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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 12, 2012 - 05:52pm PT
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Hummers? Nothing.
It's Hummer IIs that are the trouble. I like the idea of twin hummers, though.
I'm not finished with the Weej.
May Floridians move into your patch, erect a single-wide, and may their yipping yip-yips keep u awake at night and plague u at all hours otherwise, not to mention the duck-pond the new neighbors have installed.
May u run into a horde of these.
May u run into bees that are really pissed.
May u get stuck in an elevator having to listen to crap like this.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
 else,though, because u may see some light yet, fingering it all out like a really stuck booger, and be the better for it.
While we roast u, remember the Appreciation Thread, the birthday wishes.
u needn't worry about the killfile* or the twit list or the bozo bin.
Or the PLONK, the dreaded fish.
*(On the Taco, it should be called the Grease Pan.)
Edit: Vikings never whine. They just drink up the plundered plonk and pillage the pussy! Touche on that Muppety Madness, that Berserk Buncha Booty-hounds!
Remember this is for our own good, not urs.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Oct 12, 2012 - 06:46pm PT
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Oct 12, 2012 - 06:51pm PT
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Hell yeah!
Keep life rowdy and weird!
When we do this, ST will as well.
Viva Rareza!!!
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eeyonkee
Trad climber
Golden, CO
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Oct 12, 2012 - 08:22pm PT
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Ok, so I gotta admit I appreciate Norwegian's sensibities and his ability to, say, "turn a phrase". But try as I may (honestly, I didn't try for that long), I can't buy the whole falling up thing when I have such vivid (for me) recollections of the reverse. But then, I'm admittedly a philistine about things of this nature.
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Oct 12, 2012 - 09:30pm PT
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Marlow - Is there some fact I've forgotten?
Marlow, my brother, rowdiness is universal...
So why all the hate for us peep's from North AmericA?
edit:Us All AmericA'n Dirtbag's (& a few urban yuppies) revel in our rowdyness. It is in our nature/blood (c the American Revolution & Civil War, etc). As far as the KanooK's go, well, although i was born in the usa/seattle, all the rest of my family hails from CB, NS Canada, so I can also speak for them. The CB'ers hate the queen & piss on her likeness (canadian $ bill) whenever they get good and drunk (every saturday night) or at least all my relatives & friends did. So, yeah, they be rowdy!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 12, 2012 - 09:33pm PT
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Leggs shot at him. You missed. Good idea but a little over the top, really.:;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;..;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;:: In case you're wondering, this is a chain with one broke tooth.
This is a gal named Chain with several missing teeth.. ... . .....
She looks like she's missing u!
We tried to be all nice and u weren't interested. u were unmoved.
Maybe parody still works.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 12, 2012 - 09:48pm PT
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Grandiose and profuse apologies to the Star of the Tuolumne Way
Reproduction Without Orgasm
bring us ur vulnerabilities
foo-foo sentiments and righteous behavior
confront risk, here on supertopo
i want to encourage some spark
as a matter of imagination the dust should and must fly
at speedy passage when he was 17!
And the version WBurner concocted. No apology needed, Werner. It'strictly business. Brisk and to the point. Unlike i. There is no title as that's the Werner Way.
why spend ur time on friction?
string ur well-being out on learning to belay, dork.
i don't care how u spend ur money.
buy a used x-box from me?
fat guy sold it to me and i took it in exchage for some balls he believed were urs!
stupid!
i don't care how u earn ur dough.
just don't let the LEOs spot u pimping ur sister out here on the sidewalds of reality.
they won't just beat the emotional reality outta u!
u got a mind like a pair of dimes and a neck like a stack of 'em.
stay the hell outta the valley till u grow a pair
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Dave Johnson
Mountain climber
Sacramento, CA
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Oct 12, 2012 - 10:24pm PT
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Norwegian, you speak the truth
As you always do
But do you have the nerve
To speak to our God of Snow?
What will you do
When you are called?
Rowdy, you want?
Rowdy, you'll get
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beef supreme
climber
the west
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Oct 12, 2012 - 11:29pm PT
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yes!!! ween!!
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 12, 2012 - 11:33pm PT
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deleted
out of rowdiness
i suppose
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 12, 2012 - 11:35pm PT
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more tame - Four Dead in Ohio?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:04am PT
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Per Ween's suggestion
ur a million miles from the grave
weejust know why u rave
about last year's sh#t, u knave
so ur breath u might as well save
NOONE's listening cuz they've
quit the dead and all gone u wave
u are just a HERMIT with cave
u need to be hit with a stave
so u won't keep feeling a slave
stand in the corner till u learn to behave
Yes, that's right. Some crazy bitch ghost is gonna come when ur trying to sleep but the yippers ain't having that, and the ducks are just as ducking loud and boisterous as at noone. And the old lady's dreaming about...well, I can't go there, so I won't.
Anyway, she's gonna come. And ur not. And then she's gonna make u stand in the corner while she drinks the rest of ur beer. And then the old lady's maybe gonna wake up and ask for the twenty cents change from ur sixer! And u only got four! And then u can wake up and go back to work. Ouch!
HA!
Beat that, Kerouac!
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:15am PT
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that's hard to beat mouse, but the war is over
EDIT: Bob Dylan won
Poetry, it was clear, was a contact sport.
coulda sworn this was behind the Partisan, but what do i know
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 13, 2012 - 12:19am PT
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you all are pitch-spittin
crackles issuing of our
controlled burn.
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Some Random Guy
Trad climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:23am PT
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well if we're invloving ween in this then THIS is the song
[Click to View YouTube Video]
back door beauty bitches!
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:33am PT
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Marlow - Oh, I get it bro, your showing your ROWDY side! Yo' the man, way to KickAzz on us AmerikA'ns! lol
edit: Brandon - "Ween rocks" -- Yes indeed, Ween ROCKS!!
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