FAROUK??????????????

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fsck

climber
Oct 8, 2012 - 02:29pm PT
farouk is but a simple farmer
plowing the fields of suportopo
planting seeds of twisted panties, knotted with care
watering them with the tears of the butthurt
caring for them until the harvest
blossoms with rustled jimmies

thank you farouk for this bounty of lulz we are blessed with today
Timid TopRope

Social climber
'used to be Paradise, CA
Oct 8, 2012 - 03:26pm PT
My old Italian Swiss dad swears in many languages but not English. He says Farouk!!!! quite often.

fsck is spot on. Farouk does plant seeds of twisted panties and waters them with the tears of the butthurt!!!!!!

Someone please return his 1in tat and leave his dog alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 8, 2012 - 03:40pm PT
Is it supposed to be FAROUT

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

My guess is John Denver's love child with Sarah Paylin.

RyanD

climber
Squamish
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:08pm PT
Haha fsuck made me laugh pretty hard right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:19pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#211296
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:24pm PT
Farouk is like a test of cognitive reasoning and intent interpretation. Many fail this test.







A lawyer, a priest and a boyscout board a plane - at some point the engines fail, the pilot grabs one of only 3 parachutes and leaps out. The lawyer, reasoning there are only 2 'chutes for 3 people, and that the adults considerably outweight the scrawny Scout, turns to the priest and says "You thinking what I'm thinking? F*#k the kid."

To which the Priest responds,
"think we got time?"
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:28pm PT
Yes that was funny.
Prod

Trad climber
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:31pm PT
If Goatboy told that joke, Silver would kick his ass and turn him into the police.....

Prod.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:31pm PT
GDavis,

How do you get down off of your high horse ?




































































































































Impossible, you get down off of a duck.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:32pm PT
FAROUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR THREAD NEEDS?!!!!!!!! YUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Oct 8, 2012 - 05:42pm PT
Farouk is perhaps one of the most fascinating subjects of our time. I, and my colleagues, have just received funding to mount a long term study of Faroukism and its many ramifications. The banning of Farouk would, of course, be devastating to our work and so I must implore my fellow Tacoites to be magnanimous. You will see that Farouk will reward your patience and understanding.

Dr.Z
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Oct 8, 2012 - 06:03pm PT
Hahaha another great thread Mike, maybe one of the best, could see this one ending up with more posts than Squamish photos & stories in no time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My only question though is: where's Farouk????????????????????????????

Why is he not participating on his own thread anymore?????????????

And who stole his webbing????????????????????????

Give it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you in danger Farouk????????!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

Do you need help!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!

Dr z do your scientists or anyone have an artists conception or photo of what a Farouk may actually look like???????????????????????????
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Oct 8, 2012 - 06:06pm PT

should be banned.
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Oct 8, 2012 - 06:08pm PT
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Oct 8, 2012 - 06:09pm PT
FACT: LITTLE Z IS GONNA MOUNT FAROUK.
little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Oct 8, 2012 - 08:12pm PT
artist's rendition of the insurmountable Farouk

Credit: little Z
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2012 - 10:36pm PT
I dunno where is Farouk? He was here earlier, maybe he got out climbing like me today??

His account is still active. I actually called for his deletion yesterday after i got sick of his troll routine on the dog thread, but after I did so, though it better and funnier to ask you guys what you thought about him??

The comedy is good sometimes......

Duardo is far worse in my opinion... Farouk certainly hasn't crossed the line like Goatboy did recently..
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Oct 8, 2012 - 10:43pm PT
Farouk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show us some baby pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That one of you above looks like you had a rough night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you are know as frosty to Farouk for some reason Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread is the answer to Farouk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please donate so he can buy a new sling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 8, 2012 - 10:50pm PT
Faluke?
Fluke?
Frouk?
Fourk?
Foruk?
Foarku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Oct 8, 2012 - 10:53pm PT
It's pretty easy to figure out who both Farouk and Weld_it really are. It's amazing that so many folks on this site are so dense they can't figure it out. duh.
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