the win.
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jghedge
climber
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Dec 26, 2012 - 09:28pm PT
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"guns are way less trouble Kenny.."
Plus you don't need a dick to pull a trigger, so your trouble with women no longer applies
And the gun lets you pretend you actually have one!
Win-win
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Dec 26, 2012 - 09:29pm PT
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Bruce Kay
Gym climber
BC
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Dec 26, 2012 - 09:45pm PT
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could you possibly expand on that oh profound one?
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Dec 26, 2012 - 09:45pm PT
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Works for me. I got pussy 24/7 and have no problems with guns. :)
See? It's easy. The solution to the whole gun thing is to make M-to-F surgery available free of charge.
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Bruce Kay
Gym climber
BC
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Dec 26, 2012 - 09:49pm PT
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you may want to move up on your schedule a bit there ghost
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10b4me
Boulder climber
Somewhere on 395
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Dec 26, 2012 - 10:00pm PT
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Pretty much sums up the whole wingnut vs reality scenario
pot calling the kettle black, joe
get over it. go out and climb, oh wait. . . . . . .
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BASE104
Social climber
An Oil Field
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Dec 26, 2012 - 10:01pm PT
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Check out a Marine supporting my poon tang theory. It pops up at about 90 seconds in.
"Lack of pussy is the root of all global instability."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y_mXLYh_PA
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Dec 26, 2012 - 10:02pm PT
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you may want to move up on your schedule a bit there ghost
Dude, when I moved to the big city back in '73 I gave all my guns away to a friend. It was almost 20 years later that I went to Germany for the M-to-F surgery. Not gun-related at all in my case.
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fear
Ice climber
hartford, ct
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Dec 26, 2012 - 10:04pm PT
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Yep. I'm gonna flood this thread with the get more pussy theory.
Just think about it. Hell, religion leads to less pussy, so religion lends itself to more violence.
Get a horny girlfriend and save the world.
Either pussy or those psychedelic ponies that killed off the other thread....
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jghedge
climber
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Dec 26, 2012 - 10:12pm PT
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"Yep. I'm gonna flood this thread with the get more pussy theory."
I already worked the angle that explains why gun nuts don't get any in the first place
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
Harsh, but the truth usually is.
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Ksolem
Trad climber
Monrovia, California
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Dec 26, 2012 - 10:53pm PT
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Wow Hedge you really have a thing about penis size.
In keeping with your criticisms of Ron, perhaps you should provide us with a link to a peer reviewed study which proves that men who support the right to responsible gun ownership actually have smaller penises??
I don't want to see some study which shows that a man could compensate for being deprived that way by liking guns, guys do lots of things to compensate for being unlucky in that way (buying Corvettes etc.,) I want to see real evidence which supports the broad generalizations you have been laying out here.
I won't hold my breath...
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jghedge
climber
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Dec 26, 2012 - 11:11pm PT
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"In keeping with your criticisms of Ron, perhaps you should provide us with a link to a peer reviewed study which proves that men who support the right to responsible gun ownership actually have smaller penises??"
I'm not talking about "responsible gun ownership", though, as you seem unwilling to admit
I'm talking about owning an arsenal as defense against "intrusive gov't"
Scan this thread and see how many comments along the lines of "if the gov't comes for my guns I'm ready" there are
Most gun nuts will admit to this, that they're amassing arsenals in preparation for armed confrontation with the gov't. The gun shows and shops market them that way.
"Defending Your Freedom" - against who, Kris? Care to answer that?
And no, there's nothing out there I'd cite connecting male inadequacy and gun fetishism - but, of course, a causal bridge wouldn't be hard to establish
Googling "male inadequacy gun ownership" is certainly entertaining though
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jghedge
climber
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Dec 26, 2012 - 11:30pm PT
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"Scan this thread and see how many comments along the lines of "if the gov't comes for my guns I'm ready" there are
(....crickets....)
Funny how I get no replies to this
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Dec 27, 2012 - 06:17am PT
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I am not worried about the govt takeing my freedom. I got my guns to protect my freedom from the teabaggers.
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Dec 27, 2012 - 06:34am PT
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Joe said:"I have no idea what that last sentence means - arsenals trump free speech, voting, and all the rest of the constitution?"
You should just re-read it, but I'll restate the point and talk slow for you. The clear point is I believe that the 2nd amendment is there to protect citizens from tyrany from the overlord class (making a joke and a point here with the word overlord). If you do some research you will find that subject hotly debated at the time, more than we can discuss here with a few quips and words. Here's Jefferson for example.
"When the people fear their government there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. – Thomas Jefferson"
I agree: The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Dec 27, 2012 - 06:57am PT
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or a similar sediment: “Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples’ liberty’s teeth.” – George Washington
So continue on with the "WHATS THAT MEAN WHAT THAT MEAN"....theme questioning the founders, or similar points....but hopefully there is something to quietly consider for you and others.
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michaeld
Sport climber
Sacramento
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Dec 27, 2012 - 08:09am PT
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I don't get it. Liberals think we'll never need to use guns.
... So why have them?
Why do cops have them?
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