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BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
Oct 13, 2012 - 03:56pm PT
Bail;

Kant pound ur chest to signal victory!

No strength in the lungs; to hold a sail!

Ur blood has kurdulled; with lack of inhale!

Feel your heart race; like the sounds heard; from when there's hail!

Bones feel stiff; brittle; weak; frail!

Don't look'in the mirror; or you may see pale!

The walk to the fridge; was that of a snail!

My God; it took you a week to get the mail!

Whilst U were out; you forgot to get bread; cause what u got is stale!

Don't tell me; you ain't got no gray whale!

Lacking discipline; that's where you fail!

Sure;you work all day; Pound'in that nail!

Even mother nature disciplines her young; jus look at the Quail!

You better pay your bills Bob; before U end up in jail!

Fuc all that nonsense; bout vertebrae's in shale!

Don't worry in tomorrow; right here is where we Hale!

It's being recorded; down to the last detail!

Having a brother in Jesus; is what your life don't entail!


Whilst standing on the edge; lean on His Word for stability not to flail!

I'm tell'in ya here Brother; His Love wil never fail!

For His blood covered us; when they drove in that nail!

So; the Law's not rigid;as that of a rail!

All He ask's of you; is to send praise like a Gail!

Well; I've said enough; it's time; for me too ....!

Jus Curtail'in
BB
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Oct 13, 2012 - 05:55pm PT
Splitter

It was all FACTS. And I haven't even mentioned zeenyboppers Largo, MikeL and WBraun. That would just be too f*#king boring...
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 13, 2012 - 06:44pm PT

don't it make you feel bad
when you're
trying to find your way home
you don't know
which way to go




let my pumpkins go
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Oct 14, 2012 - 03:08am PT
^^^ Elephant to elephant-trainer, "This is your head, watch what I will do to it if you ever piss me off again!"
Anastasia

climber
InLOVEwithAris.
Oct 14, 2012 - 03:23am PT
What? I thought we had enough talent in that department without being egged on.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 14, 2012 - 04:27am PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 17, 2012 - 10:49am PT
Jeremy

Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
Oct 17, 2012 - 11:41am PT
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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 17, 2012 - 07:52pm PT

Hadde nok enna?
beef supreme

climber
the west
Oct 17, 2012 - 08:07pm PT




mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 17, 2012 - 08:20pm PT
Doodie calls us all to prevent smellf-esteem. Indeedie-doo!
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
Oct 17, 2012 - 08:21pm PT
Credit: Ron Anderson



waddya expect from a taxidermist!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 7, 2013 - 01:52pm PT
Credit: mouse from merced
Darth Tater pulled Rowdy Duty today.
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 7, 2013 - 01:55pm PT


COOL SHOT!!!...


Can you imagine one of these great creatures getting a hold of you???...

FUKING A!!!...

...
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jan 7, 2013 - 02:00pm PT
the elephant would be just as BAD !



and DARTH TATER!!! gots to get me one of those lol!
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 7, 2013 - 02:02pm PT

Ron...

and an alligator wouldn't be much fun either...

Nor a Lion...

Nor a Shark...

Nor a HUMAN...



I was speaking SPECIFICALLY about a GORILLA...

;-)
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jan 7, 2013 - 02:05pm PT
suffice to say,, we wouldnt last but a second or two wrastlin them gorrill-uhs..They would bat us into the spirit world with one backhand. Then rip our arms off and beat our lifeless bodies with them, and then have,, cadaver sex with us..
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 7, 2013 - 02:08pm PT

"Then rip our arms off"...

Now we're getting somewhere!!!...

Yeah!!!...

That's what I was picturing...

Frightening thought...


EDITED:

They could litterally just PULL YOU APART and then beat you with your own limbs...

FUK!!!...
Chewybacca

Trad climber
Montana, Whitefish
Jan 7, 2013 - 02:27pm PT
Rowdy MulletMan beats wimpy mulletdude with his own arm.
Norwegian

Trad climber
Pollock Pines, California
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 24, 2013 - 07:23pm PT
bring back the boobs.
this place is going to the wind..

buncha top ropers,
driving this place
(not that top-roping is wrong)
but we got our hands and minds
on something rowdy here,

spiders crawling across the page is keen,
crawl up the crack...
high and higher above that sparse
protection..

believe in and practice the absurd.

that's what climbers do.
that's what supertopo should, too.
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