Anyone ever have their dick frozen off??????????????????????

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donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Oct 4, 2012 - 02:24pm PT
Not me, and I have to pump blood an awfully long way
beef supreme

climber
the west
Oct 4, 2012 - 05:20pm PT
funny responses (really, I have a sick sense of humor as well) for a sad subject.
reminds me of the big lebowski... funny, but no one wants to see the dude get his johnson chopped off.
Fossil climber

Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
Oct 4, 2012 - 08:09pm PT
That used to be an occupational hazard of Alaskan dog mushers during the gold rush. Some of them went so far as to make jockstraps out of rabbit fur...which felt so good that it took their minds off their frozen noses.
Riley Wyna

Trad climber
A crack near you
Oct 4, 2012 - 08:18pm PT
It literally froze before hitting the polar blue ice, it was that frkn cold. We calc'd the temp at around -120F or so with the windchill factor

Stop pissing into the wind and you wont freeze your cock.
Something every kid in Canada learns their first day in kindergarten.
splitter

Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Oct 4, 2012 - 08:33pm PT
beef supreme - funny responses...for a sad subject.

Indeed!

And additionally, it will prollie end up giving a few folks here Nitemarz, eh?

edit: speaking of nightmares ... it's been a while, but has anyone else ever had that one where you were taking a leak and it broke off, just as easy as an Oscar Meyer wiener breaks (when you split one in two) and you did your best to try and stick it back on, but to no avail...Ho man, dreadful nightmare!

Uh oh, I new I shouldn't have clicked onto this thread! lol

Jim B - "Loreena Bobbit" -- speaking of "dreadful nightmares", Haha! ... you definitely understand what I'm talkin about, bro!
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Oct 4, 2012 - 08:44pm PT
Credit: Loreena Bobbit
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 4, 2012 - 08:49pm PT
It seems rather far fetched that somebody's dick would just freeze off. Even after it got real cold (what freezes faster stiff or limp?) it seems like you still have to bang it into something.

Yeah, but it's still on - right?




The Chief

climber
Climber from the Land Mongols under the Whites
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:17pm PT
Stop pissing into the wind and you wont freeze your cock.
Something every kid in Canada learns their first day in kindergarten.


Ah, I Didn't....

I shet you not, my gunners belt held me in place as the wind was blowing around 60knots, I unzipped, wind to my back and commenced to pee. It literally froze before hitting the polar blue ice, it was that frkn cold. We calc'd the temp at around -120F or so with the windchill factor.


Something anyone that has been to the Ice learns their first day there.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:38pm PT
Cosmic...Don't bring that thing to the crags...RJ
splitter

Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:43pm PT
Chief - seriously, where is/was yer ingenuity?

Wow, -120F with wind chill? I woulda pissed in my canteen (water bottle), coffee cup, thermos or whatever (sacrificed the damn thing) before taking a chance like that. Sheeesh! Good thing ya didn't clip the door or sumpthin on the way back in. You a lucky man. Imagine an icicle snapping (instead of an "Oscar Meyer wiener") ... YIKES!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:50pm PT
Freeze the Wheeze. <br/>
Frozen Pee Ice Dream Cake. <br/>
Sea Ice Don't Mke It.
Freeze the Wheeze.
Frozen Pee Ice Dream Cake.
Sea Ice Don't Mke It.
We gotta stop meeting like this, Google-Eyes...

I'm talikin' to you!

Cosmic, did you get a FA on that, cuz it qualifies for one!

Jisscusting!
Riley Wyna

Trad climber
A crack near you
Oct 6, 2012 - 12:24am PT
Something anyone that has been to the Ice learns their first day there.


everyone learns how to freeze their dick on the first day?

bahahahaha

quite the boot camp..
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Oct 6, 2012 - 01:27am PT
Ouch.

NO.
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