socialclimber
Trad climber
CA
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Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 15, 2012 - 08:34am PT
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We have had short ones, dirty ones, and some other ones, here are some nerd ones:
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I don't think I would get a reaction.
I'd tell you a math joke, but I'm not sure you could make it add up.
I'd tell you a joke about nurses, but I don't think it would register.
I'd tell you a joke about butter, but you'd just spread it around.
Charles
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pyro
Big Wall climber
Calabasas
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Nov 15, 2012 - 08:57am PT
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NERD NERD nERD nERD nerd!
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socialclimber
Trad climber
CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 15, 2012 - 08:59am PT
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What did the physicist on the hill side say to his colleague?
We've got potential!
Charles
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moosedrool
Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:17am PT
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What would have Froid said if you told him you liked crack climbing...
...I can't come up with any funny response. Somebody finish the joke, please.
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:22am PT
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If a pizza has a radius Z and a depth A the volume of the Pizza can be found by the formula
Pi*Z*Z*A
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:28am PT
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My students always inadvertently give me a few every time they take exams.
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moosedrool
Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:28am PT
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Why would you give a homeless guy without shoes Locker's address?
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:30am PT
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somebody finish the joke, please. i feel as though i'm being set up. but, since it was "froid", i wud imagine he would have said;
EDITED: (did ya start with yer momma) because it was more pervy, than "nerdy"!
This response wud be a lil' more nerdy...
... cracks are cool! but, i prefer the Tetons/mountains? (or something to that effect)!
edit: okay, thats kinda "sick" also! guess i'm more of a "perv" than a "nerd"! lol
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TwistedCrank
climber
Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:32am PT
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rm / -r
heheheehhahahehahehahehahehe
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Nov 15, 2012 - 09:33am PT
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moosedrool
Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
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Nov 15, 2012 - 10:03am PT
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Froid: When you climb a crack do you think about Jeremy or his momma?
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 15, 2012 - 10:14am PT
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^^^ LOL!
You a funny man, moosedrool! ya got froid covered, bro! ;)
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froodish
Social climber
Portland, Oregon
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Nov 15, 2012 - 10:18am PT
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Heisenberg is speeding down the interstate, gets pulled over by a state trooper. Trooper comes up to the side of the car, leans into the window and asks: "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg answers: "No, but I know where I was!"
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Nov 15, 2012 - 10:52am PT
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A nerd walks up to a hottie in a nightclub and asks her to dance.
She scoffs and snottily rolls her eyes, incredulous at the proposition.
He leans in with a smile, and says...
"I think you misunderstood me, I said 'your ass looks fat in those pants'"...
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moosedrool
Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
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Nov 15, 2012 - 11:17am PT
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If you solo a wall using protection with a half-life of 10 years, would you be both dead and alive during the climb?
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 15, 2012 - 11:26am PT
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Ya wud probably have 'one foot on the throttle and one foot in tha grave', eh?
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Nov 15, 2012 - 12:14pm PT
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froodish
Social climber
Portland, Oregon
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Nov 15, 2012 - 12:23pm PT
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JEleazarian
Trad climber
Fresno CA
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Nov 15, 2012 - 12:33pm PT
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Those two are hilarious, froodish! Please keep 'em coming.
John
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locker
Social climber
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Nov 15, 2012 - 12:47pm PT
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This stupid one from your's truly:
Used it on my partner (Female of course)...
She didn't slap me so I guess that's GUD...
LOL!!!...
Me - "Hey MarySue, let's go to the planetarium"...
MarySue - "Why"...
Me - "Because I want to see Uranus"...
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