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Gene
climber
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That picture shows why people often confuse Alex for me.
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RP3
Big Wall climber
El Portal/Chapel Hill
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I usually wear that outfit while I'm climbing ropeless too
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WML
climber
Biggest Little City, NV
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^^^ All in a day's work, Roger
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John M
climber
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Gene..I can definitely see the similarities, but I thought you had much larger biceps.
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socialclimber
Trad climber
CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 7, 2012 - 02:09pm PT
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I often chalk up while getting ready to put my pants on...
Charles
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can't say
Social climber
Pasadena CA
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"He then hiked down, drove 15 minutes to Half Dome and scaled that before lunchtime."
Geez, I always thought Half Dome was a good bit further lol.
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Ron Anderson
Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
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hmmmm, just when i thought he had some taste LOL!
yeah he prolly scored some $$$ for that anyhoo...
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LuckyPink
climber
the last bivy
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absolutely worth opening this post over and over
not only that he's a charming guy and the world's best climber
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socialclimber
Trad climber
CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 7, 2012 - 05:32pm PT
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Alright, time to invade Canada... wouldn't that be like invading a drunk France?
Charles
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Chief
climber
The NW edge of The Hudson Bay
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Jeezuz Crisis Bruce, lighten up for f*#k sake!
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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I'd hate to see his body waxing bill.
Dude must go through 10 gallons of Nair a month!
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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My wife says it looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger mated with Barack Obama.
I guess she means one's muscles and the other's ears.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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bmacd- zero class, man.
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toadgas
Trad climber
los angeles
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sheeeesh, I'd rather swallow some jizz than drink what you been drinkin
besides, what's the best thing a canucks done lately, other than waste YOSARS time & money?
shitt in his pants while leading some 11a ow?
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Personally, I don't give a sh#t which branch of the spank bank someone goes to.
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Ron Anderson
Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
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While Bmacd seems a bit over zealous in his delivery, none the less i do think it to be a bit "eeeesh" myself- having come from a much more "natural" generation of crusty ol farts.
It struck me as being oddly beyond "metro"..nttawwt..but ODD for a climber "shot" ...
ps,, does NOTHING in my bank fyi....
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Ron Anderson
Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
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i still go with a Chick with CRABS anyday..;-)
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Ksolem
Trad climber
Monrovia, California
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Big ears.
What do you suppose that means?
All sh*t aside I say congrats to the guy. Parlaying success in climbing into making a splash in the mainstream is pretty rare. My bs detector tells me someone is just jealous, that or some brilliant sarcasm went over all our heads.
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ms55401
Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
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100% Canadian means 100% classy
for some reason that made me laugh convulsively
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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It might lack a certain macho dignity
but scavenging cans from the garbage like some top climbers did back in the day wasn't so dignified either and I bet chicks dig this more
Just sayin
Being at the top of one of the least exploitable dirtbag sports can do this to a guy
Peace
karl
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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I'm so glad to be alive in an age where the court of public opinion agrees that this is a terrible comment.
So go on, BMACD, you are the weakest link. Society has evolved past your archaic paranoia and you can go the way of the dinosaurs and the Dodo bird.
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RP3
Big Wall climber
El Portal/Chapel Hill
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WOW! I think I just read the rudest post ever on supertopo. Sometimes I can't believe the things that come out of the mouths of grown men...
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Chief
climber
The NW edge of The Hudson Bay
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I don't know where the line should be drawn for propriety on this forum but the comments posted on this thread have in my opinion, clearly crossed it.
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slayton
Trad climber
Here and There
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It seems painfully obvious from some of the negative comments regarding the article and picture posted that some people here need to chill the f*#k out and stop taking sh#t so seriously. Seriously. Grand scheme of things? Who cares and what difference does it make?
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Dingus Milktoast
Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
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Pretty clear those boys are attracted to Honnold's magnificent body and are unnerved and unmanned by those feelings, threatened, and they react the only way they were ever taught, by the bully boys in the gym who made them submit when they were small lads.
They studied that photo quite closely, I assure you.
Honnold does look like a perfectly carved statue doesn't he. How can you not appreciate his athletic form?
You can't. That's why those boys reacted like they did. They're threatened by their own feelings.
DMT
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Jebus H Bomz
climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
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My spidey senses were tingling because of this thread, awaking me from deepest slumber. What to say? Point out the obvious that it doesn't "look" like a climbing photo because, well, Esquire isn't a climbing mag, contrary to a subset of opinion around here? Observe that, yes, the natural progression of reaction to the photo is: "Holy sh#t, Alex is RIPPED, dude!" to "Damn. That photo is WAY airbrushed. Is this from a cameo role he has in Spartacus? Spartacus, I LOVE that show. Boobies!"?
To continue the whipping of the lash, excuse what is probably just a really poor attempt at humor, or forbid my wife from ever looking at this photo, that is the question.
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Tobia
Social climber
Denial
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“you go, ‘I’m scared, I’m really scared, oh God, oh God, oh God…’” Ironic, that "a self-described militant atheist" would be calling out to God; when in a jam (no pun intended). It is refreshing to know the guy is mortal like the rest of us. There are always some weak links in someone's body armour.
As for his build, he looks (in stature) like a Michael Phelps reproduction (long torso and arms); but I had in my mind he was at least 6'2" or taller for some reason. I guess because he can seemingly stretch a couple of hundred feet from ledge to ledge.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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" excuse what is probably just a really poor attempt at humor"
If bmacd was a clueless 13 year old boy I wouldn't excuse him, I'd school him.
Since he's a grown man I'll just use his own words, "shameful".
Your post pretty much amounts to hate speech, in my mind.
My earlier comment was in response to a post by Tornado, since deleted.
Thanks for deleting your post Tornado.
Have a great day supertopo, I'm outskies.
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steveA
Trad climber
bedford,massachusetts
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In the year around 1502, Michelangelo, at the age of 25, created his masterpiece David.
Apparently, some of the male gender, are still turned off by images of
their own sex some 500 years later.
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phylp
Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
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I just do not get the need for one human being to be nasty to another human being.
There are thousands of photos of semi-clothed people on this Forum. Some are more appealing to one person than another. The photo of Alex is perfectly innocuous. More power to him for making some money.
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Leggs
Sport climber
A true CA girl, who landed in the desert...
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Stanhope, Trotter, and Kruk haven't stopped laughing for over 24 hrs. 100% Canadian means 100% classy
Just Shameful ...
What is shameful is your obvious lack of tolerance and your tendency/pleasure for hate speech or bringing others down, as I have witnessed in your past posts. You lack class in every possible way shape and form.
100% Canadian, eh? Interesting.
From the "Anybody still hurting for work" thread:
Riley - Don't kid yourself - you have it very good - stay south and stay happy bro .... wish me luck escaping to the USA one of these days, like you did.
best regards,
Bruce
Stay in Canada, and continue to suck your own dick. Please.
~Leggs
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Cloudraker
Sport climber
San Diego, CA
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Clearly bmacd is WAAAAAAAY HOMO!!!
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Lots of comments to agree with here.
That the photo is awesome. That Alex has quite the physique. That Alex is a great guy. That the lowest of the low post on the forum is found on this thread. And that it's surprising to see such visceral reaction from this one innocuous photo after the 1000s of photos of females posted here repeatedly - full body and crotch alone. Hell most of them aren't even climbers. :/ I mean, who can't appreciate a climber's body? (Technically I don't know if all the close up posts of female crotches are of climbers).
Some f*#ked up people here on the taco. Happily, they are in the minority.
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Chief
climber
The NW edge of The Hudson Bay
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At the risk of overstating the obvious, most of the uncivil commentary on this forum can't be held as representative of the attitudes of the majority of people living on either side of the border.
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Cragman
Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
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Wow, this thread is almost a microcosm of what you can find here on the Taco.
For the record, Peter, you are my friend. I thank God for you and who you are, and that will never change.
Best to you,
Dean Rosnau
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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Funny thing is, I remember when I first started seeing Alex tear up the stone that he looked kinda skinny and gangly, like a professional video gamer or something.
I guess multiple climbing walls in a day has a way of getting a guy cut
peace
Karl
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JLP
Social climber
The internet
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I think those shorts are the only problem here.
Lots of photos of shirtless guys on this forum - but not with those shorts.
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ncrockclimber
climber
The Desert Oven
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Wow. That is one ripped dude. While a segment of the population takes supplements and pays personal trainers in an effort to achieve just a bit of the fitness Alex has, he spends his days eating pizza and doing what he loves. Good for him!
Oh yeah, bmacd, you are classless and obviously have some serious issues with your repressed homosexual desires. Seek help.
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Capt.
climber
some eastside hovel
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bmacd-Wow...WTF dude!!??Totally lame response.All respect gone.The pic wasn't my fav either but didn't cause me to go over the deep end.Jeezus!
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locker
Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
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On a scale of 1-10...
I give this thread 8 "Mo's"...
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Mark Hudon
Trad climber
Hood River, OR
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They did a pretty good job of 'shopping Alex's head onto my body, didn't they?
It's obvious.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Hrm, I thought the only six pack big wall climbers had was Old English 800.
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WBraun
climber
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LOL Mark
Yeah these kind of photos in our rock climbing world are as a normal as seeing pine trees ......
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Ron Anderson
Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
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i could pose like that,, i may crap my pants ,, but i could do it!
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Jebus H Bomz
climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
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Hehehehe.... incompetent sphincter there, Ron? It's okay, I pee when I giggle.
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Cosmiccragsman
Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
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I've been working out also!!!
before and after shots
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locker
Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
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Yeah Cosmic...
Me too!!!...
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Gene
climber
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You all know my good friend Dwalex, don't you?
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Cloudraker
Sport climber
San Diego, CA
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LMFAO!!! You guys are hilarious!!
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can't say
Social climber
Pasadena CA
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As someone who massages elite athlete's for a living, I've always had an eye for the well toned, muscularly balanced body, regardless of gender and that shot of Alex is as good as it gets. It's an anatomy lesson of the male form, living large.
The thing with Alex is the huge smile he seems to have plastered on his face when not climbing. This is a man who loves life
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locker
Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
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Gene...
man...
I can barely see where you blended Cosmics head to dude's neck...
Seamless!!!...
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Gene
climber
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Thanks Locker.
That means so much coming from you.
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bjj
climber
beyond the sun
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This is the best bit:
At the top, Honnold flexes his muscles. “Do you want me to diddle my nips, too? Photographers love it when you stimulate your nipples.”
Great sense of humor on him, a sure sign of higher intelligence. I bet the journalist team / photogs were laughing big time at that.
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socialclimber
Trad climber
CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 8, 2012 - 10:24am PT
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I'm psyched at the direction this thread has gone... and that BMACD is gone... is his name really Bruce? Reminds me of Homer Simpsons' reason for his dislike of gays... "They've taken all the good names, like Bruce and Lance and Julian!"
Charles
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