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Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 8, 2012 - 03:20am PT
I'll give him some credit, he seems to keep it off the climbing threads. That being said, is it really worth having this troll around? Discuss.
KabalaArch

Trad climber
Starlite, California
Oct 8, 2012 - 03:27am PT
Uh - yes, Mike...it is now midnight Sunday, and I thought I'd unwind here after working all weekend. Obviously I'm rather tired, or I would have picked up on this troll immediately. :(
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 03:34am PT
I'll give him some credit, he seems to keep it off the climbing threads.
Sadly it is infecting climbing thread as well.

That being said, is it really worth having this troll around?
Only if you don't mind the wretched stench of a never cleaned cat litter box.


It should be invited to leave ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:24am PT
I say a true troll will crumble from it's own imbalance but I still think I don't really know what the f*#k I am talking about, but that somehow doesn't seem to bother me. Farouk, where do you stand?
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Oct 8, 2012 - 07:08am PT
It was fun at first but not so much now.

Next.
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Oct 8, 2012 - 07:42am PT
TOSSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Oct 8, 2012 - 07:56am PT
i have 2 cents to share,
on this and other issues;
but in doing so i would
breach the agreement between me and werner:



until i get caught up on the aggressive interest
of his generous loan,
i can utter none wisdoms.
MudPuppy

Trad climber
Gliese 581 g
Oct 8, 2012 - 09:36am PT
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Gone.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:11am PT
That is unless you were there.
That haul bag exploded sending it's contents in all directions.
The tuna can shrapnel was a metaphor.
Though there was tuna and can parts everywhere.
This was quite nearly a fatal incident.
Make light of it if you will but you were not there.
WBraun

climber
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:30am PT
I just asked who the fuk is this FAROUK thing here on that other thread.

I never had no problem with "It"

Not that I ever want to ban anyone here except maybe that wbraun guy?

Who the fuk is this wbraun wanker?
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:34am PT
And you are the proof.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:46am PT
Thanks Prod I assure you I understand and take no offense.
FarKook wanted to bring up falling bodies on the PTPP tosser thread.
Should I describe for FarKook, in my most graphic writing style, exactly what it is like to watch a human body explode into juice and pieces 10 feet in front of you. Or should I just wait for him to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:50am PT
MudPuppy

Trad climber
Gliese 581 g
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:55am PT
Is "Farouk" actually CMac?
Posting under a pseudonym to keep the number of forum posts inflated to sell ad banners?
If not, he'd deactivate "Farouk", who seems to have nothing useful, helpful, or intelligent about climbing--or anything else--to contribute.
Just wondering why he's still here.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:58am PT
Some people are all wet...























































Some are just full of...




RyanD

climber
Squamish
Oct 8, 2012 - 02:15pm PT
Farouk is sometimes annoying & starving for attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But sometimes he's funny with the stupid one liners & punctuation?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least he seems like he goes climbing unlike many on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He lost his only piece of climbing gear, an old 1" sling on cathedral!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He also had to be rescued!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is many weirdos on here along with Farouk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He just doesn't know when to bite his tongue & with all the exclamation points it would be impossible for anyone to ever take any single word he will ever say seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I say long live Farouk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He gets everyone's panties in a bunch & it's funny to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After all it's just the Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fsck

climber
Oct 8, 2012 - 02:29pm PT
farouk is but a simple farmer
plowing the fields of suportopo
planting seeds of twisted panties, knotted with care
watering them with the tears of the butthurt
caring for them until the harvest
blossoms with rustled jimmies

thank you farouk for this bounty of lulz we are blessed with today
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 8, 2012 - 03:40pm PT
Is it supposed to be FAROUT

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

My guess is John Denver's love child with Sarah Paylin.

RyanD

climber
Squamish
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:08pm PT
Haha fsuck made me laugh pretty hard right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:19pm PT
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:24pm PT
Farouk is like a test of cognitive reasoning and intent interpretation. Many fail this test.







A lawyer, a priest and a boyscout board a plane - at some point the engines fail, the pilot grabs one of only 3 parachutes and leaps out. The lawyer, reasoning there are only 2 'chutes for 3 people, and that the adults considerably outweight the scrawny Scout, turns to the priest and says "You thinking what I'm thinking? F*#k the kid."

To which the Priest responds,
"think we got time?"
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:28pm PT
Yes that was funny.
Prod

Trad climber
Oct 8, 2012 - 04:31pm PT
If Goatboy told that joke, Silver would kick his ass and turn him into the police.....

Prod.
little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Oct 8, 2012 - 05:42pm PT
Farouk is perhaps one of the most fascinating subjects of our time. I, and my colleagues, have just received funding to mount a long term study of Faroukism and its many ramifications. The banning of Farouk would, of course, be devastating to our work and so I must implore my fellow Tacoites to be magnanimous. You will see that Farouk will reward your patience and understanding.

Dr.Z
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Oct 8, 2012 - 06:03pm PT
Hahaha another great thread Mike, maybe one of the best, could see this one ending up with more posts than Squamish photos & stories in no time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My only question though is: where's Farouk????????????????????????????

Why is he not participating on his own thread anymore?????????????

And who stole his webbing????????????????????????

Give it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you in danger Farouk????????!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

Do you need help!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!

Dr z do your scientists or anyone have an artists conception or photo of what a Farouk may actually look like???????????????????????????
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Oct 8, 2012 - 06:06pm PT

should be banned.
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Oct 8, 2012 - 06:08pm PT
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Oct 8, 2012 - 06:09pm PT
FACT: LITTLE Z IS GONNA MOUNT FAROUK.
little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Oct 8, 2012 - 08:12pm PT
artist's rendition of the insurmountable Farouk

Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2012 - 10:36pm PT
I dunno where is Farouk? He was here earlier, maybe he got out climbing like me today??

His account is still active. I actually called for his deletion yesterday after i got sick of his troll routine on the dog thread, but after I did so, though it better and funnier to ask you guys what you thought about him??

The comedy is good sometimes......

Duardo is far worse in my opinion... Farouk certainly hasn't crossed the line like Goatboy did recently..
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Oct 8, 2012 - 10:43pm PT
Farouk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show us some baby pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That one of you above looks like you had a rough night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you are know as frosty to Farouk for some reason Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread is the answer to Farouk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please donate so he can buy a new sling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 8, 2012 - 10:50pm PT
Faluke?
Fluke?
Frouk?
Fourk?
Foruk?
Foarku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Oct 8, 2012 - 10:53pm PT
It's pretty easy to figure out who both Farouk and Weld_it really are. It's amazing that so many folks on this site are so dense they can't figure it out. duh.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:08pm PT
Farouk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you were a frosty your name would be fart-toque!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2012 - 11:10pm PT
hahaha... weege said as much... ;)

frost back.. hmm... must be a cali thing ;P

Live and let live indeed.

Bring back Bmacd, Roxjox, LEB and Fatrad then!!!!
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:12pm PT

zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:12pm PT

zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:12pm PT



zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:15pm PT
Los Tres Taz - Manians

zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:16pm PT

zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 8, 2012 - 11:16pm PT
This space reserved.

Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2012 - 11:40pm PT
super bump zbrown... do we know who farouk is yet??? I think I do......
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Oct 9, 2012 - 12:39am PT
good one cosmic.
Vegasclimber

Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
Oct 9, 2012 - 01:17am PT
I never did figure out who Weld-it was. Have a few ideas about the F man tho.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2012 - 01:33am PT
Cosmic I don't think so.... I won't out the master of troll's new plaything because now that I get the inside joke, his posts are that much funnier. Live and let live right?

Besides. I allready dun it. ;-)

I would like to thank the master of trolls for gifting me with my first ST nickname.... Now I just need a Cosmic manip and a Locker manip and i will be officially part of the tribe!
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Oct 9, 2012 - 01:42am PT
Drop a hint...

I already did.
Shack

Big Wall climber
Reno NV
Oct 9, 2012 - 01:46am PT
What the farouk is the problem?
Gilroy

Social climber
Boulderado
Oct 9, 2012 - 01:51am PT
It's the internet - there will be trolls. I liked him better as Weld-It. It's Halloween soon and I hope he takes up a new persona instead of this Farouked-up character.

I'm with Cosmic. The Philo baiting gave it away.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2012 - 01:55am PT
I'm sure the opportunity will arise Cosmic!!
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2012 - 02:05am PT
Jebus is funny.. ;)

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Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 20, 2013 - 08:24pm PT
Lulz bump
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