STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO THE BOULDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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locker

climber
STFU n00b!!!
Oct 1, 2014 - 02:03pm PT


Always fascinating looking at those things...

Talk about climbing...



Proof positive that shoes don't make the climber...
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Oct 1, 2014 - 03:24pm PT
Yea so STOP BRINGING YOUR SHOES TO THE BOULDERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!666
DataMind

Social climber
Oct 1, 2014 - 03:42pm PT
Don't bring your kids,
for they will annoy.

Don't bring your dog,
even though she'll enjoy.

Don't bring your music,
it's loud and offends.

Don't bring your parents, noobs,
or all your friends.

Don't bring an attitude,
there's no place for it.

or spread your gear,
there's no where to sit.

Actually bring everything,
wherever you roam.

It doesn't matter to me
cause I'm staying at home :(
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Oct 1, 2014 - 03:52pm PT
Fuk, another Yeats.

Don't bring your poems to the brothel!!!

Moose
Barbarian

climber
Oct 1, 2014 - 04:20pm PT
All unattended children will be given two cookies, a cup of coffee, and a puppy.
DataMind

Social climber
Oct 1, 2014 - 04:27pm PT
I'm sorry my lyrical genius gives you distaste
while clicking away the time you do waste

Now back to your nonsensical banter, moosey my friend
and I'll stop writing words which I cannot defend ;)
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Oct 1, 2014 - 05:46pm PT
LOL, DataMind!

Moose
little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Oct 1, 2014 - 05:52pm PT
Bump for fun!

Shoot the dogs?????????

Cage the kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annoyance levels: 20 dogs = 10 climbers = 1 kid

Don't bring your poems to the brothel!!!

there you have it, Moose is Farouk!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 1, 2014 - 06:33pm PT
Please don't bring oranges to an apple dunk.

The rhymes on this page surely lack some spunk.

Please don't bring cauliflower to a meatfest.

Just bring a chalk bag and forget the rest.

I like your style, Locker.  I wanna be like you but do some climbing, ...
I like your style, Locker. I wanna be like you but do some climbing, too.
Credit: mouse from merced



FRUMY

Trad climber
Bishop,CA
Oct 1, 2014 - 06:38pm PT
Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????? ok

If you shoot my dog. I'll bite you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!maybe I'm pretty slow.

Bring your dogs, bring your rotten kids but please leave your poetry at home.
yanqui

climber
Balcarce, Argentina
Oct 1, 2014 - 06:41pm PT
Credit: yanqui
Credit: yanqui

RyanD

climber
Squamish
Oct 1, 2014 - 06:54pm PT
STOP FORGETTING TO BRING YOUR WEED TO THE BOULDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!1!1!!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 1, 2014 - 07:05pm PT
Stop bringing your schwag boo, RyanD. Try the real thing.
Camila's second climbing lesson in Yosemite, guided by the multi-talen...
Camila's second climbing lesson in Yosemite, guided by the multi-talented BooDawg and friend of Dolt's.
Credit: LilaBiene
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