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I'm Rick James, Bitch

Social climber
Up in it and down on it
Dec 3, 2012 - 09:56pm PT
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit my man! There is a stack of brown sugar at the rocks just hangin' and chillin' and waitin' for a no dick brother like you... KNOTT!!!

And I should know, CIRJB!!!!!!!!!69

Credit: I'm Rick James, Bitch
S.Leeper

Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
Dec 3, 2012 - 10:32pm PT
.....its all pink on the inside
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Dec 3, 2012 - 11:09pm PT
This is off to a good start in a PCT / KiwiKali way... Nek minnit
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 3, 2012 - 11:37pm PT
I married une Africaine. Guess what? She likes hiking and
sh!t just like a regular person. I totally ruined her for climbing
by being a jerk and pushing her too hard. She does jones for
a good hippo loin from time to time but a choice filet mignon
will usually placate her.
MisterE

Social climber
Dec 3, 2012 - 11:42pm PT
Nice racial slur, Dude.

See ya.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 3, 2012 - 11:47pm PT
Am I doomed to a life without love because beautiful black women don't climb?


No, belay that...

Look beyond, grasshoppher.

Beyond when you have only the one leg.
MisterE

Social climber
Dec 4, 2012 - 12:02am PT
Do I really have to point out the "Jungle Fever" part of the OP?

How backwards/backwoods are you, Mr. 67 posts?

Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Dec 4, 2012 - 12:35am PT
I'd agree there seems to be a shortage there. It's too bad since there are a lot of very athletic and able African American women who would make awesome climbers.

I do know one such woman, she is an exceptional climber and is indeed credited as being the first African American woman to climb El Cap. Sadly for you she has a man already. There was a photograph of her doing Separate Reality in Climbing one time.

Perhaps you could get the ball rolling. Take up some other sports which have a higher participation rate among this group, and recruit them for climbing. You could start a trend.
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 4, 2012 - 12:37am PT
I'm with ya cuz, i used to kick it with this little nubian minx. she was athletic, ripped like a mofo and climbed occasionally. Probably only with me though. I sorta wished she was still around, but like most hot chicks, i got sick of her sh#t and had cut her loose.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:03am PT
White people love to be offended on other peoples behalf. It's quite fascinating, really.

Some like 'em thick, some like 'em short, some like 'em light, some like 'em dark... I realize the term is insensitive, but it seems like he means well. Sh#t, if nothing else the OP's predilection for a darker complexion might make the world a better place - if he finds women who prefer funky lookin' white dudes, and they hit it off, the world is a better place right?


Don't always see the worst - try to have fun. We all have skin and its all sorts of colors, shapes, etc... nothing wrong with a little celebration of that, and online its kind of harmless.


snowhazed

Trad climber
Oaksterdam, CA
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:03am PT
They're hanging out with all the black snowboarders... and hockey players.... and nascar drivers... and golfers (tiger woods is the whitest mofo around- he doesn't count)......

Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:26am PT
Isn't the Jungle Fever reference to Spike Lee's movie about inter-racial relationships?

The trouble with that is I don't get it. Wasn't the main character a white woman having an affair with the African American lead role?

Maybe not racial slur, but weak post.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 4, 2012 - 02:11am PT
I heard Chief's wife has a similar type of fever. You guys should talk.
ncrockclimber

climber
The Desert Oven
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:09am PT


Gotta love the Brown Sugar!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:10am PT
Did you just call Vitalay 'Vittles'?

Just a quick question, how big can you make your mouth?

I may have a job for you.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:24am PT
I like the posts, real discussion.

I've seen a few black women climbers, but the sport is seriously whitewashed as charged. Black is beautiful for sure, and I wish I really did have the cure for the fever (don't tell my white wife!). Hahaha... I thought my wife was more exotic in heritage, like that Seinfeld episode where two white people date each other thinking the other is something else(how dated is that Seinfeld reference, right?). Turns out my wife's just Irish and Ukrainian. Sigh. Hearty folk, not averse to surviving off table scraps, but hardly exotic.

Certainly there are more Asian climbers and when I lived in Phoenix, there was a large Hispanic population of climbers. I hope the sport gets more diverse in every way. It used to be just a gentleman's sport and now they let white trash progeny like me play with ropes too. Certainly, even those non-funky white women look pretty good in tight pants, their pale complexion aside.
TFPU

Sport climber
Idaho
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:27am PT
Whys this a weak post mungeclimber? Take your white guilt back to whole foods. It dont matter what color she is as long as shes hot and morally suspect
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:30am PT
I wonder if he can read.
tiki-jer

Trad climber
fresno/clovis
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:37am PT
"To be fair - luckily for us pasty folks, not many black men or women climb. There would be records broken left and right."

Ya'll ever see White Men Can't Jump?
And we think we can dyno?

John Duffield

Mountain climber
New York
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:39am PT
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