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climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 12, 2012 - 05:58pm PT
Yer Gunna Die!

Every time!

What a Cheburashka is but not where to get one.

Blue Camalot

blue buttplug


and of course









On a more serious note A sweet hauling system. kickbutt docking setup, and a nifty trick for following. (damn u Hudon! I might just have to get back into grade Vs) You make it seem so easy.


SO! what have u learned?
toadgas

Trad climber
los angeles
Dec 12, 2012 - 06:03pm PT
^^^^^^^^^^^^

if that was the last thing I saw before I died....I'd be a happy dead guy



-
johnboy

Trad climber
Can't get here from there
Dec 12, 2012 - 06:08pm PT
^^^^^^^

If that's supposed to be a nice ass, I'm already dead.
MisterE

Social climber
Dec 12, 2012 - 06:57pm PT
People are different on-line.

Who knew?
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 12, 2012 - 07:10pm PT
I'd hit that.
MisterE

Social climber
Dec 12, 2012 - 07:13pm PT
^^You didn't learn that here, Bob.

;)
karodrinker

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Dec 12, 2012 - 07:13pm PT
I learned that I'm going to die.

^and that is a mighty fine rump.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Dec 12, 2012 - 07:15pm PT
I've learned more than I'll ever know on the old ST froome..
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Dec 12, 2012 - 07:25pm PT
Do not rap The Nose until you have climbed it.

Check your buddy's harness and knot

Don't call Werner a turd

everything else is BS
Riley Wyna

Trad climber
A crack near you
Dec 12, 2012 - 07:52pm PT
I didn't need the taco to learn I would go deep on that ass!
YAYAYAYA
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 12, 2012 - 07:56pm PT
Booty pic is code for BOOTY!!

jeeez cmon
karodrinker

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Dec 12, 2012 - 08:04pm PT
Wait...what happens when you call Werner a turd?
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
Dec 12, 2012 - 08:05pm PT
never go ass to mouth.
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Dec 12, 2012 - 08:07pm PT
too much squish - I prefer a nice firm rump, the type of butt you can bounce a quarter off of, hit the ceiling...
Riley Wyna

Trad climber
A crack near you
Dec 12, 2012 - 08:12pm PT
F*#k the quarter
Bounce yur nuts! ol' friend

Yayaya
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Dec 12, 2012 - 08:17pm PT
get back to work you slacker ! where are you anyways ? i start climbing again in 2 weeks, was thinking of rolling to moab and asking someone to hang a rope on some easy sandstone for me to play on...
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 12, 2012 - 08:25pm PT
deeeeeeezzzzzeeeenuuuutz

+americans are stoopid.
Burchey

Mountain climber
San Diego
Dec 12, 2012 - 08:28pm PT
What I've learned so far:

1. Taco contains the least amount of thin-skinned politically correct nancyboys of any mountaineering forum I've found thus far...but there are still quite a few

2. Yer Gunna die (which I was unaware of before)

3. The Chief knows everything

4. See #3

5. You aren't allowed to be new at climbing. Somehow you need to come out of the womb with 6+ years experience, pulling down on 5.10 sustained routes with 8+ pitches. Otherwise, you = garbage. Unless you're an attractive woman.

6. Throwing gear off El Cap is the best. Every time.

7. There are a ton of old pervs that climb.

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 12, 2012 - 08:34pm PT
Da Brim's cool.

Karl Baba means peace in Mi-wok.

Never argue with Clint Cummins.

Opinions are not fact, just fancy thinking all dressed up like hos competing for a corner. Of course, opinions on this will invariably differ because this is the Taco.

I've seen many finer examples of booty, guys. Yer like hounds tonight. Get a grip.
Riley Wyna

Trad climber
A crack near you
Dec 12, 2012 - 08:35pm PT
Pagen,
In Texas listening to my wife f*#king nag me...

Just turned down a sweet contract in Phoniex
Staying out here and working per diem instead
Hate being away from my kids....miss em to much..
Was just in Boulder with Nature and took the kids skiing in the Rockies
Miss Nature and Boulder so much..you should visit him....
I would drive up again anytime when ya do...
Got an extra set of ice tools ...Vipers

Would love to climb with ya in The Creek.
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