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zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Nov 4, 2012 - 03:39pm PT
apparently y'all, unlike me, are not big fans of Miles and Amy

Which way to go? Yonder or North to Alaska, I forget which.



EDIT: Myles - ok even I make a mistake oncet in a whyl
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 4, 2012 - 06:05pm PT
Aguas de Marco, de Tom Jobim, immotalaizada pela genial Elis.

É pau, é pedra, é o fim do caminho
É um resto de toco, é um pouco sozinho
É um caco de vidro, é a vida, é o sol
É a noite, é a morte, é um laço, é o anzol
É peroba do campo, é o nó da madeira
Caingá, candeia, é o Matita Pereira

É madeira de vento, tombo da ribanceira
É o mistério profundo, é o queira ou não queira
É o vento ventando, é o fim da ladeira
É a viga, é o vão, festa da cumeeira
É a chuva chovendo, é conversa ribeira
Das águas de março, é o fim da canseira
É o pé, é o chão, é a marcha estradeira
Passarinho na mão, pedra de atiradeira

É uma ave no céu, é uma ave no chão
É um regato, é uma fonte, é um pedaço de pão
É o fundo do poço, é o fim do caminho
No rosto o desgosto, é um pouco sozinho

É um estrepe, é um prego, é uma conta, é um conto
É uma ponta, é um ponto, é um pingo pingando
É um peixe, é um gesto, é uma prata brilhando
É a luz da manhã, é o tijolo chegando
É a lenha, é o dia, é o fim da picada
É a garrafa de cana, o estilhaço na estrada
É o projeto da casa, é o corpo na cama
É o carro enguiçado, é a lama, é a lama

É um passo, é uma ponte, é um sapo, é uma rã
É um resto de mato, na luz da manhã
São as águas de março fechando o verão
É a promessa de vida no teu coração

É uma cobra, é um pau, é João, é José
É um espinho na mão, é um corte no pé
É um passo, é uma ponte, é um sapo, é uma rã
É um belo horizonte, é uma febre terçã
São as águas de março fechando o verão
É a promessa de vida no teu coração


You know how to whistle in Portuguess, don't you Steve?

You sshimply sshpeak it.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 4, 2012 - 06:38pm PT
zBrown, knowingly or annoyingly you pulled a chain and the sh#t came rushing up over the top of the toilet bowl of my memory and it was colored brown and blue, pornographic as heck.

It was like someone said "Niagarakaka Falls."

I went huh? What the fvuck is he taliking about? Miles and Amy. It shouldn't mean anything to the rest but it means something.

Maybe.

Years ago in the early nineties the Mrs. and I and a roommate, Terri, got into a renaissance re-enactment mode. We began a guild and two members were Amy and Miles. They had a living-together period and made the irrevocable decision to tie the Celtic knot, the tie that binds, that no man puts asunder under pain of righteous wrath and a visit from Marcel. (Miles is a Pulp Fiction trivia buff.)
Happy Hour. The bar just opened.
The party's in full swing.Everyone's ecstatic and it's all kumbaya, kiddies to come, and kissie-kissie the mother-in-law just for luck.
You're going to need more than luck.

The results: Score one for the best man! He was too smart to marry Amy after he knocked her up after she left Miles after they had their affair after all that kumbayas and kissing one of the ugliest women on the planet.
Score on Miles: Loser.
Score on Amy: Double loser, she has her two kids by Miles and the one by Brian, their best man.
Amy's mom: Biggest loser. She's got Amy and the clan living with her.

I can't speak for Liz and how she'd feel about her friends' seemingly pointless vows.

I can speak for losers like Miles, who feel lousily-treated but realize after time that they had much to do with it, the guilt is halved in these situations, GENERALLY.

Hike You for the Road of Life

Miles before sleep.

Now I lay Amy down to sleep.

It hurts to be me.

But the SOB isn't paying child support. It's pointless to worry about people like these. They come into our lives and leave, we are changed, they are changed. It takes time to mellow into how. Who cares why?

ZBrown's a case in point, in my case.

CosmicCragsman is another.

Mouse from Merced is yet another.

Buncha whack jobs and Burn-Outs, relics of the Golden Age of Happy Sh#t,

but

Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Nov 18, 2014 - 07:14am PT
I respect all kinds of climbing
it is about getting after it
getting it done
bi error sucks
Go ahead and do what ever you want
It is a free world,
If the -ickwad schmegma
Had his way it would not be
He would have been beheaded
As an Interloping infidel
Just saying....edit for explination ...why the ef not!
b
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bump



why was this a thread that did not go any where? if the bi error topic got 180+ hits??
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Nov 18, 2014 - 07:20am PT
Lemme just point a few things out.


Take it back, take that thing right of here


Teach a dog to fish, it'll bring you back fish
Teach a dog (preferably at a young age) to point and he guide you through life


also, fishwise, the poor thing might get confused and give you the bird

Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Nov 18, 2014 - 07:20am PT
Hmmm lets try music or may do this
Back
back back I say
I love 'em me some dogies
Z
[Click to View YouTube Video] kinda similar ....[Click to View YouTube Video]
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 18, 2014 - 08:12pm PT
Dueling videos.[Click to View YouTube Video]Competition is not pointless.

In fact, the one with the most posts wins.

What does the winner win, my darling young son?

Glad you asked, Boomer.

He wins a dream adventure vacation/cruise/trek to his choice of these gloriously scenic but rarely-visited spots:

A trek, led by donini himself into the mysterious twelve misty mountains. That is the one I want the most, but I am not eligible as the OP.
The keys to a Dirtbagger Special custom van from Volkswagen so he or she can travel in style on six crooked highways, WITH THE WHOLE FAM DAMILY.

VW Microbus advert. No fahrvengmuggin allowed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f6j5irxAc0

From Clif Bars, a fab trip to Norway to hike in seven sad forests, guided by none other than Marlow AND a side trip to Ooulu, Northern Finland for the Air Guitar World Championsip competition. Ah, competition. Keeps you sharp, it does.

And, courtesy of British Petroleum, a cruise on a dozen dead oceans.

From Delaware North, a gala visit to the mouth of a graveyard, as long as it's in golden MARIPOSA COUNTY! Lodging will be at the world-famous Yosemite Bug Hostel on Hwy. 140.

There will be, in addition, a full suit of THE NORTH FACE rain gear and an umbrella, and a signed and autographed photograph of the NEW WORLD CHAMPIONS, the Sand and Cisco Giants Fantasy Baseball Team.

Pointlessly pointing the obviously wrong way
Not having a map
Pointing at nothing he seeks to divert you he lies
Knowing it's okay-ay
Only to laugh on the look on your face-a-a-...-a-ace
We are one, my brothers, we are too alo-hone, we are three messed-up kids, we are 4-or-or or each other.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Hey say, Jimbo! Under the "rules" of the contest you and Angela both are STILL ELIGIBLE! I made the rules so you each have a dispensation.
Mouse
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Mar 24, 2015 - 02:06pm PT
hey there say, mouse... just saw a link to this thread...


well, i just wanted to POINT OUT that:

in the photo with the two cute children/girls, that the
one in PINK nearly looked like my grandchild sara, when SHE
was that age... awwwwwwwww, :) that was fun to see :)
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Mar 25, 2015 - 09:31am PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 28, 2017 - 10:15am PT
I should point out that this news has already broken as of last month.

http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/apparently-some-big-fan-of-the-1991-film-really-really-wanted-this-piece-of-memorabilia-point-break-surfboard-_147063/

"You Want The Ultimate, You Gotta Be Willing To Pay The Ultimate Price" -- $64,000
(click the video link in the link @ 4:30)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 28, 2017 - 11:20am PT
Did the pigeon have an appointment?

neebee pointed me in this direction.
clode

Trad climber
portland, or
Jun 28, 2017 - 12:13pm PT
"You can breathe, as long as you don't inhale." Taken from a line in Tom Lehrer's song, "Pollution".
zBrown

Ice climber
Jun 28, 2017 - 03:52pm PT
Dis_a_point .

Dis_is_lessthanPoint <.

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 13, 2019 - 09:58am PT
i-b-goB

Social climber
Nutty
Jan 13, 2019 - 11:37am PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 11, 2019 - 04:15pm PT
"Anybody posting on ST is."

Stunning observation.
And totally pointless.
What a pro
fessional.

+1


throwpie

Trad climber
Berkeley
Feb 11, 2019 - 05:01pm PT
Most everything in the meadows is pointless. Cathedral has a point though. Is that the point of this thread?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 11, 2019 - 05:36pm PT
You've asked a very pointed question.

-1

Eighty posts, but what good will it do? Or bad?

I'll be back at some point.
skywalker1

Trad climber
co
Feb 11, 2019 - 05:49pm PT

Climbing.

S...
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Feb 11, 2019 - 06:20pm PT
Is that a thin crack or a face move to top out?
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