I decided I was too kind and brotherly, u weenie the hardness of a pile of wet sawdust.
u need a good fingering, ya puss.
u wants to get flamed, u stands the fvck by.
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My niece, Sara, Ike's kid, hates Hummer IIs because of the pretentious ownership and the idea that they are so f*#king special makes her want to flip them off. She began seeking photos of the same. We should campaign to give u the finger for as long as u can take it, u puke. u are not special. u are the fame as fuss.
They've taken away the first two letters of "you" and left u with a loser named i.
u are now Secret Agent Tree. u are now just like Jason Bourne. u better have a problem with that.
Stop acting like such an old woman.
Old Woman of the Woods-Lives/lived just off the N. side road in YV near Manure Pile Buttress.
It's Hummer IIs that are the trouble. I like the idea of twin hummers, though.
I'm not finished with the Weej.
May Floridians move into your patch, erect a single-wide, and may their yipping yip-yips keep u awake at night and plague u at all hours otherwise, not to mention the duck-pond the new neighbors have installed.
Credit: survival
May u run into a horde of these.
F*#k Hummers!
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May u run into bees that are really pissed.
May u get stuck in an elevator having to listen to crap like this.
else,though, because u may see some light yet, fingering it all out like a really stuck booger, and be the better for it.
While we roast u, remember the Appreciation Thread, the birthday wishes.
u needn't worry about the killfile* or the twit list or the bozo bin.
Or the PLONK, the dreaded fish.
*(On the Taco, it should be called the Grease Pan.)
Edit: Vikings never whine. They just drink up the plundered plonk and pillage the pussy! Touche on that Muppety Madness, that Berserk Buncha Booty-hounds!
Ok, so I gotta admit I appreciate Norwegian's sensibities and his ability to, say, "turn a phrase". But try as I may (honestly, I didn't try for that long), I can't buy the whole falling up thing when I have such vivid (for me) recollections of the reverse. But then, I'm admittedly a philistine about things of this nature.
So why all the hate for us peep's from North AmericA?
edit:Us All AmericA'n Dirtbag's (& a few urban yuppies) revel in our rowdyness. It is in our nature/blood (c the American Revolution & Civil War, etc). As far as the KanooK's go, well, although i was born in the usa/seattle, all the rest of my family hails from CB, NS Canada, so I can also speak for them. The CB'ers hate the queen & piss on her likeness (canadian $ bill) whenever they get good and drunk (every saturday night) or at least all my relatives & friends did. So, yeah, they be rowdy!
else,though, because u may see some light yet, fingering it all out like a really stuck booger, and be the better for it.
Let us know!