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Kalimon
Trad climber
Ridgway, CO
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Nov 15, 2012 - 08:39pm PT
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You are on to something here . . . a gun does not a man make.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Nov 15, 2012 - 08:43pm PT
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fights are five nine.
are you gonna eh-zero your way thru
the confrontation with a gun,
or are you gonna onsight it with your fists?
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fear
Ice climber
hartford, ct
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Nov 15, 2012 - 08:44pm PT
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"Guns are dildos in time's vagina"
Now that my friend, is poetry.
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 15, 2012 - 08:45pm PT
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me? no gun's, AND, i got a "little dick"! WTF! ... sheeeesh!!
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Nov 15, 2012 - 08:49pm PT
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I got yer christmas present here Weege.
Seen in the junior size. It's a chill tube.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Nov 15, 2012 - 08:50pm PT
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prey for me crag.
i'll pray for the bears.
we'll all end up in hellven.
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Chaz
Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
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Nov 15, 2012 - 08:59pm PT
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Ten-incher, right here.
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 15, 2012 - 08:59pm PT
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pray for me crag-i'll pray for the bears dood, while yer at it, cud ya pray that my "little dick" wud grow a couple inches? ...just sayin! ;)
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John M
climber
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:00pm PT
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One only needs to watch the front page of this site to know when happy hour starts.
Pathetic.
Piss off Cragman. I don't drink.
But I'm thinking I should start up again if you are an example of a fine human being.
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Gene
climber
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:02pm PT
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i KNOW i could nail some gees with that bad boy.. Wonder if its mountable to a boat?
Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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John M
climber
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:04pm PT
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Looked through the house, the only thing I have is cooking sherry. Stores are closed. Heading to the neighbors. I know they have booze. See you in a bit. Thanks for the inspiration Dean.
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:07pm PT
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^^someone disallowed him?
like I said before I have a couple of guns and would use one in self-defense
otherwise I'm with splitter, if more guns will add some strength to my wang (that's what she calls it and she's not asian) then point me to the store
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John M
climber
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:08pm PT
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Sorry Ron.. Norg rarely rubs me the wrong way. Dean on the other hand... well. Whats weird is that I don't' fully agree with Norwegian on this subject. I know people like what he describes, but I disagree that everyone who carries a gun does it to feel manly. I carried a gun for awhile on one trip because it was the prudent thing to do. I would again too..
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:09pm PT
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This is going to be guuuud!
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pud
climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:09pm PT
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:16pm PT
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pud it's not my troll.
patrick started this exact thread,
got about six deep
and then he pulled the o.p.
so's i liked it so's i stared up it again.
cragman
the other day i was in the park with
my kids and dog.
this big asse dog charges my border collie
and begins to kill her slowly with
a death grip to the throat.
i up off the teeter totter and
boot the beast upside the head,
again. the thing aint release.
so i lower my shoulder and
lay into the cituation with all that i was
that day
and the villian lets out a swirling scream
and lets go of my baby.
i kick it again and it runs back
to it's wide-eyed owner.
"put that f*#ker on a leash," i utter to
nowon in particular.
guns? guns? we don't need no stickeen glaciers.
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Jimmy Russells
climber
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:21pm PT
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I am a vegan who owns an assault rifle. Wrap your head around that one.
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Michelle
Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:24pm PT
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There's nothing like sitting with ma deuce between your legs putting rounds downrange.
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:26pm PT
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Michelle, i gotta say, ya got a way with words, girl (puts a whole new light on the subject)! ;)
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Gilroy
Social climber
Boulderado
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:26pm PT
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Well, Weeg, yr pretty innertaining and I ain't about sticking guns in vaginas, I mean, where's the fun? Butt wind a fellow came and took my daughter cuz he was the birth father and my wife but a mother, eye to eye took a gun to be sure he understood it was my way or the underside of rocks.
Waste of the world need a dicktionary to understand sometime. Haights it.
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