Russ W. Rides the Rank Horny Ones.

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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 23, 2012 - 09:35pm PT
It's no wonder he can't ride bulls. But he can sling the bull just like ol' Largo, anyday. Sho' nuff.
I came across RW's article and then decided to go ahead and git some. Don't laugh, you might encourage him.
Rock and Ice #44, July/August, 1991.

Looks like Russ "Con-cussin'" Walling doing some falling.  Oops!
Looks like Russ "Con-cussin'" Walling doing some falling. Oops!
Credit: John Long
Credit: mouse from merced
Credit: mouse from merced

ms55401

Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
Nov 23, 2012 - 09:38pm PT
hilarious. I always thought that climber types -- not Largo-sized bodies, but emaciated, "small-boned" sport-climbing bodies -- would rock the PBR circuit. Combine POW-emaciated bodies with savage grip, and, well, you should have a champion.
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Nov 23, 2012 - 09:49pm PT
"POW-emaciated bodies with savage grip, and, well, you should have a champion."


That's Russell.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Nov 23, 2012 - 10:02pm PT

Go Russ go!!!!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 23, 2012 - 10:03pm PT
But what are these "Friday blahs?" We need the facts, sir, just the facts, please. Is that a one-horned, white-hat-wearin' bully named Walling, or is it the NFL's finest? He don't look that stringy to me.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Nov 23, 2012 - 10:10pm PT
There is another episode of that shownwhere Largo tries to hold back a small plane on a long leash.
T H

Boulder climber
bouldering
Nov 23, 2012 - 11:10pm PT
Nice mouse.
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 23, 2012 - 11:23pm PT
I like the "horny ones" also!

Oh!

Edit: Well, riding bulls was sumthin' that i always wanted to give a try to! Since i possessed the required amount of 'shit fer brains' it took to climb on one (or so i been told)! ;)
can't say

Social climber
Pasadena CA
Nov 24, 2012 - 12:01am PT
Jesse Guthrie put in a lot of time on the rodeo circuit bitd.
WBraun

climber
Nov 24, 2012 - 12:12am PT
I've never read this article.

Funnier than sh!t and I laughed out loud.

A true classic .....
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2012 - 12:24am PT
Quack!
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Nov 24, 2012 - 12:29am PT
Way to go for it Russ!
susan peplow

climber
Joshua Tree, CA
Nov 24, 2012 - 12:45am PT
This post came with great timing. Below is the new, never see before video of Russ' latest rides just a few days ago in the Alabama Hills.

What the piece missed was tye report of costume change. It wasn't until his second ride that he out on a FISH shirt.



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neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Nov 24, 2012 - 01:31am PT
hey there say, mouse, susan, RUSS, and all...


had never seen this here, either..

very neat though dusty, ;)
share, ...


ohhhhhhh my, :O
great writing, too, russ!
:)
well, great riding, as well:
you LIVED to tell the tale, even if from the tail-end, view,
:)


job well done, just by daring to do it...
my twin buddies, would agree, too....
:)



(i liked that rode that bull 'for nearly an hour'... and the resulting best 'two second ride', they'd ever seen, part, ;)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2012 - 01:34am PT
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Page nine, with the Big Bold Capital R.
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"Pretty Crappy, ain't they?"--Russ Walleye, aka Rusty Salmon (The ...
"Pretty Crappy, ain't they?"--Russ Walleye, aka Rusty Salmon (The Titanic Verses)
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Russ is just "the limit," ain't he?
susan peplow

climber
Joshua Tree, CA
Nov 27, 2012 - 12:28pm PT
Bump for video content above.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 27, 2012 - 12:44pm PT
Whew, I'm going to go through the rest of the day not feeling like everyone
is looking at me like I'm some kind of world-class kook! Cause I'm clearly
second-rate.

So how come at the end of the above video the YouTube screen comes up with
some suggested videos the most a propos of which was "Moby Dick?"
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Nov 27, 2012 - 01:29pm PT
. . . the old woman hiked up her dress to the navel and pulled a wad of bills from her control-top panties - a spot safer than Brinks.

It was only humorous until I got to that gem, I am still f*#king laughing. Thanks for posting, I missed this story the first time around, I was never a big R&I fan.
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