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michaeld
Sport climber
Sacramento
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Nov 21, 2012 - 05:28pm PT
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Take up sport climbing Vitals.
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Muffin Adventure
climber
San Francisco
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Nov 21, 2012 - 05:38pm PT
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gay jokes about san francisco? seems a bit played-out, and you all clearly dont live here. the gays keep to themselves, leaving a 3:5 M:F ratio. getting laid here is like shooting fish in a barrel.
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 21, 2012 - 05:41pm PT
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Be careful what ya wish fer V! B'cuz it cud turn out to be yer worst nightmare, bro! ...
"WTF did you say Vitaliy? CLIMBING SEASON is here & yer gonna go BACK to the MOUNTAINS???
Get yer skinny lil' white climbing ass back inside, PRONTO!!!"
edit: talk about being 'pussy-whipped' ...YIKES!!!!
"Vitaliy could outrun her." -- 'RUN VITALIY, RUN' ...
as in, 'RUN, FOREST, RUN' (Forest Gump)
EDIT: i thinks she's foxie (cute, also)! a lil' on the buff side, but i need a STRONG women to get my ass moving (at times)!! ;)
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 21, 2012 - 06:54pm PT
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Vitaliy could outrun "her", or "that."
edit: She looks like she's both a tosser and a catcher.
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Bruce Morris
Social climber
Belmont, California
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Nov 22, 2012 - 03:49am PT
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Does she have something a little extra under the hood to provide a testosterone supercharge?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 22, 2012 - 11:51am PT
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Splitter, I think you almost talked me out of it. Hoping for something less bulky. LOL
Cosmic, at least she won't talk back! That's a step up from Ron's guitar with a pocket pussy attacked.
Was 'Tricky Ricky" his street name?
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luggi
Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
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Nov 22, 2012 - 12:03pm PT
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I guess even climbers need a seasonal slump buster once in a while.....the route will surely go now
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 22, 2012 - 12:34pm PT
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Guangzhou
Trad climber
Asia, Indonesia, East Java
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Nov 23, 2012 - 02:16am PT
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Sounds like a winter of "DRYTOOLING."
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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Nov 23, 2012 - 02:33pm PT
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AHAHAhahaha
You guys bust me up.
Looks to me like you gotta find a girl who's looking for a seasonal naked snuggling buddy. Plenty out there who aren't looking for anything more than some good times for a short bit. Heh, they constantly complain to me that 'it's always the d00ds who fall "in love", wish we could just find a good consistent lay'
I always tell them to stop looking at me, I don't kiss girls!
They are all over the place! Just gotta be obvious enough for them to pick up on it and be slow enough so they can pounce, physically AND mentally. Emotionally they are probably far ahead..
I hear if you and your targets imbibe enough Tequila, your chances go up somehow...
Go find it, you have plenty of time, it's only the beginning of shitty weather season!
Good luck...
Cheers
LS
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10b4me
Boulder climber
member since 2002
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Nov 23, 2012 - 05:21pm PT
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^^^^^hahahaha!
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Nov 23, 2012 - 06:28pm PT
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Great advice ladyscarlett, the boys here need a little coaching. I'll add that when chatting up someone they should never use the "C" word (climbing).
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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Nov 23, 2012 - 07:02pm PT
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I never use the "C" word with anyone I am meeting for the first 6 times... ;).
never show that kind of passion to a seasonal girl, she'll smack you, grab you, roll you, sex you, then leave you staring at yourself bawling into the sink...
heh, the climbing kinda passion, well...gotta save it for the right folks, no?
good luck out there!
cheers
LS
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Nov 23, 2012 - 07:30pm PT
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for a short bit
well that should help
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Crackslayer
Trad climber
Eldo
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Jan 26, 2013 - 08:31am PT
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Looks like my climbing season is going to start early for me(but when is it never not climbing season!). I tried kinda hard to get a gf last year for this winter but finding the right kind of girl who wants to kick it in eldo ALL the time is hard. Decided for sure I'm going to patagonia for the winter next year. Besides, everyone has a seniorita waiting for them down south, right?
PS Some classic quotes in this thread!
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 26, 2013 - 12:38pm PT
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Not sure if everyone has a seniorita waiting for them down south, but check out Thailand! Any day you can find a seasonal girlfriend...for free too! (just check for Adam's apple) ;)
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Some Random Guy
climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
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Jan 26, 2013 - 01:38pm PT
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Any day you can find a seasonal girlfriend...for free too! (just check for Adam's apple)
...and an hiv test....
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 26, 2013 - 01:58pm PT
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I advise any healthy male to head directly to Argentina. Mama mia!
Besides, things are really getting bad there economically so a lot are looking
to bail. That gives you waaay better bargaining power!
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Michelle
Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
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Jan 26, 2013 - 02:03pm PT
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Next thing you know, you'll be calling a trip to Mt. Diablo an alpine excursion
It's not?
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