Burchey
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 3, 2012 - 06:45pm PT
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My friends always tell me
"You should find a nice climbing woman to spend your time with"
Negative. Almost all climbin' ladies are white.
My friend Brandon says "brothers don't hike"
Am I doomed to a life without love because beautiful black women don't climb?
Anyone else have this problem?
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I'm Rick James, Bitch
Social climber
Up in it and down on it
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit my man! There is a stack of brown sugar at the rocks just hangin' and chillin' and waitin' for a no dick brother like you... KNOTT!!!
And I should know, CIRJB!!!!!!!!!69
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S.Leeper
Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
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.....its all pink on the inside
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Burchey
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 3, 2012 - 08:05pm PT
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Bigtime confused, Scaredy. Is there a logic course one of us can enroll in?
Back to original topic - I'm serious. Why don't women with a little darker complexion tend to climb? My ex was upset that I was always running off to the hills, but you'd never catch her dead climbing up a rock wall or trudging through snow to come with me. One camping trip in the snow was more than she could bear.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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This is off to a good start in a PCT / KiwiKali way... Nek minnit
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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I married une Africaine. Guess what? She likes hiking and
sh!t just like a regular person. I totally ruined her for climbing
by being a jerk and pushing her too hard. She does jones for
a good hippo loin from time to time but a choice filet mignon
will usually placate her.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Nice racial slur, Dude.
See ya.
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Burchey
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 3, 2012 - 08:47pm PT
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E, with all due respect, where is the slur? I'm being sincere. I saw the Cat Scratch Fever, and it reminded me I wanted to post up on this. Been with a fine mixed lady for many years up to a few months ago.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Am I doomed to a life without love because beautiful black women don't climb?
No, belay that...
Look beyond, grasshoppher.
Beyond when you have only the one leg.
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Burchey
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 3, 2012 - 08:58pm PT
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It's way beyond the one leg.
There's way more going on than that.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Do I really have to point out the "Jungle Fever" part of the OP?
How backwards/backwoods are you, Mr. 67 posts?
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Riley Wyna
Trad climber
A crack near you
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For some reason The Sisters love me..
I'm like a little blonde bitch to them...
Got to beat them off - not that i always do....yayayayaya
Can't say is I have ever known one who wanted to climb though
But I can't get enough of that strange baby!!!
Asian chicks on the other hand - they almost always love to climb
Maybe you got to hook up with some eastern love
Good luck!!
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Burchey
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 3, 2012 - 09:08pm PT
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E, you can take it however you'd like, Senor. I find those that are quick to jump to "EwwwwWW, you're being Rrrrracist!" are those with tendencies themselves.
The Fever can be taken many ways, one of which is attraction for another race - I'm attracted to darker women. They tend not to climb, and I'm wondering if anyone has thoughts/grievances on said topic. That's the point of this thread, if you'd like to be a Nancy and whine I'm sure there are other threads more your speed. If you'd like to contribute something worthwhile, stick around.
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Ksolem
Trad climber
Monrovia, California
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I'd agree there seems to be a shortage there. It's too bad since there are a lot of very athletic and able African American women who would make awesome climbers.
I do know one such woman, she is an exceptional climber and is indeed credited as being the first African American woman to climb El Cap. Sadly for you she has a man already. There was a photograph of her doing Separate Reality in Climbing one time.
Perhaps you could get the ball rolling. Take up some other sports which have a higher participation rate among this group, and recruit them for climbing. You could start a trend.
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mitchy
Trad climber
new england
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I'm with ya cuz, i used to kick it with this little nubian minx. she was athletic, ripped like a mofo and climbed occasionally. Probably only with me though. I sorta wished she was still around, but like most hot chicks, i got sick of her sh#t and had cut her loose.
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Burchey
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 3, 2012 - 09:44pm PT
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I think I found her - climbed El Cap?

I like this idea about trying to bring more women, or really, just more people of color to climbing. It's not a race thing, it's just a culture thing. Certain groups are brought up more often than not directed towards certain activities. That's all it is.
To be fair - luckily for us pasty folks, not many black men or women climb. There would be records broken left and right.
I don't know if I'm even allowed to post something up, seeing that I only have a few posts on ST. I guess I have to buy an account on EBAY with 1000 posts before I can, then, post myself?
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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White people love to be offended on other peoples behalf. It's quite fascinating, really.
Some like 'em thick, some like 'em short, some like 'em light, some like 'em dark... I realize the term is insensitive, but it seems like he means well. Sh#t, if nothing else the OP's predilection for a darker complexion might make the world a better place - if he finds women who prefer funky lookin' white dudes, and they hit it off, the world is a better place right?
Don't always see the worst - try to have fun. We all have skin and its all sorts of colors, shapes, etc... nothing wrong with a little celebration of that, and online its kind of harmless.
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snowhazed
Trad climber
Oaksterdam, CA
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They're hanging out with all the black snowboarders... and hockey players.... and nascar drivers... and golfers (tiger woods is the whitest mofo around- he doesn't count)......
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Burchey
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 3, 2012 - 10:25pm PT
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Oh, I'm saying sweet prayers they prefer funky looking white dudes. Every night.
don't always see the worst - try to have fun. We all have skin and its all sorts of colors, shapes, etc... nothing wrong with a little celebration of that,
Exxxxxactly, although that's easy for white people to say.
I believe, just after this was taken, I got an earful about not having enough posts on an online forum, or being too handsome for my own good, or starting too many threads with possibly offensive titles in hopes of fostering discussion. Nothing was ever good enough.
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
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Isn't the Jungle Fever reference to Spike Lee's movie about inter-racial relationships?
The trouble with that is I don't get it. Wasn't the main character a white woman having an affair with the African American lead role?
Maybe not racial slur, but weak post.
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