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Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:47am PT
Should I describe for FarKook, in my most graphic writing style, exactly what it is like to watch a human body explode into juice and pieces 10 feet in front of you.

oh the drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juice everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's a girl to do???????????????????????????????????????
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:49am PT


"Juice everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"...

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No sh!t!!!...

philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:50am PT
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Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:52am PT
ya know,, for a bunch of freedom loving types climbers should be, ya-all sure seem to be bent on taking freedoms away from others round here. just a thought.
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:54am PT


CUM-by-YA!!!...

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MudPuppy

Trad climber
Gliese 581 g
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:55am PT
Is "Farouk" actually CMac?
Posting under a pseudonym to keep the number of forum posts inflated to sell ad banners?
If not, he'd deactivate "Farouk", who seems to have nothing useful, helpful, or intelligent about climbing--or anything else--to contribute.
Just wondering why he's still here.
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:57am PT
MudPuppy

Trad climber
Gliese 581 g

Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 15, 2012 - 09:26am PT
My short-lived attempt to find families with kids to climb with through this forum has failed.

I have been flamed, ridiculed, and subjected to endless, meaningless drivel from bored sociopaths simply because I want to pass this sport and an appreciation of the mountain environment on to a couple of good kids. Unfortunately, the shortage of intelligent or helpful postings is only matched by an endless supply of zeros and ones at the disposal of the forum users.

It doesn't seem to make any difference that I was leading climbs while most of these forum users were still wearing three-cornered pants.

I bid you all a cyber adieu.

You still here????????????????????????????????????????????????

philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:58am PT
Some people are all wet...
































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Some are just full of...




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Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:59am PT
Farouk: King of the drama club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! means DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is the international symbol of DRRRRAMMMMMAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:59am PT
Let's jus' blow 'em out completely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Oct 8, 2012 - 12:01pm PT


NOT going to come between you two (Mud and Farouk)...

"I was leading climbs while most of these forum users were still wearing three-cornered pants."...

Just WONDERING...

How OLD are you???...

RyanD

climber
Squamish
Oct 8, 2012 - 02:15pm PT
Farouk is sometimes annoying & starving for attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But sometimes he's funny with the stupid one liners & punctuation?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least he seems like he goes climbing unlike many on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He lost his only piece of climbing gear, an old 1" sling on cathedral!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He also had to be rescued!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is many weirdos on here along with Farouk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He just doesn't know when to bite his tongue & with all the exclamation points it would be impossible for anyone to ever take any single word he will ever say seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I say long live Farouk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He gets everyone's panties in a bunch & it's funny to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After all it's just the Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fsck

climber
Oct 8, 2012 - 02:29pm PT
farouk is but a simple farmer
plowing the fields of suportopo
planting seeds of twisted panties, knotted with care
watering them with the tears of the butthurt
caring for them until the harvest
blossoms with rustled jimmies

thank you farouk for this bounty of lulz we are blessed with today
Timid TopRope

Social climber
'used to be Paradise, CA
Oct 8, 2012 - 03:26pm PT
My old Italian Swiss dad swears in many languages but not English. He says Farouk!!!! quite often.

fsck is spot on. Farouk does plant seeds of twisted panties and waters them with the tears of the butthurt!!!!!!

Someone please return his 1in tat and leave his dog alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 8, 2012 - 03:40pm PT
Is it supposed to be FAROUT

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My guess is John Denver's love child with Sarah Paylin.

RyanD

climber
Squamish
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:08pm PT
Haha fsuck made me laugh pretty hard right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:19pm PT
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GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:24pm PT
Farouk is like a test of cognitive reasoning and intent interpretation. Many fail this test.







A lawyer, a priest and a boyscout board a plane - at some point the engines fail, the pilot grabs one of only 3 parachutes and leaps out. The lawyer, reasoning there are only 2 'chutes for 3 people, and that the adults considerably outweight the scrawny Scout, turns to the priest and says "You thinking what I'm thinking? F*#k the kid."

To which the Priest responds,
"think we got time?"
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:27pm PT
HAHAHAHAHAHAA!^^^^^^ ok THAT was funny!
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:28pm PT
Yes that was funny.
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