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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 11, 2012 - 03:00pm PT
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hell our founding father sent upper grade captain aid
at speedy passage when he was 17!
im lonely in my wreckless attack on the absurd!
offend me! insult my mother!
the dust should and must fly.
otherwise this becomes just another
stupid fuking facebook with
foo-foo sentiments and righteous behavior.
in my observation this chance
should not succumb to the cowardice
of the religious right.
"oh no! i'll die without loose change,
and im afraid of a firey place that isn't,"
come on suitors,
run the conversation out a little!
bring us your venerabilities;
confront risk, here on supertopo.
hell we're climbings.
as a matter of imagination
im going to hell to rearrange our furniture...
ill place a beer on mary's pillow
and hope that she gets some nooky
instead of just collapsing into
reproduction without orgasm.
anyway i've lost my intent,
but from what i recall,
i want to encourage some spark
on this site, some flair,
some folly, some ridicule,
some fist fights,
some tears,
some risk.
john. werner.
you two are guilty as hell.
you belong to the horizon that we aim for.
and here you are arguing about
relativity and ketchup.
jesus, let down your haris,
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2012 - 03:05pm PT
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im going back to skool
so i can be a doctor,
or maybe a lawyer.
that way i can reaalign
your physiology or skew the application of wrong laws.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2012 - 03:06pm PT
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ekay you gotta try harder to
be sharp!
you tell me with conviction to
go put on a skirt!
oh wait that's not it,
don't backpeddal for fear of hurt feelings.
we can take the ridicule; the questioning.
these things grow us beyond our paradigm mind
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:12pm PT
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You want rowdy?
OK
take this punk
and when he talked to phones instead chairs
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2012 - 03:26pm PT
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we as a lot found
the mountain;
left the common plane;
at beckoning's beyond our comfort.
we bounce about reality
rather than slide down it.
we argue with mass's bitch
rather than lay down and live.
why the f*#k would you string your well being
out on friscky frictions?
when you could just stroll down,
everyday,
the sidewalks of eternity?
and spend your money responsibly.
and earn your income respectably.
why?
because your heads are f*#king skewed,
when placed akin to our evolutionary brethren.
we as a species are cursed
with a generation of intelligent understanding
that is incompatible with the maturing of our
physical entity.
please beat the emotional f*#k outta me.
otherwise i c#&% understand my smile
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:31pm PT
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Phuk U Phreak!
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Fletcher
Trad climber
Fumbling towards stone
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:35pm PT
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Fuk yeah! Wouldn't have it any other way, my friend!
And if the main bar is getting way too wacked for you, then there's always a few beautiful souls chillin' in a corner up on the roof... checkin' out the action below...
And the sky above.
When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro!
English Beat! Thanks Nita... that made my day!
Eric
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bergbryce
Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:37pm PT
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clown theme + rowdy
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Leggs
Sport climber
A true CA girl, who landed in the desert...
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:43pm PT
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You have a way with words, Norwegian ... I like it.
I'm not too rowdy (where is PTC when I need her scary ass?!) ... sorry!
But I've always enjoyed this photo of TipToe (rip)
Discuss and fight.
~PEACE!
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:48pm PT
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First of all, you gotta dress the part:
but
be careful out there, sometimes rowdy is as rowdy does
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Leggs
Sport climber
A true CA girl, who landed in the desert...
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:56pm PT
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First of all, you gotta dress the part:
Will this do, Brownie?
I won the fight. :)
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2012 - 03:57pm PT
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we are inherited, beyond.
because, when we fall,
we fall up.
newton be damned,
when you are beyond the common,
recession is actually gain.
descent equals better views,
what? equals black eyes.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:58pm PT
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Urwegian, Ourwegian,
Outweejeousness has gotten me practically noplace
I'd rather be what I get than whee I be and
i be not u in that nonsensical new bullage shut yer mouth I ain't done
u know we are not tailicking to an invisible chair of wood but of rock
our ugly stoney group visage
gazedly looking at ur sillen expression of dislight
and dismembering skanky pillows of surrealism not apparent to unsiders
and leaping for dykes on traveller's blues
I guess u and I been down this highway 40
more times than we both probably need
there is no metaphor for life to hand u
no rope, as it were
I sold mine
I spent too much time on the golf course
in my life to run a scam on u
I am not here to berate or scathe u
I simply think I need a Viagra gal in my life
son't care if she's a GF or a wife
hell's sister will do probably fun and unholy things if I ask
or maybe ur sister, if ya got one
as song as she thinks she is ready to crew
my sailboat with a f*#ked up U-bolt
an the end of my yard, aft by the dismal cockpit
warned is armed: if u experience a poetic frenzy lasting more than four days, read our founding father's Articles of Constipation, take two shots of scotch, one bourbon, and as many beers as u can swill.
Then we'll all get Rowdy and bring him over to introduce him to u.
And make him bag pine needles for paper with our founding fathers' pictures on them.
Or just f*#kin' sit there thinkin' about Rockjoss and Chin Low.
Sh#t, Werner's bad enough.
Hell is being chained to a single night of drinking a week
Unsaid rules made up by some chinless haggard bitch
Who somewhat resembles a certain dream pillow except her chin's smaller
But boy can she ever wag it in bed ho-man
Who are u talking to, Weej? NOONE is listening!
Cue the zBrown real thang cure for the "blues on Thus" for HERMITS
Hues shoes dues screws yews news abuse chews snooze
Stupid Cosmic Hand Jive is alive:
It's Bo Diddley that heard ya son not us.
Shame on losers who squat on themselves
And blame it on their co-diners.
u put these damn words in my thoughts.
I should be watching the Giants.
If THEY lose, they'll be the giants.
u, i, are one short step from becoming norwegian.
Got me, small case?
Beter now have another beer
The real real thing of the moment.
Skoal, broder.
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Oct 11, 2012 - 04:51pm PT
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FACT IS:
This is the people of America in action:
[Click to View YouTube Video]
And Canada is a part of the Americas, the North American continent.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americas
[Click to View YouTube Video]
They're invincible as...... roaches... c*#k roaches... and the super-rats that rule NY...
And even so... some day... some day ... the whole bunch of them will, by fair means, end up as Chinese atheists...
.. and they will feel that they have finally arrived in Heaven...
Is there some FACT I have forgotten?
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beef supreme
climber
the west
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:28pm PT
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oh yea?!?!!!?
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:29pm PT
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I won the fight. :)
Congratulations Mademoiselle L'eggs.
You did not however, wear Da Brim so all your love is in vain.
der Kontrolleur zBraun
Addendum:
Trenchtown does indeed rock, that ain't no Chesterfield baby.
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:33pm PT
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Hopefully you don't wear that skirt when yer runnin that Stihl
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:38pm PT
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u, i, are one short step from becoming norwegian.
Well, technically I'm a lot more Finnish. However, Michele is technically Norwegian.
Can I say this? White Power. Keepin' the Ruskies down.
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Leggs
Sport climber
A true CA girl, who landed in the desert...
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:38pm PT
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Congratulations Mademoiselle L'eggs.
You did not however, wear Da Brim so all your love is in vain.
There is no pleasing you, is there, Monsieur Brown!? GEEZ.
~Miss Leggs
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:41pm PT
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Whaaal, MissyL
I'm actually pretty ez
I'm just average, common too
I'm just like him, the same as you
I'm everybody's brother and son
I ain't different than anyone
It ain't no use a-talking to me
It's just the same as talking to you.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:41pm PT
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:44pm PT
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:45pm PT
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Leggs
Sport climber
A true CA girl, who landed in the desert...
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:52pm PT
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I'm just average, common too
I'm just like him, the same as you
I'm everybody's brother and son
I ain't different than anyone
It ain't no use a-talking to me
It's just the same as talking to you.
Love me some Dylan... good call, Brownzie.
Now, get your ass back on my thread. :) MissyLeggs
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:53pm PT
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:54pm PT
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Starkweather and Chesterfield.
Starkweather later claimed that after killing Colvert he believed he had transcended his former self, reaching a new plane of existence in which he was above and outside the law.
Either that or he read Ayn Rand.
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paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
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Oct 11, 2012 - 07:08pm PT
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Oct 11, 2012 - 07:30pm PT
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YEP, I'm all for keeping supertopo ROWDY! ...HAILYEAH!!
As a matter of FAKT: I wanna...
[Click to View YouTube Video]
EDIT: Uhmmm, how many times have i been booted off ST? (lol) Rowdy is my middle name, folks!
WyoRockMan - "Rowdy Video" -- Now that's what I'm talkin' about! ...killer vid!!
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Sredni Vashtar
Social climber
Far West LA & UK
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Oct 11, 2012 - 07:59pm PT
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hey Ron, is that a taurus judge?
sorry for OT, curious is all
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Oct 11, 2012 - 08:07pm PT
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MORE COWBELL
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Oct 11, 2012 - 08:29pm PT
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Speaking of "middle names" I thought that was what ST was notorious for, its middle name ... SuperRowdyTopo!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 12, 2012 - 02:02pm PT
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I decided I was too kind and brotherly, u weenie the hardness of a pile of wet sawdust.
u need a good fingering, ya puss.
u wants to get flamed, u stands the fvck by.
My niece, Sara, Ike's kid, hates Hummer IIs because of the pretentious ownership and the idea that they are so f*#king special makes her want to flip them off. She began seeking photos of the same. We should campaign to give u the finger for as long as u can take it, u puke. u are not special. u are the fame as fuss.
They've taken away the first two letters of "you" and left u with a loser named i.
u are now Secret Agent Tree. u are now just like Jason Bourne. u better have a problem with that.
Stop acting like such an old woman.
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neversummer
Trad climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
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Oct 12, 2012 - 04:23pm PT
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One finger salute for everyone..
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 12, 2012 - 04:43pm PT
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 12, 2012 - 05:24pm PT
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I'm lonely in my wreckless attack on the absurd.
Don't be.
Feel better now? Try this!!!
I heard you traded in the Stihl for a Shitl. All the while dreaming of liths. You poor basstard.
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_9464594
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 12, 2012 - 05:52pm PT
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Hummers? Nothing.
It's Hummer IIs that are the trouble. I like the idea of twin hummers, though.
I'm not finished with the Weej.
May Floridians move into your patch, erect a single-wide, and may their yipping yip-yips keep u awake at night and plague u at all hours otherwise, not to mention the duck-pond the new neighbors have installed.
May u run into a horde of these.
May u run into bees that are really pissed.
May u get stuck in an elevator having to listen to crap like this.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
 else,though, because u may see some light yet, fingering it all out like a really stuck booger, and be the better for it.
While we roast u, remember the Appreciation Thread, the birthday wishes.
u needn't worry about the killfile* or the twit list or the bozo bin.
Or the PLONK, the dreaded fish.
*(On the Taco, it should be called the Grease Pan.)
Edit: Vikings never whine. They just drink up the plundered plonk and pillage the pussy! Touche on that Muppety Madness, that Berserk Buncha Booty-hounds!
Remember this is for our own good, not urs.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Oct 12, 2012 - 06:46pm PT
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Oct 12, 2012 - 06:51pm PT
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Hell yeah!
Keep life rowdy and weird!
When we do this, ST will as well.
Viva Rareza!!!
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eeyonkee
Trad climber
Golden, CO
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Oct 12, 2012 - 08:22pm PT
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Ok, so I gotta admit I appreciate Norwegian's sensibities and his ability to, say, "turn a phrase". But try as I may (honestly, I didn't try for that long), I can't buy the whole falling up thing when I have such vivid (for me) recollections of the reverse. But then, I'm admittedly a philistine about things of this nature.
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Oct 12, 2012 - 09:30pm PT
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Marlow - Is there some fact I've forgotten?
Marlow, my brother, rowdiness is universal...
So why all the hate for us peep's from North AmericA?
edit:Us All AmericA'n Dirtbag's (& a few urban yuppies) revel in our rowdyness. It is in our nature/blood (c the American Revolution & Civil War, etc). As far as the KanooK's go, well, although i was born in the usa/seattle, all the rest of my family hails from CB, NS Canada, so I can also speak for them. The CB'ers hate the queen & piss on her likeness (canadian $ bill) whenever they get good and drunk (every saturday night) or at least all my relatives & friends did. So, yeah, they be rowdy!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 12, 2012 - 09:33pm PT
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Leggs shot at him. You missed. Good idea but a little over the top, really.:;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;..;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;:: In case you're wondering, this is a chain with one broke tooth.
This is a gal named Chain with several missing teeth.. ... . .....
She looks like she's missing u!
We tried to be all nice and u weren't interested. u were unmoved.
Maybe parody still works.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 12, 2012 - 09:48pm PT
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Grandiose and profuse apologies to the Star of the Tuolumne Way
Reproduction Without Orgasm
bring us ur vulnerabilities
foo-foo sentiments and righteous behavior
confront risk, here on supertopo
i want to encourage some spark
as a matter of imagination the dust should and must fly
at speedy passage when he was 17!
And the version WBurner concocted. No apology needed, Werner. It'strictly business. Brisk and to the point. Unlike i. There is no title as that's the Werner Way.
why spend ur time on friction?
string ur well-being out on learning to belay, dork.
i don't care how u spend ur money.
buy a used x-box from me?
fat guy sold it to me and i took it in exchage for some balls he believed were urs!
stupid!
i don't care how u earn ur dough.
just don't let the LEOs spot u pimping ur sister out here on the sidewalds of reality.
they won't just beat the emotional reality outta u!
u got a mind like a pair of dimes and a neck like a stack of 'em.
stay the hell outta the valley till u grow a pair
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Dave Johnson
Mountain climber
Sacramento, CA
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Oct 12, 2012 - 10:24pm PT
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Norwegian, you speak the truth
As you always do
But do you have the nerve
To speak to our God of Snow?
What will you do
When you are called?
Rowdy, you want?
Rowdy, you'll get
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beef supreme
climber
the west
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Oct 12, 2012 - 11:29pm PT
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yes!!! ween!!
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 12, 2012 - 11:33pm PT
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deleted
out of rowdiness
i suppose
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 12, 2012 - 11:35pm PT
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more tame - Four Dead in Ohio?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:04am PT
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Per Ween's suggestion
ur a million miles from the grave
weejust know why u rave
about last year's sh#t, u knave
so ur breath u might as well save
NOONE's listening cuz they've
quit the dead and all gone u wave
u are just a HERMIT with cave
u need to be hit with a stave
so u won't keep feeling a slave
stand in the corner till u learn to behave
Yes, that's right. Some crazy bitch ghost is gonna come when ur trying to sleep but the yippers ain't having that, and the ducks are just as ducking loud and boisterous as at noone. And the old lady's dreaming about...well, I can't go there, so I won't.
Anyway, she's gonna come. And ur not. And then she's gonna make u stand in the corner while she drinks the rest of ur beer. And then the old lady's maybe gonna wake up and ask for the twenty cents change from ur sixer! And u only got four! And then u can wake up and go back to work. Ouch!
HA!
Beat that, Kerouac!
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:15am PT
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that's hard to beat mouse, but the war is over
EDIT: Bob Dylan won
Poetry, it was clear, was a contact sport.
coulda sworn this was behind the Partisan, but what do i know
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 13, 2012 - 12:19am PT
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you all are pitch-spittin
crackles issuing of our
controlled burn.
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Some Random Guy
Trad climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:23am PT
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well if we're invloving ween in this then THIS is the song
[Click to View YouTube Video]
back door beauty bitches!
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:33am PT
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Marlow - Oh, I get it bro, your showing your ROWDY side! Yo' the man, way to KickAzz on us AmerikA'ns! lol
edit: Brandon - "Ween rocks" -- Yes indeed, Ween ROCKS!!
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Captain...or Skully
climber
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:35am PT
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These internets aren't so rowdy. They just wish they could be. That sh#t happens in the Real.
Yee haw?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:37am PT
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You had yer chance, zBrown.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
zBrown, you have a lovely daughter.
Walkin' about, even in a crowd, well
You'll pick her out, makes a bloke feel so ROWD-y.
Charley, it ain't no good to pine.
u ain't no hermit like old staretz Herman, the Russky penguin-porking pervert.
No, u like trees.
u would rather be a hermit but fate does not permit
so u ought to just try and sh#t on ur saw while it's idling
do u feel bad that trees die at ur hands?
would u rather not save their souls by immolating them, which is what u are doing, mostly wood dies by fire.
but it's the same kind of cycle that water experiences, so why give it a second thought?
they are no more grateful or hateful dead than alive.
us woodchuckin' mice certainly figured that out.
why are u upset?
really.
I'll send u a tenner if u figure it out, Sawbuck.Meantime, I am braying anovena to startz Herman on ur behalf and for the souls of all the faithfully departed trees u have victimized, wittingly or unwittingly, by omission or commision.
Staretz Herman's life as a mystic began when St. Mary, the so-called woman who gave birth to Jesus of Nazareth, favored him with a cure when she visited him in the night. OOOO-oooooh, OOOO-oooooh! A ghost!
u are controlled when u write. why fight it? why? u, always with the y, but seldom seen in print together. this is a simpson's episode.
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:42am PT
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Well, mousie I like what you wrote, maybe I shoulda said so
You just gotta fight
for your right
to be
white
I'm anxious or Angus, never angry
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:54am PT
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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rowdy
row·dy adjective \ˈrau̇-dē\
row·di·errow·di·est
Definition of ROWDY
: coarse or boisterous in behavior : rough; also : characterized by such behavior [rowdy local bars]
— row·di·ly adverb
— row·di·ness noun
— row·dy·ish adjective
Examples of ROWDY
a rowdy game of basketball
[a rowdy but good-natured group of teenagers]
Origin of ROWDY
perhaps irregular from row
First Known Use: 1819
Related to ROWDY
Synonyms: hell-raising, knockabout, rambunctious, raucous, robustious, roisterous, rollicking, boisterous, rumbustious [chiefly British]
Antonyms: orderly
Rhymes with ROWDY
cloudy, dowdy, howdy
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 13, 2012 - 12:59am PT
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other rhymes (no LeAnn)
shroudy
crowdy
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 13, 2012 - 01:53am PT
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"I am the porter that was barbarously slain in Fleet Street. - By the Mohocks and Hawkubites was I slain, when they laid violent hands upon me. They put their hook into my mouth, they divided my nostrils asunder, they sent me, as they thought, to my long home; but now I am returned again to foretell their destruction."
"From Mohock and from Hawkubite, Good Lord, deliver me! Who wander through the streets at night, Committing cruelty. They slash our sons with bloody knives, And on our daughters fall; And if they murder not our wives, We have good luck withal Coaches and chairs they overturn, Nay, carts most easily; Therefore from Gog and Magog, Good Lord, deliver me!"
May the Hawk u bite bite back!
May the hectors find ur weak spots!
May the Scourers wipe ur ass!
May the Nickers give u tiny nicks on ur soul!
May the Muns divide ur buns and sell 'em for lard to the Tityre Tus who'll then take that lard and use it to grease the rails u'll be riding to that hell of urs.
These Tacos got no depth to their rowdiness. They lack the killer instinct born of too much exposure to this man, the prince of darkness himself and ur mentor.
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/188584/scientists-name-a-new-type-of-wasp-after-lady-gaga/
ur just another insignificant branch of the insect subfamily family Scarabaeinae, which includes 5,000 species.
ur henceforth known to pseudo-science as Stipes tragula velum, the blind log roller, a species of dung beetle, a dead head-banger's nightmare.
u serve NOONE but ur self by whining.
So stop mooning. Let us help ur ass out.
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Moonshine, shadows, homemade wine
sleepy time moon dreams, and blue beams and new skemes
glad time, night waves, whirling by
memories of moonshine and our times and slow signs
moonshine man come feed me som of your souvenirs
and I'll be gone
Mr. moonshine man
I'm you greatest fan
come on feed me now and whenever you can
mr. moonshine man
mr. moonshine man
moonshine, shadows, homemade wine
sleepy time moon dreams and blue beams and new skemes
moonshine man come feed me some of your souvenirs
and I'll be gone
mr. moonshine man I'm your greatest fan
ad nauseam
I know of the SoCal Pumphouse boys can tell u the story of rowdy Chumash, as opposed to Mohocks.
The Catalina Lady, Lee Ann, might know it. She's a very humane person but she might have some rowdy things to say anyhow. I doubt it, but gotta give her a shot.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 13, 2012 - 08:56am PT
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It was eleven o'clock since the last Chumash wandered off looking for his bottle.
u're probably slumbered, lumbered with thoughts of what i (u) only know, impedimenta of ur twenty-cent brain. Baggage. Faggage. And possibly a reggae tune, if ur lucky.
Dreaming of a wench, a Dolt carta blanca, a big wallah screamah.
She's not a ghost of Xstasy Past. She's not ur Vers'd Nightmare, in fundamental funky style with some voice modification.
But she's a joy to dance to. Did u guys dance? Did she penetrate to u? And vice-versa?
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I sure don't want to break and enter and hit ur head with this metal object. But it might be called for.
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WAKE UP! Smell the rotting logs! Go chase the muttering sun as he gets with it and flip her off.
Or u can give me ur money. But u should listen to this first.
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Ev'ry body's laughing. Ev'ry body'a happy at you.
Such amen, old man. Always shouts out somethin' obscene.
Well, you should hate Polly Ethel Eenpam. She hates wood, not plastic, like a few, but plastic has it's uses, as u should but u don't. What's....
Oh, look out!!!! Sunday's off the phone to Monday, Friday's gone on walkabout, gone and who's gonna help u now, Weej? u're swampin' for ur self now. Now THAT'S a bitch.
And that bitch worked fifteen clubs a day and what do u do but sit there and whine.
u must have known the answer, too, but it so so doesn't make sense, does it?
WWJD?
Jelly Garcia, I mean. He would dig this crappy Beatle's opus and do something with it. He'd chop it with his ax. He'd strangle it and kill it and make it grateful, damn it to hell. Were he to damn it to hell and it were it grateful still, he'd put it on ice and let it simmer down, then watch it melt, collect it in a bottle, adulterate it with some faint blue tie dye and some soul, and sing Ripple, hitting the bottle beteween verses.
Take a lesson from this beating, or I'll swear I'm u in the streets of Reality City and say, "i'm pimping my seester." Which I would never do. I am not Mex and noone would believe me. "But she is mi hermana, verdado!" Then they'd ask me to sing Me 'n My Seester just to prove me wrong. And u don't know my sister, so shut the f*#k up, Wet Spot.
With u, u can never tell, so I'll be careful or it'll get all over my Facebook page. It's the "tell" on ur own face of "Maybe they do like me." It's like a smirk on a cactus, but it will come out in spines eventually. So I still don't trust. The kettle calling the pot black and fat, I know.
"Amentothatation" (Ay-men-too-that-ay-shun) is a process by which all are free to quit their hiding places once the danger is past in the game of Hide and Seek. Not to be confused with the game of Tag. It's common to both games. To be confused. About where they are, not about who's faster, the fat boy with the f*#ked-up Xbox or the Fat Gal with the lei on her neck. That's pretty confused, but u gotta go with the lei of the land. Both games are confusing. Regular kids are more amenable to them than FULLY GROWN OLD GOATS, it seems. STop playing games.
It's a little-known fact that "Amen to that!" is the called-for response to "OOOF!" and is a very similar idea to that which is expressed by the phrase, "Ollie, Ollie, oxen free," which is the traditional cry to restart the game of Hide and Seek. Ev'ry body rises from their "graves" and reports in to "Gabriel" and the whole thing begins over. This is the heavenly version of Hide and Seek, which is called there locally The Lost Sheep.
In hell they play Hyde and Sneak. I think it evolved from Off-Width and ev'ry body has to go up a never-ending, flaring, bomb-bay chimney while dodging Batso. And it's all in the dark, so u can imagine...
u like chimneys? It's the way u are. Love it.
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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Oct 13, 2012 - 03:56pm PT
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Bail;
Kant pound ur chest to signal victory!
No strength in the lungs; to hold a sail!
Ur blood has kurdulled; with lack of inhale!
Feel your heart race; like the sounds heard; from when there's hail!
Bones feel stiff; brittle; weak; frail!
Don't look'in the mirror; or you may see pale!
The walk to the fridge; was that of a snail!
My God; it took you a week to get the mail!
Whilst U were out; you forgot to get bread; cause what u got is stale!
Don't tell me; you ain't got no gray whale!
Lacking discipline; that's where you fail!
Sure;you work all day; Pound'in that nail!
Even mother nature disciplines her young; jus look at the Quail!
You better pay your bills Bob; before U end up in jail!
Fuc all that nonsense; bout vertebrae's in shale!
Don't worry in tomorrow; right here is where we Hale!
It's being recorded; down to the last detail!
Having a brother in Jesus; is what your life don't entail!
Whilst standing on the edge; lean on His Word for stability not to flail!
I'm tell'in ya here Brother; His Love wil never fail!
For His blood covered us; when they drove in that nail!
So; the Law's not rigid;as that of a rail!
All He ask's of you; is to send praise like a Gail!
Well; I've said enough; it's time; for me too ....!
Jus Curtail'in
BB
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Oct 13, 2012 - 05:55pm PT
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Splitter
It was all FACTS. And I haven't even mentioned zeenyboppers Largo, MikeL and WBraun. That would just be too f*#king boring...
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 13, 2012 - 06:44pm PT
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don't it make you feel bad
when you're
trying to find your way home
you don't know
which way to go
let my pumpkins go
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Oct 14, 2012 - 03:08am PT
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^^^ Elephant to elephant-trainer, "This is your head, watch what I will do to it if you ever piss me off again!"
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Anastasia
climber
InLOVEwithAris.
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Oct 14, 2012 - 03:23am PT
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What? I thought we had enough talent in that department without being egged on.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 14, 2012 - 04:27am PT
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 17, 2012 - 10:49am PT
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 17, 2012 - 07:52pm PT
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Hadde nok enna?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 17, 2012 - 08:20pm PT
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Doodie calls us all to prevent smellf-esteem. Indeedie-doo!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Darth Tater pulled Rowdy Duty today.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Pollock Pines, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 24, 2013 - 07:23pm PT
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bring back the boobs.
this place is going to the wind..
buncha top ropers,
driving this place
(not that top-roping is wrong)
but we got our hands and minds
on something rowdy here,
spiders crawling across the page is keen,
crawl up the crack...
high and higher above that sparse
protection..
believe in and practice the absurd.
that's what climbers do.
that's what supertopo should, too.
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Jan 24, 2013 - 07:24pm PT
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Fuk yeah muthafukers!!!
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Jan 24, 2013 - 08:08pm PT
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Gal
Trad climber
a semi lucid consciousness
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Jan 24, 2013 - 08:11pm PT
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I for one have decided to change my ways totally...
From now on I am going to be much more conservative...
I WANT to, "fit in"...
Whoa, wait a minute, you are going to "Kumbaya" on, Locker? Oh No!
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Jan 24, 2013 - 08:21pm PT
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Dude, with a boobie that small she HAS to be underaged! Paging the thought police! Paging t*r! Paging the FBI! I am OUTRAGED!!
Actually, I'm joking. Sorry 'bout that.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Pollock Pines, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 24, 2013 - 08:48pm PT
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im under-raged myself.
there's lays that protect me from
over-raged female suitors.
not that i patronize laws in
many matters or form,
the t*r i knew
could rowdy up with the worst of
us.
dear oh dear what
has become?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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piss off
the edge
way upper yosemite falls
comes to mind first
and the little pisser in the window of the jimmy in front of u
resembles urself on most good daze
--dareel strawberry
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Chai tea?
Twice the piss.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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fromto
re
chai tea/twice the pea
pee on me
i hope u miss
"with love from above"
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 1, 2014 - 04:40pm PT
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i recently ran a rowdy add
in our local cowboy rag:
"nestless princess seeks
and empty princess nest."
you would not believe
the responses that i've
received.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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always rememberu can blow it
& not know it
just don't trip
u then mite fall
drink up and then down ur brew
the monkey's in the loo
and he's pissin' on u
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Psilocyborg
climber
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rowdy just for the sake of rowdy is a little disingenuous
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goatboy smellz
climber
लघिमा
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So far, Hanks hot wife is in the lead for giving up the nip, he's in second for sharing the goods and the rest of you are just spinning your wheels.
Bottom line, if it's really dangerous, thought provoking or new it will be deleted or banned, although the colonial as Alex is a strong effort.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 1, 2014 - 05:04pm PT
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the rainbow is rowdy,
and disingenuous in it's expression.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nor is it climbing-related.
I cede.
I can not pick a fight with a friend.
u nose the rest
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"just trying to spread some love"
February 27
i love u in a ST way, man
"BOTTOM LINE!!!!!!!"
weej's "ass"
LOL
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 1, 2014 - 05:27pm PT
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come on jefe,
there's a thin line beyond
which we really can't fake.
keep rowdy within reason.
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Bushman
Social climber
Elk Grove, CA
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'Bee'
I spied a bee upon
a leaf,
between it's mandibles
a spleef.
With Apis chang I have
no beef,
their allergies beyond
belief.
But lady bug and stink bug use,
frankly it's just
drug abuse,
makes them cranky
and obtuse,
for that routine there's
no excuse.
-bushman
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Bushman
Social climber
Elk Grove, CA
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'My Android Mind'
Having recently had an android brain implant
Whereby my neurons have been attached to microchips that can't supplant
My emotional memory that rave and rant
All personal humanity my android brain won't recant
When it says stop I want to go
When it says yes I want to say no
When it says smile I have to frown
It says goodbye I say hello
Oh oh
Why must my new brain be so
Ah ah
Why does it laugh at me
ha ha
My android brain always thinks so differently
I now contort so expo-incrementally
Android brain it gambles and would ruin me financially
The pope is coming down from the holy spaceship cloud to make an edict
That could bring order to all renegade android intelligence in this sector
Looks like there might be nothing to worry about
Oh look he wears a frown
As his scepter starts to vector
And astro physically rearrange all android intelligence by the name of Hector
Looks like I have nothing to worry about again
Oy Vey! There goes that android mind of mine!
-bushman
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Bushman
Social climber
Elk Grove, CA
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‘Stooges All Over The Place’
What's a matter with you ?
Don't get all in a rage,
What's the big idea ?
Now try an act yer age,
(Conk) why you,
Hey watch it with that rake,
(Crack) gimme that hammer,
Oh fer goodness sake,
Whataya tryin ta kill somebody?
-bushman
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crankster
Trad climber
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Can't fake rowdy. Just happens.
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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For about 300 years Dubliners have been creating ballads, ""rec-im-itations"" and parodies commenting in verse form with a mischievous disregard for both the laws of libel and the canons of poetry on everything from social events, public affairs, the city's monuments and institutions, politics, murder cases and sporting events, to their fellow citizens and street characters. Many of the ballads, in addition to showing the Dubliner's instinct for the value of words and wit, also provide an easily accessible guide to the ordinary occurrences of life in the city and a glimpse into traditions of the past. This is the tradition in which Vincent Caprani writes. So if you want to be reminded of what happened to Gough's Statue in the ""Phaynix Park"", to learn more about The Whore of Hackballscross , or if you want to be entertained by ""pomes"" that are by turns funny, touching and nostalgic, this is the very book for you.
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Be careful... rowdiness is real...
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