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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 23, 2012 - 06:35pm PT
It's no wonder he can't ride bulls. But he can sling the bull just like ol' Largo, anyday. Sho' nuff.
I came across RW's article and then decided to go ahead and git some. Don't laugh, you might encourage him.
Rock and Ice #44, July/August, 1991.

Looks like Russ "Con-cussin'" Walling doing some falling.  Oops!
Looks like Russ "Con-cussin'" Walling doing some falling. Oops!
Credit: John Long
Credit: mouse from merced
Credit: mouse from merced

ms55401

Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
Nov 23, 2012 - 06:38pm PT
hilarious. I always thought that climber types -- not Largo-sized bodies, but emaciated, "small-boned" sport-climbing bodies -- would rock the PBR circuit. Combine POW-emaciated bodies with savage grip, and, well, you should have a champion.
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Nov 23, 2012 - 06:49pm PT
"POW-emaciated bodies with savage grip, and, well, you should have a champion."


That's Russell.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Nov 23, 2012 - 07:02pm PT

Go Russ go!!!!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 23, 2012 - 07:03pm PT
But what are these "Friday blahs?" We need the facts, sir, just the facts, please. Is that a one-horned, white-hat-wearin' bully named Walling, or is it the NFL's finest? He don't look that stringy to me.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Nov 23, 2012 - 07:10pm PT
There is another episode of that shownwhere Largo tries to hold back a small plane on a long leash.
T H

Boulder climber
bouldering
Nov 23, 2012 - 08:10pm PT
Nice mouse.
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 23, 2012 - 08:20pm PT
Russ did some cow buggering while he was there, he has a thing for animals, or is it that he can't get the real thing? The Creech comes to mind, he couldn't even score with it!

But he found cow buggering less satisfying than sheep buggering, since the sheep have tighter v-gays, and a tighter the better, right Russ?

Whoops?, those are not the facts, just some slander that Russ will appreciate
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 23, 2012 - 08:23pm PT
I like the "horny ones" also!

Oh!

Edit: Well, riding bulls was sumthin' that i always wanted to give a try to! Since i possessed the required amount of 'shit fer brains' it took to climb on one (or so i been told)! ;)
can't say

Social climber
Pasadena CA
Nov 23, 2012 - 09:01pm PT
Jesse Guthrie put in a lot of time on the rodeo circuit bitd.
WBraun

climber
Nov 23, 2012 - 09:12pm PT
I've never read this article.

Funnier than sh!t and I laughed out loud.

A true classic .....
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 23, 2012 - 09:24pm PT
Quack!
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Nov 23, 2012 - 09:29pm PT
Way to go for it Russ!
susan peplow

climber
Joshua Tree, CA
Nov 23, 2012 - 09:45pm PT
This post came with great timing. Below is the new, never see before video of Russ' latest rides just a few days ago in the Alabama Hills.

What the piece missed was tye report of costume change. It wasn't until his second ride that he out on a FISH shirt.



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neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Nov 23, 2012 - 10:31pm PT
hey there say, mouse, susan, RUSS, and all...


had never seen this here, either..

very neat though dusty, ;)
share, ...


ohhhhhhh my, :O
great writing, too, russ!
:)
well, great riding, as well:
you LIVED to tell the tale, even if from the tail-end, view,
:)


job well done, just by daring to do it...
my twin buddies, would agree, too....
:)



(i liked that rode that bull 'for nearly an hour'... and the resulting best 'two second ride', they'd ever seen, part, ;)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 23, 2012 - 10:34pm PT
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Page nine, with the Big Bold Capital R.
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"Pretty Crappy, ain't they?"--Russ Walleye, aka Rusty Salmon (The ...
"Pretty Crappy, ain't they?"--Russ Walleye, aka Rusty Salmon (The Titanic Verses)
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Russ is just "the limit," ain't he?
susan peplow

climber
Joshua Tree, CA
Nov 27, 2012 - 09:28am PT
Bump for video content above.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 27, 2012 - 09:44am PT
Whew, I'm going to go through the rest of the day not feeling like everyone
is looking at me like I'm some kind of world-class kook! Cause I'm clearly
second-rate.

So how come at the end of the above video the YouTube screen comes up with
some suggested videos the most a propos of which was "Moby Dick?"
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Nov 27, 2012 - 10:29am PT
. . . the old woman hiked up her dress to the navel and pulled a wad of bills from her control-top panties - a spot safer than Brinks.

It was only humorous until I got to that gem, I am still f*#king laughing. Thanks for posting, I missed this story the first time around, I was never a big R&I fan.
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