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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 16, 2015 - 07:20pm PT
Inside this room is every single person
who has ever produced actual credible evidence that
evolution is a lie,
global warming is a hoax,
T. rex lived with humans,
aliens built the pyramids,
chem-trails are real,
the world is only 6,000 years old,
vaccines donít work,
dinosaurs didnít exist,
psychics actually have psychic power,
astrology is real,
the sun revolves around the earth,
or that the earth is either flat or hollow.
--T. roll
zBrown

Ice climber
BrujÚ de la Playa
Mar 16, 2015 - 07:37pm PT
Another in a long series of you're gonna miss me songs.

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zBrown

Ice climber
BrujÚ de la Playa
Mar 16, 2015 - 07:42pm PT
Ray Wylie Coyote Hubbard

Armadillo Ice?


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zBrown

Ice climber
BrujÚ de la Playa
Mar 16, 2015 - 07:57pm PT
Saint Robert Earl Keen & that other guy

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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 16, 2015 - 09:12pm PT
I prefer the epithet "azzhat."

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bryanb5/9-habits-that-make-you-an-as#@&%e-according-to-chr-1a2s



Azzhat of the month award goes to...


zBrown

Ice climber
BrujÚ de la Playa
Mar 16, 2015 - 09:16pm PT


HoHoHo


mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 16, 2015 - 09:34pm PT
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Mar 17, 2015 - 02:58am PT
Have been waiting for it
like the other shoe to drop, Evel was a trip ?
and in increments thought it best. . .
To tell z who I was,
small, short, and not long with the show
I am self sure cocky, I,who was the short stranger
Never cared if you thought I was cool that's not my trip
Some would have been better to stay outa' my trip,
I am and was not cool in the eyes of fools. N Cool catz
I had to rise and fall to the beat of my own drummer,
How many drummers in the circle ?
If that putz a hat on me, oh well,
I was a climbing fool, on tour with fun but split objectives,
Goals across the west e tours - gatwet, when it rains it pours,
Red rocks Boulder, was the best as always returning,
not Vegas, there was one show I saw in Vegas and I think I may have slept,??
True that goin' public with namze and schist is uncool,
I know, better than to think that anything that I was in on measures up to TopPro
You are right that by telling I wear a hat but I do not know you or who you know ? So that smokes good put it in your pipe and smoke it
By the way if I bother you, sorry,but boy, do you slap n' spit!
It is raw out today and raw in
I had hoped to trapese out to picture rock in flat light, no vertices, no vertical shadows from trees, and crisp light contrasting failing snow and darker grey (wet) rock, hope I get it done
Happy St Patrick's Day!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 17, 2015 - 03:51am PT
That's so poppra, as they say on daytime TV in another place.

Nobody sez it here in the land of Big Red Dogs.

We are not all big dogs.

Confusyu say, "It's not the size of the dog on the high board, it's the height of the high board above the pool."

Aphorismic rehearsal #1.[Click to View YouTube Video]


Truism: "Big dogs can't jump like smaller dogs."

But watch out for the splash.

Aphorismic rehearsal #2.[Click to View YouTube Video]
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 17, 2015 - 04:45am PT
I am of Irish descent by way of my great-grandfather who came here in the late 19th C. I'm a mongrel who'd like to THINK I have more Irish in me, but it's the information which was or wasn't passed down about WHO my forbears were that has determined my "origin."

I could as easily have been, and I guess I am now that I'm thinking of it, Swedish from the Larsons, of whose origins I'm barely aware--they came from Sweden, settled in Idaho, that's all I know.

It's the name itself which is traced, though. I realize this, but it's chauvinistic.

Nonetheless, this is my great-grandfather, Thomas Bermingham.

Native of County Galway, Ireland.

When Irish mice are dreaming all the world seems bright and gay...

It's St. Patrick's Day, it's St. Patrick's Day.
While the cat's away let's play IRA.

We'll send Old Tom a litter bomb
Address a nasty virus to Tom.com

We'll fix a bell on his collar with big rubber bands
We'll kit-nap his kindle and then make demands

When British cats are screaming for blood the very next day...

http://blog.mercierpress.ie/ernie-o-malley-the-singing-flame/#sthash.WLBzkPHw.dpbs
http://www.ernieomalley.net/

Special Friends outtake:[Click to View YouTube Video]








mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 17, 2015 - 05:49am PT
A short chapter on animals in YV.
Lifted from a book--Gabriel Sovulewski by Fernando Pena, Quaking Aspen Books, 2011.
A brief summary of the mountain lion as top predator (narrated by the same smarmy guy we all loathe)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iH1lFNSUOA
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 17, 2015 - 06:24am PT
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Did Stoney Point influence Yosemite climbing?

(This may have been posted on ST somewhere else.)[Click to View YouTube Video]
Nope. I checked. Enjoy.

Lots of emphasis on BOB KAMPS on that video.

Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Mar 17, 2015 - 06:39am PT
this took for ever to find I knew i had it but to find it was as poor as this and to have searched and used up all my allotted time,
Mixing it up siczzo., style

any who that is how I have to, and have, too. And, have two left, to so that is why I am the way that gets some bigs going after me. Like you rightly point out it's not the falling that Kills ya' - - It Is the Stopping.

How high from the water is as important as is How deep the water is...
This one always gets away. It sits in many of the same places, screeches when it should be quite, and has a habit of these very low flights



nuff

shoulda' never played it that way

The saga of that familie, no typo, (what adventures,!) that are mixed with many Kindz of tea, so, is I think, fair Game. They maybe fun to tell. The thing is that well received or not, they are about a deadhead and a climber with close ties to the Band.
As to my parts in it, they are my High water marks, in the wasted deadhead game. It was Very High, until it was Low to zero and stopping for me. the band kept playing on. And so will I

.
OR NOT!!


When In a Hole Stop Digging Eh?!


mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 17, 2015 - 08:04am PT
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Mar 17, 2015 - 12:42pm PT

Only 'cause I liked it a lot and cuck has been aol since saying he hurt his back and I still care I like His Poetry too!

this was you to him... oh no now I have forgotten when 12/14/14??

p on m horrid zontals
i m n ur corner
just lie back
say what it takes
2 live a little longer as a u knit
but like any think
my wordsworth is nothing
not even too sense

don't please let's go to the dogs tonight, alexandra fuller o k?

in her book the family handles their mother's alcoholism and insanity with the same stoicism they handle any other misfortune, though they do occasionally compare themselves to families with normal mothers, clean swimming pools, home baking and children free of worms. The title is taken from a line by the writer and humorist a p herbert, 'don't let's go to the dogs tonight, for mother will be there'


i double dog dare u 2 finish what u started
but only f u wanna
u control the horrid zontals of what's gnu
u control the vivid verdigris of old love
its patina comes from age
raisin kids are wrinkled only when they dry out
u could make some fine wine from ur grapes of wrather-do-that-than-this
or it could turn into vinegar
but u'll never find doubt
f u throw in the ghost



i have lived with a wife of regret
i have not (so i tell mice elf) lived a life of regret
i'm here but not hole
nothing might please me more
to have said i staid
the course was laid
and i've paid and paid and paid
flushing is o k in n j
u can hold it
u have a drunk poet's bladder
read b tween the lines on my face
and climb up my nose
go into my brian
and then start pryin'
loose all the or u need
or is the crux of deciding
while ur itching to fly
the bairns will hae groaned
and the spows will hae moaned
and maybe u'll get boned
sometime :)

or ?

horrorizons r there 4 several reasons...they keep the black dogs from ...
horrorizons r there 4 several reasons...they keep the black dogs from ur sight. but u can still smell the shite from horny toes (picturated)
Credit: mouse from merced

the n

p s thanks for the peerage
how noble of u
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 17, 2015 - 03:45pm PT
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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 17, 2015 - 03:53pm PT
Fingers of Fate.

That Vali boy sure got fingers...[Click to View YouTube Video]
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Special set for MooseBlues.

Nice to have you back, Jack.
zBrown

Ice climber
BrujÚ de la Playa
Mar 17, 2015 - 08:24pm PT
Vali Racila live there in Merced?


I thought as much.


Any reefer head women 'round there?

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Leave the light on for ya, hurry on home

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zBrown

Ice climber
BrujÚ de la Playa
Mar 17, 2015 - 08:50pm PT
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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 17, 2015 - 09:55pm PT
It's plain to see that Windex is called for.

My glasses Rx has never been quite what I wanted, also.

And I'm older than that now, so I know better than to try to slip anything past you, brujo.

The joke is on all of us, too--Randy, Larry, myself, Jim, and Clint.

Did you ever see the Jeremy Irons film, Reversal of Fortune?

It has nothing to do with why the slides were reversed.

At least that's been cleared up.

I've left a call-back number with Dershowitz and with Belli's office.

So, GO AHEAD AND SUE ME, AZZHAT!
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And I'll see your Reefer Head Woman with this song, The Weed Smoker's Dream, brujo me bucko! Arrgh!
[Click to View YouTube Video]You got Hot Tuna,
I got Smokin' Hot Tuna.

You got Vesuvius,
I got Chimborazo.

You got Captain Nemo,
I got Captain Crunch.

You got shirts,
I got skinz.

You got Gnome,
I got Dick Ellsworth.

That is, if you'd rather settle in half-court.


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