Bruce Morris
Social climber
Belmont, California
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Nov 21, 2012 - 11:52am PT
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That's why there are Curry girls. You can even use their meal plan to cruise through the cafeteria while staying in their dorm room. Warmer in the dorms when it starts to rain and snow.
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Cragman
Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
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Nov 21, 2012 - 11:56am PT
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I highly recommend the 4 season wife....and yes, your own, not somebody else's.
:)
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Ron Anderson
Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
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Nov 21, 2012 - 11:58am PT
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I once glued a pocket p*ssy to a guitar i had,, called it the perfect woman..;-) Only problem was,, everyone wanted her!
Karl,, lucky gals BWAAAHAHAHAAaaaaa
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:02pm PT
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Vitya, I thought you already had a girlfriend?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 12:02pm PT
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That's why there are Curry girls.
LOL Have you seen them? I am not THAT desperate!
I once glued a pocket p*ssy to a guitar i had,, called it the perfect woman..;-) Only problem was,, everyone wanted her!
Thoughts of a guitar with a pocket p*ssy being passed around are quite disturbing. Hope you used protection.
Reilly, Cheburashka is a dude!
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Jebus H Bomz
climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:04pm PT
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Ah, man, this won't end well! You're a BRAVE man, V.!
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:16pm PT
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in 1975 one could get a "girl" for TWENTY BUCKS..NOW the "cheapos" are 200.00..talk about inflation! Here ya go V!
A few of the Girls I know/met at Walmart.
They started their own website 'Hummers.All.Night.Long.com'
EDIT: the "Girls" requested that I remove their pics, but, don't want ya to fergit them, so...
...keep them in mind as the '4 seasons' one after another, slowly roll by!
Featuring Walmart's 'Roll Back' Special Price:
TWENTY BUCKS = Take Yer Pick
200.00 = The Whole Stable
EDIT: NEVER MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Benny Hind Miracle Crusade, just passed through town!! Sheeeeesh!!
But, evidently, they are now individually available for that "4 seasons" commitment that Cragman speaks of! (miracles DO happen, eh?)
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:20pm PT
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You can either be an alpinist or an allpenis.....hard, but not impossible, to do both.
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nopantsben
climber
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:21pm PT
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listen to donini.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 12:25pm PT
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To be honest, I would love to hear Ron's definition of 'Black Friday.' LOL
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:28pm PT
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Cheburashka is a dude!
Ты ещё спрашиваешь? Поэтому, Дунька Кулакова.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:34pm PT
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Pants Donini.
Moon him, too.
Vitaliy, find a nice chunky gal (who's cute, too--why be masochistic?) and likes to read romances constantly and has some good tattoos. That way she won't be bitching that you never take her climbing, because she doesn't look great in lycra; and anyway, she enjoys the romance novels a whole lot more--"I'm content, honey. So go do your thing dear, but don't forget the cannoli."
She can choose to let you go "rock climbing" all you want ON HER, without even leaving the bedroom! And, best of all, she'll give you shade in the summer, warmth in the winter, and moving pictures all year long!
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Dingus Milktoast
Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:42pm PT
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.....hard, but not impossible, to do both.
Well it BETTER BE!
DMT
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:14pm PT
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Seasonal girlfriends are great. I used to get one every night.
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Burchey
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:22pm PT
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Got mine allll lined up! Ain't she a beaut?!
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Dingus Milktoast
Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:24pm PT
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How long is that ice ax handle, exactly? ;-)
DMT
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Burchey
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:30pm PT
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How long is that ice ax handle, exactly? ;-)
Well...if you look at the yellow line, and compare it to the purple one...
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Jeremy
Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:31pm PT
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice on DMT!
;-)
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:44pm PT
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The best alpinists have the hairiest palms. Seasons are all in your head, get onto some rock and round out your skill sets.
Besides, not many women would be too psyched to find out their vagina is a vacation rental.
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