Anyone ever have their dick frozen off??????????????????????

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Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 4, 2012 - 08:42am PT
Chilly Willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

//Army veteran suing VA for $10 million for treatment that caused frostbitten penis
Michael D. Nash of Louisville says ice packs nurse used after surgery gave him frostbite, gangrene, and ultimately caused him to have part of his penis amputated.
//
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-sues-frostbitten-penis-article-1.1173538
Riley Wyna

Trad climber
A crack near you
Oct 4, 2012 - 08:53am PT
You gotta be a dick to freeze your dick
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:05am PT
Farouk should know.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:10am PT
only 5 inches - whats the big deal?
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:11am PT
Farouk should know.

TwistedCrank

climber
Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:11am PT
What about just part of their dick?
Hankster

Social climber
Zakynthos
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:27am PT
During the reign of Peter the Great, his soldiers were routinely forced into Arctic/Russian temps and the dick was an extremity that went quickly given the poverty and clothing they had to deal with. This is a couple hundred years before morphine mind you.. fecking hideous.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:30am PT
Yer what turned black and fell off?


PETER the GREAT.
Hmmm he must of been lucky enough to have had furry long johns.
BuddhaStalin

climber
Truckee, CA
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:31am PT
Even now in modern times Ive heard stories of people on arctic trips so whacked with hypothermia they forgot to put their dick back in the down suit and were walking around with it out for instant frostbite, adios muchachos. Eesh.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:35am PT
Ive come close.
moosedrool

Trad climber
Fremont
Oct 4, 2012 - 09:38am PT
If you have errection for more than four hours, maybe your dick is frozen?????
mike m

Trad climber
black hills
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:39am PT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4 This thread reminds me of King Missle
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:42am PT
i would have been way farther along towards my retirement had i only froze the peen off.
Chewybacca

Trad climber
Montana, Whitefish
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:46am PT
Perhaps global warming isn't such a bad thing after all.
The Chief

climber
Climber from the Land Mongols under the Whites
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:53am PT
Ah, not a laughing matter boys and girls.


I got some frostbit dick on one of my many trips while flying down on the ice (Antarctica).

Had to pee sooooooooooo bad while offloading a bunch of USARP (Meteorite Hunters from the University Of PA) gear at Allen Hills Plateau one day back in Dec of '81. The wind was howling and the ambient temp was reading around -70F.

I shet you not, my gunners belt held me in place as the wind was blowing around 60knots, I unzipped, wind to my back and commenced to pee. It literally froze before hitting the polar blue ice, it was that frkn cold. We calc'd the temp at around -120F or so with the windchill factor.

Now you all try peeing in -120F temps. Your dickey would get frost bit as well.

The pic below was taken moments after I got back into my helo (where it was a balmy -30ishF) after taking that memorable pee...




Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:56am PT
BUWAHAHAA! Dang Chief,, hardcore shyt man....
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:37pm PT
What a liar. It was VD from the nurse.
little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Oct 4, 2012 - 01:03pm PT
worse things can happen to old John Thomas...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/1221513/Deadly-brown-snake-bites-mans-penis-after-he-stops-for-roadside-toilet-break-near-Cairns-Australia-Snake-bites-man.html

by the way, nice to see that Farouk is branching out, getting some use out of the characters on the other side of his keyboard
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Oct 4, 2012 - 02:09pm PT


TFPU

Sport climber
Idaho
Oct 4, 2012 - 02:14pm PT
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
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