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Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 03:02pm PT
That's why there are Curry girls.

LOL Have you seen them? I am not THAT desperate!

I once glued a pocket p*ssy to a guitar i had,, called it the perfect woman..;-) Only problem was,, everyone wanted her!

Thoughts of a guitar with a pocket p*ssy being passed around are quite disturbing. Hope you used protection.



Reilly, Cheburashka is a dude!
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:04pm PT
Ah, man, this won't end well! You're a BRAVE man, V.!
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:16pm PT
in 1975 one could get a "girl" for TWENTY BUCKS..NOW the "cheapos" are 200.00..talk about inflation!
Here ya go V!

A few of the Girls I know/met at Walmart.

They started their own website 'Hummers.All.Night.Long.com'

EDIT: the "Girls" requested that I remove their pics, but, don't want ya to fergit them, so...
Credit: splitter
...keep them in mind as the '4 seasons' one after another, slowly roll by!

Featuring Walmart's 'Roll Back' Special Price:

TWENTY BUCKS = Take Yer Pick

200.00 = The Whole Stable

EDIT: NEVER MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Benny Hind Miracle Crusade, just passed through town!! Sheeeeesh!!

But, evidently, they are now individually available for that "4 seasons" commitment that Cragman speaks of! (miracles DO happen, eh?)
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:20pm PT
You can either be an alpinist or an allpenis.....hard, but not impossible, to do both.
nopantsben

climber
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:21pm PT
listen to donini.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 03:25pm PT
To be honest, I would love to hear Ron's definition of 'Black Friday.' LOL
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:28pm PT
Cheburashka is a dude!

Ты ещё спрашиваешь? Поэтому, Дунька Кулакова.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:34pm PT
Pants Donini.

Moon him, too.

Vitaliy, find a nice chunky gal (who's cute, too--why be masochistic?) and likes to read romances constantly and has some good tattoos. That way she won't be bitching that you never take her climbing, because she doesn't look great in lycra; and anyway, she enjoys the romance novels a whole lot more--"I'm content, honey. So go do your thing dear, but don't forget the cannoli."

She can choose to let you go "rock climbing" all you want ON HER, without even leaving the bedroom! And, best of all, she'll give you shade in the summer, warmth in the winter, and moving pictures all year long!
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:42pm PT
.....hard, but not impossible, to do both.

Well it BETTER BE!

DMT
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Nov 21, 2012 - 04:14pm PT
Seasonal girlfriends are great. I used to get one every night.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 04:24pm PT
How long is that ice ax handle, exactly? ;-)

DMT
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Nov 21, 2012 - 04:44pm PT
The best alpinists have the hairiest palms. Seasons are all in your head, get onto some rock and round out your skill sets.

Besides, not many women would be too psyched to find out their vagina is a vacation rental.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 04:44pm PT
Does the Chef know he is your little munchkin, Burchey?

Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Nov 21, 2012 - 04:48pm PT

"Besides, not many women would be too psyched to find out their vagina is a vacation rental. "



Now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!!

:D
ncrockclimber

climber
The Desert Oven
Nov 21, 2012 - 05:04pm PT
A quick search on google for "seasonal girlfriend" took me here:

http://seasonalgirlfriend.tumblr.com

Enjoy!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 05:27pm PT
I hope you two will be bathing in sunshine while sending those AWESOME Eastern Sierra BC climbs only locals know about soon, Burchey. Making striking first ascents without bothering to report and hiking A4 sandbagged pitches together. You guys have future.


That is a great link. I knew there are people out there with similar needs.
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Nov 21, 2012 - 05:28pm PT
Take up sport climbing Vitals.
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Nov 21, 2012 - 05:31pm PT
I always wondered why some referred to The Chief as Tricky Ricky.

:)
Muffin Adventure

climber
San Francisco
Nov 21, 2012 - 05:38pm PT
gay jokes about san francisco? seems a bit played-out, and you all clearly dont live here. the gays keep to themselves, leaving a 3:5 M:F ratio. getting laid here is like shooting fish in a barrel.
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 21, 2012 - 05:41pm PT
Be careful what ya wish fer V! B'cuz it cud turn out to be yer worst nightmare, bro! ...
Credit: splitter
"WTF did you say Vitaliy? CLIMBING SEASON is here & yer gonna go BACK to the MOUNTAINS???

Get yer skinny lil' white climbing ass back inside, PRONTO!!!"



edit: talk about being 'pussy-whipped' ...YIKES!!!!

"Vitaliy could outrun her." -- 'RUN VITALIY, RUN' ...

as in, 'RUN, FOREST, RUN' (Forest Gump)

EDIT: i thinks she's foxie (cute, also)! a lil' on the buff side, but i need a STRONG women to get my ass moving (at times)!! ;)
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