beef supreme
climber
the west
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Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 12, 2012 - 12:49pm PT
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so, I went to the store yesterday for some food. got some of those cheap bean and cheese microwave burritos (don't like the cheap burritos with the meats- just don't trust the quality of the meats, perhaps it's just ground up tendons and floor scraps cut heavily with TVP...)
anyhow, I get home and realize.... awww, shit! I don't have a microwave. Total fail moment. I was seriously thinking how easy they'd be to cook and duh... well, oven cooked microwave burritos leave a little to be desired (namely texture due to lack of water in the burrito itself) but anything is palatable with enough hot sauce. cholulua or chipotle tabasco are my personal favs.
that was my fail moment of the day, well, yesterday to be precise, but since I just turned the oven on (lunch) I was shamefully reminded of my fail.
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limpingcrab
Trad climber
the middle of CA
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Oct 12, 2012 - 12:54pm PT
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I once tried to climb a radio tower and got electrocuted in the side of the head. There's still a scar where there should be a sideburn. At the time you could see my zygomatic bone where it melted a hole through my hood and into my face.
That was one of my personal fail moments
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Ron Anderson
Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:01pm PT
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back in high school i was at a party gettin lit, and accidentally picked up a glass FULL OF CHEW SPIT and NASTY ASS LUNG OYSTERS and it got as far as hitting my lips! I vomited...FAIL!!!!!!!!
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Don Paul
Big Wall climber
Colombia, South America
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:10pm PT
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Just fry em up in a pan with oil!
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locker
Gym climber
DUH!!!...
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:12pm PT
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I paid $25.00 for a GUD Circle K hooker...
and lost my load within 20seconds of "half and half"...
FAILURE!!!...
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Ron Anderson
Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:12pm PT
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damm i NEED to raise my PRICES!;-)
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locker
Gym climber
DUH!!!...
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:14pm PT
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"That un thar, haz a purdy mouff"...
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Ron Anderson
Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:15pm PT
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SQUUUUEEEELLL PIGGAY!
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:24pm PT
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half and half Shud'a taken a trip 'around the world' first, wuda delayed things for a bit while ya took in all the scenery, etc. (sights, sounds, & taste's) lol!
"Circle K hooker" Uhm...maybe not!!
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locker
Gym climber
DUH!!!...
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:25pm PT
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"SoooEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"...
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FAILURE!!!...
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Ron Anderson
Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:26pm PT
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"taste what the last guy had fer breakfast??"
edit : OHHWWNOOOO its NED!!!!!!!!!!!!BWuaaahahahahaa,, dont know about you, but that movie FREAKED me out when i first saw it! The hand at the end!
edit: nowdays it would be like going to a TOOL concert....
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T Hocking
Trad climber
Redding, Ca
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:27pm PT
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Paddle faster, I hear banjo music!!!
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locker
Gym climber
DUH!!!...
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:30pm PT
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"Shud'a taken a trip 'around the world' first"...
Like Jimi Hendrix said...
"Are you EXPERIENCED???"...
Appears that you are too...
LOL!!!...
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Hankster
Social climber
Zakynthos
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:40pm PT
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I once tried to climb a radio tower and got electrocuted in the side of the head. There's still a scar where there should be a sideburn. At the time you could see my zygomatic bone where it melted a hole through my hood and into my face.
One of the greatest stories ever told on ST, IMO.
My personal fail..
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graniteclimber
Trad climber
The Illuminati -- S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Division
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Oct 12, 2012 - 01:45pm PT
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oven cooked microwave burritos leave a little to be desired (namely texture due to lack of water in the burrito itself) but anything is palatable with enough hot sauce.
Wrap them in aluminum foil to retain the moisture before you put them in the oven. They will come out better than if you'd used a microwave.
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beef supreme
climber
the west
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 12, 2012 - 02:26pm PT
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limpingcrab- dude! so do you have a wicked sideburn on one side and just a 'burn' on the other! ?crazy ass story for sure, sounds like you're lucky you didn't get thrown off the tower by the sound of it.
good idea on the aluminum foil. next time I'll have a much 'fresher' lunch.
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beef supreme
climber
the west
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 12, 2012 - 02:39pm PT
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whew... whats the story on that one?
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xtrmecat
Big Wall climber
Kalispell, Montanagonia
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Oct 12, 2012 - 02:40pm PT
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Hey beefsupreme. Here is my latest. I took off to the edge of nowhere to work for a better life than what I can have by staying home. Good money, just have no time to have anything else. What was I thinking. No life at all outside of the jobsites.
I can see a trip to Zion in the very near future, crack in the cosmic egg, perhaps...??
Burly Bob
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michaeld
Sport climber
Sacramento
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Oct 12, 2012 - 02:40pm PT
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"It all started with a beautiful woman I was seeing...." - DMT
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