Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 9, 2012 - 11:29pm PT
So I figure I might as well jump in to this message board some how. Send it ya know. Its like my 4th post. I dont have any bad ass TR's I'm inspired to write at the moment. I did today however climb a 10b sport climb clean. I have a picture but it was at the Warming Wall and we've all seen it. Climbing is fun. Im 46, a virgo, my favorite color is Prana Green.
So what I like about this board:
*There's funny sh#t
*There's smart sh#t
* I read stuff all the time that keeps my interest up.
* In a bar I can tell you all would stare at me and call me creeper.
What I dont like about this board.
* Its about as crowded as the 405 at 3:30 pm
* I've lived in Mammoth 8 years but have only been to the Valley once.
* I've spilled more beer than any of you have carried up a big wall. (I've been bar tending for 25 years)
I've been lurking here for a bit and seriously have gotten some amazing beta and inspiration.
Oh and I thought this up. Yes Im quoting myself. But really it was a result of some sh#t i read on here and sorta spawned it:
"Entitlement is what's wrong with the world. We are just mere grains of sand on the beach working together in perfect unity, in peace and harmony, so those that master us may lay upon us with 900 thread count towels basking in the warm rays of the sun."
There's three things you need to understand. Cosmic is demented, everyone thinks I am unplumbable, and zBrown's got more answers than you got beer.
So with you being the philosopic type and a bar-wiping, urinal-cleaning, glass-dropping dispenser of good cheer, and us mostly being rejects from the cast of Cheers, we ought to GET DOWN AND PARTY!!!! I think we're entitled to another party. Meatfest was almost two weeks ago.
Welcome, Mammoth-dweller. This is a smoking establishment, BTW.
I'm sure spew is just as mundane to you as volcanic rubble in Mammoth.
You've come to the right place, obviously. Moresnow, moresnow, we all roar for moresnow!