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Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 26, 2012 - 09:24pm PT
You know, I'm getting a lot of chuck for the buck needling the anti gunners once or twice a day into demonstrating just how immature, petulant and hateful they are, but I take my hat off to Twisted Crank who pulled off a spectacular fire & forget troll with this thread.

It was like shooting a single bottle rocket a hundred meters into a fireworks store and watching the whole place go up.
jghedge

climber
Dec 26, 2012 - 09:25pm PT
"Plain and simple. Guys don't need that stuff if they are getting pussy. You are also less likely to go postal if you get pussy."

There's a size thing going on there too, obviously. You know damn well that gun nuts are trying to buy the artillery that nature deprived them of. They teach that in Psych 101.

Like I said, the cosmetic surgery industry could put the gun industry out of business overnight, if they could just figure out a way to give the gun nuts what nature deprived them of.
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Dec 26, 2012 - 09:25pm PT
Crimpergirl for the win.
jghedge

climber
Dec 26, 2012 - 09:28pm PT
"guns are way less trouble Kenny.."

Plus you don't need a dick to pull a trigger, so your trouble with women no longer applies

And the gun lets you pretend you actually have one!

Win-win
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Dec 26, 2012 - 09:29pm PT
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I'm always in trouble!
Bruce Kay

Gym climber
BC
Dec 26, 2012 - 09:45pm PT
could you possibly expand on that oh profound one?
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Dec 26, 2012 - 09:45pm PT
Works for me. I got pussy 24/7 and have no problems with guns. :)

See? It's easy. The solution to the whole gun thing is to make M-to-F surgery available free of charge.
Bruce Kay

Gym climber
BC
Dec 26, 2012 - 09:49pm PT
you may want to move up on your schedule a bit there ghost
10b4me

Boulder climber
Somewhere on 395
Dec 26, 2012 - 10:00pm PT
Pretty much sums up the whole wingnut vs reality scenario

pot calling the kettle black, joe

get over it. go out and climb, oh wait. . . . . . .
BASE104

Social climber
An Oil Field
Dec 26, 2012 - 10:01pm PT
Check out a Marine supporting my poon tang theory. It pops up at about 90 seconds in.

"Lack of pussy is the root of all global instability."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y_mXLYh_PA
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Dec 26, 2012 - 10:02pm PT
you may want to move up on your schedule a bit there ghost

Dude, when I moved to the big city back in '73 I gave all my guns away to a friend. It was almost 20 years later that I went to Germany for the M-to-F surgery. Not gun-related at all in my case.
fear

Ice climber
hartford, ct
Dec 26, 2012 - 10:04pm PT
Yep. I'm gonna flood this thread with the get more pussy theory.

Just think about it. Hell, religion leads to less pussy, so religion lends itself to more violence.

Get a horny girlfriend and save the world.

Either pussy or those psychedelic ponies that killed off the other thread....
jghedge

climber
Dec 26, 2012 - 10:12pm PT
"Yep. I'm gonna flood this thread with the get more pussy theory."

I already worked the angle that explains why gun nuts don't get any in the first place

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis



Harsh, but the truth usually is.

Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Dec 26, 2012 - 10:53pm PT
Wow Hedge you really have a thing about penis size.

In keeping with your criticisms of Ron, perhaps you should provide us with a link to a peer reviewed study which proves that men who support the right to responsible gun ownership actually have smaller penises??

I don't want to see some study which shows that a man could compensate for being deprived that way by liking guns, guys do lots of things to compensate for being unlucky in that way (buying Corvettes etc.,) I want to see real evidence which supports the broad generalizations you have been laying out here.

I won't hold my breath...
jghedge

climber
Dec 26, 2012 - 11:11pm PT
"In keeping with your criticisms of Ron, perhaps you should provide us with a link to a peer reviewed study which proves that men who support the right to responsible gun ownership actually have smaller penises??"

I'm not talking about "responsible gun ownership", though, as you seem unwilling to admit

I'm talking about owning an arsenal as defense against "intrusive gov't"

Scan this thread and see how many comments along the lines of "if the gov't comes for my guns I'm ready" there are

Most gun nuts will admit to this, that they're amassing arsenals in preparation for armed confrontation with the gov't. The gun shows and shops market them that way.

"Defending Your Freedom" - against who, Kris? Care to answer that?


And no, there's nothing out there I'd cite connecting male inadequacy and gun fetishism - but, of course, a causal bridge wouldn't be hard to establish

Googling "male inadequacy gun ownership" is certainly entertaining though
jghedge

climber
Dec 26, 2012 - 11:30pm PT
"Scan this thread and see how many comments along the lines of "if the gov't comes for my guns I'm ready" there are



(....crickets....)



Funny how I get no replies to this



tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 27, 2012 - 06:17am PT
I am not worried about the govt takeing my freedom. I got my guns to protect my freedom from the teabaggers.
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 27, 2012 - 06:34am PT
Joe said:
"I have no idea what that last sentence means - arsenals trump free speech, voting, and all the rest of the constitution?"



You should just re-read it, but I'll restate the point and talk slow for you. The clear point is I believe that the 2nd amendment is there to protect citizens from tyrany from the overlord class (making a joke and a point here with the word overlord). If you do some research you will find that subject hotly debated at the time, more than we can discuss here with a few quips and words. Here's Jefferson for example.
"When the people fear their government there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. – Thomas Jefferson"

I agree: The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 27, 2012 - 06:57am PT
or a similar sediment:
“Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples’ liberty’s teeth.” – George Washington


So continue on with the "WHATS THAT MEAN WHAT THAT MEAN"....theme questioning the founders, or similar points....but hopefully there is something to quietly consider for you and others.
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Dec 27, 2012 - 08:09am PT
I don't get it. Liberals think we'll never need to use guns.

... So why have them?



Why do cops have them?
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