I just want to apologize for my part in this whole thing. In my 19 previous grade VI ascents of El Cap, I had never done this before. Those of you who know me realize that I am a minimalist and have endured several end-of-route epics from lack of water and food. I had no idea that it would turn into the sh|tfest that it did - I hadn't fully considered the consequences. I did read every single post, and I hear you guys loud and clear. And rest assured, this will never happen again on my watch.