That used to be an occupational hazard of Alaskan dog mushers during the gold rush. Some of them went so far as to make jockstraps out of rabbit fur...which felt so good that it took their minds off their frozen noses.
beef supreme - funny responses...for a sad subject.
And additionally, it will prollie end up giving a few folks here Nitemarz, eh?
edit: speaking of nightmares ... it's been a while, but has anyone else ever had that one where you were taking a leak and it broke off, just as easy as an Oscar Meyer wiener breaks (when you split one in two) and you did your best to try and stick it back on, but to no avail...Ho man, dreadful nightmare!
Uh oh, I new I shouldn't have clicked onto this thread! lol
Jim B - "Loreena Bobbit" -- speaking of "dreadful nightmares", Haha! ... you definitely understand what I'm talkin about, bro!
Stop pissing into the wind and you wont freeze your cock.
Something every kid in Canada learns their first day in kindergarten.
Ah, I Didn't....
I shet you not, my gunners belt held me in place as the wind was blowing around 60knots, I unzipped, wind to my back and commenced to pee. It literally froze before hitting the polar blue ice, it was that frkn cold. We calc'd the temp at around -120F or so with the windchill factor.
Something anyone that has been to the Ice learns their first day there.
Wow, -120F with wind chill? I woulda pissed in my canteen (water bottle), coffee cup, thermos or whatever (sacrificed the damn thing) before taking a chance like that. Sheeesh! Good thing ya didn't clip the door or sumpthin on the way back in. You a lucky man. Imagine an icicle snapping (instead of an "Oscar Meyer wiener") ... YIKES!