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Bruce Morris

Social climber
Belmont, California
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:52pm PT
That's why there are Curry girls. You can even use their meal plan to cruise through the cafeteria while staying in their dorm room. Warmer in the dorms when it starts to rain and snow.
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:56pm PT
I highly recommend the 4 season wife....and yes, your own, not somebody else's.

:)
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:57pm PT
You can forget finding a girl. The gay guys are going to snatch them all up in their gay marriage protest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YCdcnf_P8

Check it
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:58pm PT
I once glued a pocket p*ssy to a guitar i had,, called it the perfect woman..;-) Only problem was,, everyone wanted her!



Karl,, lucky gals BWAAAHAHAHAAaaaaa
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:02pm PT
Vitya, I thought you already had a girlfriend?
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Credit: Lonely Alpenist
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 03:02pm PT
That's why there are Curry girls.

LOL Have you seen them? I am not THAT desperate!

I once glued a pocket p*ssy to a guitar i had,, called it the perfect woman..;-) Only problem was,, everyone wanted her!

Thoughts of a guitar with a pocket p*ssy being passed around are quite disturbing. Hope you used protection.



Reilly, Cheburashka is a dude!
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:04pm PT
Ah, man, this won't end well! You're a BRAVE man, V.!
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:16pm PT
in 1975 one could get a "girl" for TWENTY BUCKS..NOW the "cheapos" are 200.00..talk about inflation!
Here ya go V!

A few of the Girls I know/met at Walmart.

They started their own website 'Hummers.All.Night.Long.com'

EDIT: the "Girls" requested that I remove their pics, but, don't want ya to fergit them, so...
Credit: splitter
...keep them in mind as the '4 seasons' one after another, slowly roll by!

Featuring Walmart's 'Roll Back' Special Price:

TWENTY BUCKS = Take Yer Pick

200.00 = The Whole Stable

EDIT: NEVER MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Benny Hind Miracle Crusade, just passed through town!! Sheeeeesh!!

But, evidently, they are now individually available for that "4 seasons" commitment that Cragman speaks of! (miracles DO happen, eh?)
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:20pm PT
You can either be an alpinist or an allpenis.....hard, but not impossible, to do both.
nopantsben

climber
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:21pm PT
listen to donini.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 03:25pm PT
To be honest, I would love to hear Ron's definition of 'Black Friday.' LOL
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:28pm PT
Cheburashka is a dude!

Ты ещё спрашиваешь? Поэтому, Дунька Кулакова.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:34pm PT
Pants Donini.

Moon him, too.

Vitaliy, find a nice chunky gal (who's cute, too--why be masochistic?) and likes to read romances constantly and has some good tattoos. That way she won't be bitching that you never take her climbing, because she doesn't look great in lycra; and anyway, she enjoys the romance novels a whole lot more--"I'm content, honey. So go do your thing dear, but don't forget the cannoli."

She can choose to let you go "rock climbing" all you want ON HER, without even leaving the bedroom! And, best of all, she'll give you shade in the summer, warmth in the winter, and moving pictures all year long!
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:42pm PT
.....hard, but not impossible, to do both.

Well it BETTER BE!

DMT
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Nov 21, 2012 - 04:14pm PT
Seasonal girlfriends are great. I used to get one every night.
Burchey

Mountain climber
San Diego
Nov 21, 2012 - 04:22pm PT
Got mine allll lined up! Ain't she a beaut?!

Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 04:24pm PT
How long is that ice ax handle, exactly? ;-)

DMT
Burchey

Mountain climber
San Diego
Nov 21, 2012 - 04:30pm PT
How long is that ice ax handle, exactly? ;-)

Well...if you look at the yellow line, and compare it to the purple one...
Jeremy

Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
Nov 21, 2012 - 04:31pm PT
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice on DMT!

;-)
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Nov 21, 2012 - 04:44pm PT
The best alpinists have the hairiest palms. Seasons are all in your head, get onto some rock and round out your skill sets.

Besides, not many women would be too psyched to find out their vagina is a vacation rental.
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