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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 11, 2012 - 03:00pm PT
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hell our founding father sent upper grade captain aid
at speedy passage when he was 17!
im lonely in my wreckless attack on the absurd!
offend me! insult my mother!
the dust should and must fly.
otherwise this becomes just another
stupid fuking facebook with
foo-foo sentiments and righteous behavior.
in my observation this chance
should not succumb to the cowardice
of the religious right.
"oh no! i'll die without loose change,
and im afraid of a firey place that isn't,"
come on suitors,
run the conversation out a little!
bring us your venerabilities;
confront risk, here on supertopo.
hell we're climbings.
as a matter of imagination
im going to hell to rearrange our furniture...
ill place a beer on mary's pillow
and hope that she gets some nooky
instead of just collapsing into
reproduction without orgasm.
anyway i've lost my intent,
but from what i recall,
i want to encourage some spark
on this site, some flair,
some folly, some ridicule,
some fist fights,
some tears,
some risk.
john. werner.
you two are guilty as hell.
you belong to the horizon that we aim for.
and here you are arguing about
relativity and ketchup.
jesus, let down your haris,
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2012 - 03:05pm PT
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im going back to skool
so i can be a doctor,
or maybe a lawyer.
that way i can reaalign
your physiology or skew the application of wrong laws.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2012 - 03:06pm PT
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ekay you gotta try harder to
be sharp!
you tell me with conviction to
go put on a skirt!
oh wait that's not it,
don't backpeddal for fear of hurt feelings.
we can take the ridicule; the questioning.
these things grow us beyond our paradigm mind
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:12pm PT
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You want rowdy?
OK
take this punk
and when he talked to phones instead chairs
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2012 - 03:26pm PT
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we as a lot found
the mountain;
left the common plane;
at beckoning's beyond our comfort.
we bounce about reality
rather than slide down it.
we argue with mass's bitch
rather than lay down and live.
why the f*#k would you string your well being
out on friscky frictions?
when you could just stroll down,
everyday,
the sidewalks of eternity?
and spend your money responsibly.
and earn your income respectably.
why?
because your heads are f*#king skewed,
when placed akin to our evolutionary brethren.
we as a species are cursed
with a generation of intelligent understanding
that is incompatible with the maturing of our
physical entity.
please beat the emotional f*#k outta me.
otherwise i c#&% understand my smile
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:31pm PT
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Phuk U Phreak!
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Fletcher
Trad climber
Fumbling towards stone
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:35pm PT
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Fuk yeah! Wouldn't have it any other way, my friend!
And if the main bar is getting way too wacked for you, then there's always a few beautiful souls chillin' in a corner up on the roof... checkin' out the action below...
And the sky above.
When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro!
English Beat! Thanks Nita... that made my day!
Eric
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bergbryce
Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:37pm PT
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clown theme + rowdy
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Leggs
Sport climber
A true CA girl, who landed in the desert...
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:43pm PT
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You have a way with words, Norwegian ... I like it.
I'm not too rowdy (where is PTC when I need her scary ass?!) ... sorry!
But I've always enjoyed this photo of TipToe (rip)
Discuss and fight.
~PEACE!
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:48pm PT
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First of all, you gotta dress the part:
but
be careful out there, sometimes rowdy is as rowdy does
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Leggs
Sport climber
A true CA girl, who landed in the desert...
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:56pm PT
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First of all, you gotta dress the part:
Will this do, Brownie?
I won the fight. :)
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2012 - 03:57pm PT
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we are inherited, beyond.
because, when we fall,
we fall up.
newton be damned,
when you are beyond the common,
recession is actually gain.
descent equals better views,
what? equals black eyes.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 11, 2012 - 03:58pm PT
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Urwegian, Ourwegian,
Outweejeousness has gotten me practically noplace
I'd rather be what I get than whee I be and
i be not u in that nonsensical new bullage shut yer mouth I ain't done
u know we are not tailicking to an invisible chair of wood but of rock
our ugly stoney group visage
gazedly looking at ur sillen expression of dislight
and dismembering skanky pillows of surrealism not apparent to unsiders
and leaping for dykes on traveller's blues
I guess u and I been down this highway 40
more times than we both probably need
there is no metaphor for life to hand u
no rope, as it were
I sold mine
I spent too much time on the golf course
in my life to run a scam on u
I am not here to berate or scathe u
I simply think I need a Viagra gal in my life
son't care if she's a GF or a wife
hell's sister will do probably fun and unholy things if I ask
or maybe ur sister, if ya got one
as song as she thinks she is ready to crew
my sailboat with a f*#ked up U-bolt
an the end of my yard, aft by the dismal cockpit
warned is armed: if u experience a poetic frenzy lasting more than four days, read our founding father's Articles of Constipation, take two shots of scotch, one bourbon, and as many beers as u can swill.
Then we'll all get Rowdy and bring him over to introduce him to u.
And make him bag pine needles for paper with our founding fathers' pictures on them.
Or just f*#kin' sit there thinkin' about Rockjoss and Chin Low.
Sh#t, Werner's bad enough.
Hell is being chained to a single night of drinking a week
Unsaid rules made up by some chinless haggard bitch
Who somewhat resembles a certain dream pillow except her chin's smaller
But boy can she ever wag it in bed ho-man
Who are u talking to, Weej? NOONE is listening!
Cue the zBrown real thang cure for the "blues on Thus" for HERMITS
Hues shoes dues screws yews news abuse chews snooze
Stupid Cosmic Hand Jive is alive:
It's Bo Diddley that heard ya son not us.
Shame on losers who squat on themselves
And blame it on their co-diners.
u put these damn words in my thoughts.
I should be watching the Giants.
If THEY lose, they'll be the giants.
u, i, are one short step from becoming norwegian.
Got me, small case?
Beter now have another beer
The real real thing of the moment.
Skoal, broder.
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Oct 11, 2012 - 04:51pm PT
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FACT IS:
This is the people of America in action:
[Click to View YouTube Video]
And Canada is a part of the Americas, the North American continent.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americas
[Click to View YouTube Video]
They're invincible as...... roaches... c*#k roaches... and the super-rats that rule NY...
And even so... some day... some day ... the whole bunch of them will, by fair means, end up as Chinese atheists...
.. and they will feel that they have finally arrived in Heaven...
Is there some FACT I have forgotten?
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beef supreme
climber
the west
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:28pm PT
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oh yea?!?!!!?
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:29pm PT
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I won the fight. :)
Congratulations Mademoiselle L'eggs.
You did not however, wear Da Brim so all your love is in vain.
der Kontrolleur zBraun
Addendum:
Trenchtown does indeed rock, that ain't no Chesterfield baby.
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Oct 11, 2012 - 05:33pm PT
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Hopefully you don't wear that skirt when yer runnin that Stihl
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