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throwpie

Trad climber
Berkeley
Oct 17, 2013 - 05:02pm PT
At the divorce hearing, the judge turned to Micky and said, "I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie just because you said she was crazy". "I never said she was crazy, your honor, I said she was f*#king Goofy."
Captain...or Skully

climber
Oct 17, 2013 - 05:02pm PT
Hey mouse...dig it
Waiting in line to offload that oil...sideways apparently
Waiting in line to offload that oil...sideways apparently
Credit: Captain...or Skully
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 17, 2013 - 06:40pm PT
The Captain is on deck! Now serving Truck number nine...number nine...number nine.



Yet another vintage '90s flick.

The left one, here it comes!

Yer welcome even if yer the tax guy, Ron Anderson.

Tanks Splitter.
Credit: mouse from merced

Throwpie, look out for the right hand! The one with the chocolate pudding pie!

Pie in the face for telling that sleepy old joke.

Here's a Facelift cup ful of white zin, raised to Brown Peak, widow's peaks, and mountaineering jargon, aka "peak-speak."

http://bestilllife.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-widows-peak-study.html

"Class II, the museum awaits, lads."--Dr. Spalding

Another 90s classic told us to "Follow the Money."

"She's a very rich widow, all right--a widow bit TOO rich.  I'll help ...
"She's a very rich widow, all right--a widow bit TOO rich. I'll help her out by snagging the surplus."--Grouchow Marks, the con-man
Credit: mouse from merced
They never stop hauling gold out of YO, shut-down or no.

zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
Oct 17, 2013 - 09:48pm PT
Let there be light, or dirt, or both.



However, I do have two questions.

Floor of the tank on the upstream side of the Twin Towers of El Portal.

Is this the tank the motorcycle rider used to do loops in?

Ate those tats on Sly real?

Well, three.

Is that the window that Bob Dylan was so concerned with?

Are you frightened of the box you keep him in
While his genocide fools and his friends rearrange
Their religion of the little tin women
That backs up their views but your face is so bruised
Come on out the dark is beginning

Can you please crawl out your window?
Use your arms and legs it won’t ruin you








mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 17, 2013 - 11:44pm PT
Melting pot
Smoking hot
Tater tot
New York bought
twenty-four bucks
what a deal
but I could have gotten you wholesale

Trains.


Boo G. Wouldjee.


Rockabilly whalers.


Bad Indians.


the yosemite band of mishmash
the yosemite brand of facelift trash
the one-eyed smile of Kenneth Rash (Cherokee)
the sound of beads clicking just like cash

Johnny CASH/Reading The Cremation of Sam McGee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ObMfs8pxc

And the flames just soar!

Please close that door!

Were you barn in a born?




zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
Oct 18, 2013 - 03:46pm PT
A baby kidnapped my dingo.

Maybe not everybody's cup of tea
Maybe not everybody's cup of tea
Credit: zBrown
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 18, 2013 - 07:12pm PT
I licked the baby and I liked it.
I licked the baby and I liked it.
Credit: mouse from merced

Driving into the Sun Blues.
Driving into the Sun Blues.
Credit: mouse from merced
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Oct 18, 2013 - 08:16pm PT
Flame on Mouse!
Still sportin a beard my friend?

zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
Oct 18, 2013 - 10:59pm PT
YOU HEARD IT HERE SECOND!! OFF BELAY.

It’s Official: A Dingo Did Eat Her Baby





http://jonathanturley.org/2012/06/12/its-official-a-dingo-did-eat-her-baby/
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
Oct 18, 2013 - 11:24pm PT
Cleaning windows.

neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Oct 19, 2013 - 12:55am PT
hey there say, skully.... wow, you showed up here, :)


say, been wondering about something... so was waiting 'til you were around about at the ol' taco...

email me, please, as usual, when i email you:
my emails seem to get lost on their way to finding you, :)) :(

say, hope all is well and good, too!
god bless!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 19, 2013 - 12:58am PT
CLEANING WINDOWS LYRICS

Oh, the smell of the bakery from across the street, got in my nose
As we carried our ladders down the street with the wrought-iron gate rows
I went home and listened to Jimmie Rodgers in my lunch-break
Bought five woodbines at the shop on the corner
And went straight back to work

Oh, Sam was up on top and I was on the bottom with the V
We went for lemonade and Paris buns at the shop and broke for tea
I collected from the lady and I cleaned the fanlight inside-out
I was blowing saxophone on the weekend in that down joint

What's my line? I'm happy cleaning windows
Take my time, I'll see you when my love grows
Baby don't let it slide, I'm a working man in my prime
Cleaning windows, number thirty-six

I heard Leadbelly and Blind Lemon on the street where I was born
Sonny Terry, Brownie McGee, Muddy Waters singin', "I'm a Rolling Stone"
I went home and read my Christmas Humphreys' book on Zen
Curiosity killed the cat, Kerouac's 'Dharma Bums' and 'On The Road'

What's my line? I'm happy cleaning windows
Take my time, I'll see you when my love grows
Baby don't let it slide, I'm a working man in my prime
Cleaning windows

What's my line? I'm happy cleaning windows
Will I take my time? I'll see you when my love grows
Don't let it slide, I'm a working man in my prime
Cleaning windows
Songwriters
VAN MORRISON


Is this one going out to CosmicCragsman?

F...ing-A, Tweety!

Credit: GI
Credit: GI
Credit: GI

Hiya, Dwain!

Nicely cameo-ed, neebee!

Say, CAP! Listen to her plea, dude.



neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Oct 19, 2013 - 02:09am PT
hey there say, mouse! just got back in time to say, thanks for the great email updates...

this time of year here, as, well, is getting very 'fallish' and the
leaves are turning nice...

will send you email, soon...

:)

got to babysit tomorrow though...

happy supertopo eve to all!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 19, 2013 - 05:45am PT
don't cry for the fool who laughs at misfortune
when things go awry for him
but don't crack a smile, either
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
Oct 19, 2013 - 10:47am PT
mouse spider


mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 21, 2013 - 03:35am PT
What a mug!


I'm damn sure I can hear a train coming...
8:00 a.m.  Right on time.
8:00 a.m. Right on time.
Credit: mouse from merced
It's actually the El Portal school bus. High-ballin', too!



Water tank bands at the YVRR exhibit in El Portal.
Water tank bands at the YVRR exhibit in El Portal.
Credit: mouse from merced
"There are some really crappy bands around here."--a resident of El Portal, Biff, a former contestant on the Gong Show

Marlow, the gents are cool and need to come to Yosemite. You, too.

T Hocking, get that banjerine out and start limbering up for Facelift 2014.

zBrown, stop playin' with yer food.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 21, 2013 - 07:32am PT
The question has often been asked, "So. What did you do yesterday??"

Well, I am able to answer that, "I went to Lake Yosemite. I had a long walk up the Merced Irrigation District's Main Canal, which feeds directly off the Merced. So, starting at the parking lot at the end of Old Lake Road, I proceeded to an old concrete bridge, crossed it, got into some slightly rising terrain on that bank, called a halt and turned around about a mile or so south of the Highest Point Closest to Town--or is it the Closest Highest Point to Town. It's confusing. Anyway, babble on like a mud hen, I will, usless birds."

This was the 19th, Saturday. It was a miniature course in geography. It was hot, but not roasting. I saw not one other person, not even a golfer on the thirteenth hole at Merced Hills Golf Club.


Credit: mouse from merced

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Credit: mouse from merced

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Credit: mouse from merced

Credit: mouse from merced
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Credit: mouse from merced

Credit: mouse from merced

Credit: mouse from merced

This bend in the anal takes you over to G Grade, about a mile of walki...
This bend in the anal takes you over to G Grade, about a mile of walking. My car was parked where it would be locked up at 5:00 p.m. Time to go now.
Credit: mouse from merced

Credit: mouse from merced

It was a good little eden, perfect for my species of rodent.  The comm...
It was a good little eden, perfect for my species of rodent. The commute is killer, though.
Credit: mouse from merced

Start of the return journey.
Start of the return journey.
Credit: mouse from merced

Credit: mouse from merced
Those were mostly the flying birds whose portraits are worthy for your eyes.

The foliage is not truly changing to fall. Wait a week or two.

I'll be back.

Credit: mouse from merced
The inlet lake off the canal's terminus.








mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 21, 2013 - 08:46pm PT
Could be the worst boondoggle disaster ever, though much of it has potential.
--Jaybro, and I take it out of context from the Ender's Game thread



Sitting alone in the dark
Listening to the lyrics of a meadowlark
Nothing getting in the way
It's the best part of a summer's day
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 21, 2013 - 10:08pm PT
Flying to the sun.
Flying to the sun.
Credit: mouse from merced

Flying over the sun.
Flying over the sun.
Credit: mouse from merced

Bookends.
Bookends.
Credit: mouse from merced

Or two eggs.
Or two eggs.
Credit: mouse from merced

A SUMMER EVENING
by Isaac Watts

How fine has the day been! how bright was the sun!
How lovely and joyful the course that he run.
Though he rose in a mist when his race he begun,
And there followed some droppings of rain!
But now the fair traveller's come to the west,
His rays are all gold, and his beauties are best.
He paints the sky gay as he sinks to his rest,
And foretells a bright rising again.

Just such is the Christian; his course he begins
Like the sun in a mist, when he mourns for his sins,
And melts into tears; then he breaks out and shines,
And travels his heavenly way;
But when he comes nearer to finish his race,
Like a fine setting sun, he looks richer in grace,
And gives a sure hope, at the end of his day,
Of rising in brighter array.

Credit: mouse from merced
Old-school engraving.






mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 21, 2013 - 10:27pm PT
band·width
noun ELECTRONICS
1.
the range of frequencies within a given band, in particular that used for transmitting a signal.
2.
the energy or mental capacity required to deal with a situation.
"he lives alone, and says he doesn't have the bandwidth to handle a steady relationship"

This is not a description of a Sensitive New Age Guy.

Sounds more like a burn-out.



Seven miles in one minute using solid rocket fuel.

More wide band for the Great Machine.
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