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Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 14, 2012 - 03:45pm PT
It has happened again. A kid provoked my dog at the Dreamers and there was a small tussle, with the kid getting nipped. First off, the dog is fine and the kid owner was cussed out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please people, stop forcing nature on your kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Sep 14, 2012 - 03:45pm PT
Good one ;)

While on topic, what about keeping kids out of grocery stores too, unless they are guiding blind parents.
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Sep 14, 2012 - 03:47pm PT
LOL


I almost ass planted on one the other night at the gym.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Sep 14, 2012 - 03:50pm PT
They should put back packs on those kids, make em haul sh#t where ever they go. Slows em down some and makes em complain a lot so you can hear them coming, sorta like cowbells.

Worked for me!

DMT
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2012 - 03:51pm PT
While on topic, what about keeping kids out of grocery stores too, unless they are guiding blind parents.

AND HOME DEPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave Kos

Trad climber
Temecula
Sep 14, 2012 - 03:51pm PT
I almost ass planted on one the other night at the gym.


That's an important skill when guiding, especially when guiding kids.
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Sep 14, 2012 - 03:52pm PT
And schools. Schools would be waaaaay nicer without the kids.
chill

climber
between the flat part and the blue wobbly thing
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:07pm PT
Maybe you should stop bringing your dog to the boulders.
caughtinside

Social climber
Oakland, CA
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:08pm PT
clearly you don't know the first thing about bouldering, chill!
chill

climber
between the flat part and the blue wobbly thing
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:10pm PT
clearly you don't know the first thing about bouldering, chill!
Enlighten me then.
Hoser

climber
vancouver
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:10pm PT
IF you dog bites people it should be put down. I woulda ripped its face off if it nipped my kid.

Dogs should not be left alone while their selfish owners carry on...either get a dog and take care of it or dont and go climb not both
Dave Kos

Trad climber
Temecula
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:12pm PT
Where's that video with the dancing bananas?
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:12pm PT
So we're agreed, then. No kids. No dogs. (Cats OK, of course.) No lycra wearers. No beanies! No turning pad people into turtles, however much fun it is. No video cameras. No loud noises. No tick marks. No smoking (all types). No posses. No dreads and tramp stamps. No ghetto blasters. Just you and me, each sitting on our own rock, making faces at the other.
Michelle

Trad climber
the f*#king peninsula.
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:14pm PT
what about safety meetings?
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:16pm PT
We don't need no stinking safety meetings. I'm going to sit atop my boulder, and throw stones at anyone who dares trespass in my space. Including dogs and kids.
Seamstress

Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:22pm PT
TRUNDLER!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can be arrested for leaving your kids at home alone. However you won't be arrested for leaving your dog at home.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:23pm PT

Why not just leave your dog at home?
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2012 - 04:24pm PT
Hoser sez: IF you dog bites people it should be put down. I woulda ripped its face off if it nipped my kid.

Take off Hoser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last guy that kicked my dog for biting his slope head kid got some unplanned sleepy time right there at the base of Saigon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malemute

Ice climber
the ghost
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:24pm PT
No tick marks.
I'd prefer no ticks.
chill

climber
between the flat part and the blue wobbly thing
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:28pm PT
Farouk, a bunch of extra exclamation marks don't make hostile, irrational statements sound more reasonable.
Michelle

Trad climber
the f*#king peninsula.
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:30pm PT
git off mah rooot.
git off mah rooot.
Credit: Michelle

mh, this would be more fun than trundling.
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2012 - 04:33pm PT
Chill, if you climbed or had brats youd understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One bad spawn will ruin a whole day of sends and piss off my dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:34pm PT
I can smoke ( safety meeting ) if I want, I have my own magnifying glass.
chill

climber
between the flat part and the blue wobbly thing
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:35pm PT
Farouk, I've climbed for 35 years and raised two great non-brats. What I don't understand is you.
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2012 - 04:37pm PT
Farouk, I've climbed for 35 years and raised two great non-brats. What I don't understand is you.

Then back off and go tradding with your kids, I'm talking about dogs and kids an bouldering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:39pm PT
I have my own magnifying glass.

Bingo!
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:44pm PT
If a dog bites a human it should be put to sleep. I agree!!!

I won't bring my kids if you leave your pet at home. Yep!!

At least most kids do not eat their own poop!
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2012 - 04:46pm PT
If a dog bites a human it should be put to sleep. I agree!!!

Not if the kid provokes the dog like that little bastard and his rattle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I won't bring my kids if you leave your pet at home. Yep!!

liars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn kids are always there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least most kids do not eat their own poop!

Most is true, but some do and it is SIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:48pm PT
It's an EFFFFIIIINNN dog! It can not hold a spoon, invent the Internet or even drive a Ducatti! Why not put us all out of our misery now and put it to sleep?
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:50pm PT
Easy now. Lay off the gravy train, man.
Michelle

Trad climber
the f*#king peninsula.
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:51pm PT
wait, a dog didn't invent the internet?
x15x15

climber
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:55pm PT
last time some dog lover tried to put me to sleep, for the actions of my kid, he ended up in the hospital... and chained to the gurney... please, enlighten me you dog owning, pebble pullers...

but dang, stay away from my pebbles, my kids own the place... and will spit in your dogs face...
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Sep 14, 2012 - 04:56pm PT
This is so refreshing - we haven't had a good pissfest in, like, a day?
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2012 - 05:00pm PT
last time some dog lover tried to put me to sleep, for the actions of my kid, he ended up in the hospital

LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Intardnet tough guys coming out of the woodwork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Sep 14, 2012 - 06:26pm PT
MH:
We don't need no stinking safety meetings.
I'm going to sit atop my boulder, and throw stones at anyone who dares trespass in my space.
Including dogs and kids.


Me too. I'm with ya Anders.

F*#k kids and dogs alike. The both should be left at home...
along with idiots who think they are clever because they know how to find the exclamation mark key.
Psilocyborg

climber
Sep 14, 2012 - 06:49pm PT
How about you just bring your dogs, and your kids. The kid gets nipped, the kid learns a valuable lesson, and both adults share a laugh and go about their day.

dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Sep 14, 2012 - 06:55pm PT
Hey Farouk, stfu. Idiot.
pc

climber
Sep 14, 2012 - 07:00pm PT
+1 Dee ee

dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Sep 14, 2012 - 07:05pm PT
Oh, by the way, my dog would love to kick your dogs ass. She never bit a kid at the crags.
MudPuppy

Trad climber
Davis, CA
Sep 14, 2012 - 07:05pm PT
Well said Dee Ee
Farouk would be a lost soul without his exclamation marks.
Well, more lost.
Credit: MudPuppy
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Sep 14, 2012 - 07:10pm PT
Actually that goes for my last three dogs spanning the last 32 years. None of them bit kid or adult. In spite of being "provoked," and in spite of being at the crags continually.


Whaddayougot, a pit bull?


edit: Let me ask you this. You are bouldering, correct? So, you are not up 100 feet, or 2 or 3 pitches, correct so far? You are standing there watching your dog (hopefully) and bouldering. You see a kid attracted to your dog and what do you do? Do you intercede and sooth your dog (who is cool, right?) and facilitate a smooth kid/dog interaction? Or, do you do nothing? Too many pipeloads or what?
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2012 - 07:41pm PT
DEEEDEE: Whaddayougot, a pit bull?

Dingo/Rotweiller and Pitbull mix called Washoe. Baddest dog at the crags and will eat your fluffy pooch given a chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JBC

Trad climber
Portland, OR
Sep 14, 2012 - 07:48pm PT
Farouk - your original post has to be one of the most self-centered, ignorant, and selfish posts I have read here in a long time. (And for ST that is saying a LOT!)

And actually the rest of your posts on this thread as well. Leave your "Baddest" dog at home - obviously has no business being at the boulders.

Jim
MudPuppy

Trad climber
Davis, CA
Sep 14, 2012 - 07:49pm PT
Now that, Farout Farouk, that's something to brag about.
A dog that bites kids and eats smaller dogs.
Can he eat my .44?
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2012 - 07:49pm PT
Mudpuppy, quit stalking me and sending me emails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Sep 14, 2012 - 07:50pm PT
I had these stuffy 2nd homeowner neighbors with a goofy out of control chocolate lab that ran wild and crapped in my vegetable garden....The owner was a business professor at USC and looked like Mitt Romney...One day his dog ran over the neighbors 8 year old daughter and broke her leg... the daughters father grabbed the 50 lb. dog and knocked on the as#@&%es door...When the door opened he threw the dog at the owner knocking the owner down...Don't bring your dogs to the crags if you can't control them...
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Sep 14, 2012 - 07:58pm PT
+2+i^2 for fishermen
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2012 - 08:02pm PT
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You find a guide yet Mudpuppy?????????????????????????? Your emails are LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Sep 14, 2012 - 08:07pm PT
This thread is like one of those trick IQ tests.


I agree, the child should have been left at home. Children have no business rock climbing, it is dangerous and they require CONSTANT supervision, not to mention the dangers of being left out in the heat etc.
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Sep 14, 2012 - 08:15pm PT
Farouk I suggest you take yoga lessons and get flexible so you can blow yerself.


GUFFAW.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Sep 14, 2012 - 08:16pm PT
Farouk I suggest you take yoga lessons and get flexible so you can blow yerself.


Um, you don't learn that in Yoga. Who told you that was a position? That's stupid.
MisterE

Social climber
Sep 14, 2012 - 08:17pm PT
Responding to a 5th grade mentality (such as the OP) doesn't exactly make you (as a contributor to this forum) look even middle school, much less mature.

Just sayin', and I know what this makes me by this post - but I will take one for the team, as it were.

Carry on...or not (preferable).
tiki-jer

Trad climber
fresno/clovis
Sep 14, 2012 - 08:19pm PT
rottingjohnny..,...,love that story!!
I will f@ck up any dog that messes with my kids......in fact I would shove my fist soooooo far up a pitbulls mouth that I could yank his Balls out thru his throat!!!
FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
Sep 14, 2012 - 08:21pm PT
I never bit nobody.

But I can not vouch for food guy.

I'm only here cause food guy brought me & he's got a can opener.

I say bring on the kids & their treats.

Leave those old grumpy food guys at home. I say if you don't have a can opener you aren't worth anything. & my food guy has a can opener.
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2012 - 08:24pm PT
Tomi: Farouk I suggest you take yoga lessons and get flexible so you can blow yerself.

Sorry sir, but I am not gay and your homosexual fantasies should stay in your brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle

Trad climber
the f*#king peninsula.
Sep 14, 2012 - 08:25pm PT
Well played troll, well played.
MisterE

Social climber
Sep 14, 2012 - 08:29pm PT
As posted in the DEATH TO SPAMMERS thread, decide for yourself before you respond to this juvenile:

http://www.supertopo.com/inc/view_forum.php?dcid=Ozs4PDg7Jycr
MudPuppy

Trad climber
Davis, CA
Sep 14, 2012 - 08:31pm PT
Farouk will be the first one to bitch vigorously about the new "No Dogs Allowed" sign next time he leaves his mother's basement long enough to drive her car to his favorite crag.

And his next post will probably say something about "No Kids Allowed" signs . . .

You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2012 - 08:34pm PT
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Stay at home kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stay at home kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Credit: Farouk
this just in

climber
north fork
Sep 14, 2012 - 08:36pm PT
Farouk as a child jerking off a pit bull. Classic.
MudPuppy

Trad climber
Davis, CA
Sep 14, 2012 - 08:37pm PT
Credit: MudPuppy
ms55401

Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
Sep 14, 2012 - 09:06pm PT
Farouk is awesome.

Fukking breeders bringing their bastards to boulders in Bishop is bullshit
Michelle

Trad climber
the f*#king peninsula.
Sep 14, 2012 - 09:09pm PT
Bored now.
tiki-jer

Trad climber
fresno/clovis
Sep 14, 2012 - 09:10pm PT
Kid looks STONED!! And angle of the dangle......dog misses kid completely!
f'n pit bull!

Mitt got it square inda jaw!
Fill'er up!
tiki-jer

Trad climber
fresno/clovis
Sep 14, 2012 - 09:11pm PT
Leave 'Em both at home, Jeez!!
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Sep 14, 2012 - 09:37pm PT
If the parent had his kid on a leash like he should, he could have just yanked him away from your dog!!!









Dog trolls are effective trolls
moosedrool

Trad climber
Fremont
Sep 14, 2012 - 10:11pm PT
dogs are our best friends, not kids! I hope your dog didn't catch enything from that little bstrd!!!!!!!
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2012 - 10:13pm PT
misterE: As posted in the DEATH TO SPAMMERS thread, decide for yourself before you respond to this juvenile:

Thanks for the bump and have another drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jody

climber
35/53k
Sep 14, 2012 - 10:15pm PT
Better yet, stop having kids.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Sep 14, 2012 - 10:23pm PT
I was parralleell parking at Stoney last night and ran over this damn pit-bull mix.

Didn't see it, felt a big bump then heard all this screaming so I put it in drive and pulled forward again, felt another big bump and the screaming stopped.

Looked bad in the rearview so I pulled out and went bouldering up at Motesarts.
T H

Boulder climber
bouldering
Sep 14, 2012 - 10:51pm PT
pit-bull mix
lol - you got it's pedigree etc without even exiting your car. Ha ha.
bergbryce

Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Sep 14, 2012 - 11:04pm PT
Everything gets better when all the little pukes go back to school.
Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Sep 15, 2012 - 06:59am PT
^^^Wow...There's a bold post.
sullly

Trad climber
Sep 15, 2012 - 07:22am PT
Greg, feel free to nab the takes-up-too-much-bandwidth-guy. If at a real campfire and this man talked incessantly, he'd have the fire ring to himself within minutes.
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Sep 15, 2012 - 07:32am PT
MY dog "Washoe" is half eagle and half wolf and half killer whale. Your little canine is no match.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Sep 15, 2012 - 07:41am PT
Hi Greg


Please please pleeeeeease take these guys with you. Humorless dopes that can't spot an obvious troll and feel they have to be internet nannies are killing my morning entertainment.



And remember - leash your kids!

http://www.mountainproject.com/v/red-rocks-0918-21/107795480#a_107795915
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 15, 2012 - 08:21am PT
MY dog "Washoe" is half eagle and half wolf and half killer whale. Your little canine is no match.

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Three halfs including killer whale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You might have me on that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WBraun

climber
Sep 15, 2012 - 08:42am PT
Most of these forum threads here are stupid to begin with.

Lots of stupid topics.

Then there's stupid posters who post to these stupid topics and take them too seriously.

American forum posers posters are so stupid .....
MissJ

Social climber
AZ
Sep 15, 2012 - 09:03am PT
I agree WBraun. upon reading most of the threads on this site that begin with an intelligent topic , it seems someone has to post some reply with slander, off color or otherwise unrelated crap. It's as if some have a less than junior high mentality.
Especially the I QUIT themes. With freedom comes responsibility. This site doesn't have a moderator or does it ? I can't tell but if it does then he/she or they are irresponsible to allow so much negativity.

On topic , Bringing kids to climbing is a choice of the parent and tey are responsible for them. If you bring your dogs you are responsible for them . You have to teach kids to never tease dogs or go into an area whre one is without supervision. Respect for one another
x15x15

climber
Sep 15, 2012 - 09:06am PT
the line between troll and trolled is quite blurry round these parts...
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Sep 15, 2012 - 09:11am PT

MissJ...

5 total posts...

Another "TROLL"???...



Others with so few posts showing up left and right...

"TROLLS"???...


There are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to fuking many "TROLLS" on this forum if you ask me...(and you didn't!!!)...





FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
Sep 15, 2012 - 09:49am PT
Hooooowwwwwllll !!!!! baarrk!!!!

Kids with treats & dogs only please. Unless you have a can opener & know how to use it.


Stop bring your goldfish to the crags.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Sep 15, 2012 - 09:54am PT
Miss J

No one is forcing anyone to respond to this thread. The term I'll use is self moderation. If you feel the OP has offended you, click 'back.' problem solved, and those of us (like me) that DO have and love low brow humor can have places where we giggle amongst each other. Don't be so socially cognoscent you can't allow ridiculous side conversation.
Anastasia

climber
InLOVEwithAris.
Sep 15, 2012 - 10:05am PT
Farouk!

But then my dear child you can't come!

AFS
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Sep 15, 2012 - 10:10am PT

"But then my dear child you can't come!"...


A woman once told me that while she was smoking my sausage...

...

She prefered the LIQUID smoke...

FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
Sep 15, 2012 - 10:19am PT
Anastasia ----- you are just going to have to wait till that good looking kid of your's learns how to use a can opener.

On the other hand if you spill baby food all over the place I'm cool with that. No one needs to know but you, me, & the baby. I am an excellent baby cleaner if I do say myself.


MissJ

Social climber
AZ
Sep 15, 2012 - 11:06am PT
Locker, I'm sure when you were a newbie to this site you only had a few post too. Does that mean you were a TROLL?
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Sep 15, 2012 - 11:11am PT
He still is...

Cue the picture please.
the Fet

climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
Sep 15, 2012 - 11:13am PT
Of course there is a simple solution: leashes.

You also get the benefit of ensuring free range kids don't sh#t everywhere.
Michelle

Trad climber
the f*#king peninsula.
Sep 15, 2012 - 01:04pm PT
Miss J, he was.
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Sep 15, 2012 - 09:37pm PT
Got me. Friday night posting while blah blah blah.
pc

climber
Sep 15, 2012 - 09:46pm PT
Dude, You and your dog are doomed. Haven't you taught it to RUN THE FAROUK AWAY!!!!!when the offending plaything has a rattle?????


Farouk said, "Not if the kid provokes the dog like that little bastard and his rattle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
lubbockclimber

Trad climber
lubbock,tx
Sep 16, 2012 - 05:34am PT
Your dog just sounds like an as$hole.
MissJ

Social climber
AZ
Sep 16, 2012 - 06:33am PT
GDAVIS, No one is forcing anyone to respond to this thread. The term I'll use is self moderation. If you feel the OP has offended you, click 'back.' problem solved, and those of us (like me) that DO have and love low brow humor can have places where we giggle amongst each other. Don't be so socially cognoscent you can't allow ridiculous side conversation.

Firstly, GDavis I was not posting/speaking to you. Secondly, cognoscente is spelled with an e at the end. Thirdly, I have a great sense of humor and can even enjoy a little bawdy humor (not filthy). But, when name calling and total disrespect for someone enters the picture then it is nothing short of bullying. AND that is not allowed and should not be tolerated by anyone even on this site by young or old.
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Sep 16, 2012 - 06:38am PT
Not that I condone it, but if name calling and disrespect troubles you, then supertopo is not the place to be. It gets ugly here. Wish it didn't, but it does. I mention it in case you didn't realize it. Best -
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Sep 16, 2012 - 06:54am PT
Firstly, GDavis I was not posting/speaking to you. Secondly, cognoscente is spelled with an e at the end.



Nope, no f*#ks to give here.
MissJ

Social climber
AZ
Sep 16, 2012 - 07:28am PT
Well now, isn't that special!
kenny morrell

Trad climber
danville,ca
Sep 16, 2012 - 07:29am PT
first of all, if your dog is not good around humans leave it at home. second if your dog bit my kid i would have to kill it.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Sep 16, 2012 - 07:53am PT
if your dog bit my kid i would have to kill it.


Just because he has a dog bite is no reason to kill your kid kenny!
Bruce Kay

Gym climber
BC
Sep 16, 2012 - 08:05am PT
I wouldn't be so sure about that. Ever seen a kid with rabies?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owV2V3Cfn7g
plasticluvr

Gym climber
ft lauderdale fl
Sep 18, 2012 - 04:07pm PT
Do you super tough dog killers ever think about what will happen to you if you threaten the wrong dog/dog owner? I mean, for one, your old infirm ass won't be sitting behind a keyboard. And two, that young punk
with the dog would surely beat your elderly ass all over the hillside for even slightly hurting his pet.

I know it is cool to sound tough on the internet, even if your glory days were 25 years ago. But I hope you are not that stupid to hurt someone's dog just cause you got nipped.

Watch out cause my dog will get you and your mean little vermin!


my dog Mars Rover!!
my dog Mars Rover!!
Credit: plasticluvr
the kid

Trad climber
fayetteville, wv
Sep 18, 2012 - 04:12pm PT
classic. maybe you should keep the dog at home too..
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Sep 18, 2012 - 04:14pm PT

"Locker, I'm sure when you were a newbie to this site you only had a few post too. Does that mean you were a TROLL?




Brandon-

climber

The Granite State.


Sep 15, 2012 - 11:11am PT

He still is...

Cue the picture please.





Michelle


Trad climber

the f*#king peninsula.



Sep 15, 2012 - 01:04pm PT

Miss J, he was. "
...




and there you have it!!!...

;-)



stich

Trad climber
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Sep 18, 2012 - 04:14pm PT
Credit: stich

PLEASE DO NOT LET YOUR CHILD TOUCH MY CLIMBING EQUIPMENT!!!!1111
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Sep 18, 2012 - 04:32pm PT
I have no kids
I have no dogs

Am I like the perfect partner, or what? ;)

plasticluvr

Gym climber
ft lauderdale fl
Sep 18, 2012 - 04:48pm PT
puppy eater
puppy eater
Credit: plasticluvr





This is what happens when you don't watch your offsprings!
x15x15

climber
Sep 18, 2012 - 05:05pm PT
Do you super tough dog killers ever think about what will happen to you if you threaten the wrong dog/dog owner? I mean, for one, your old infirm ass won't be sitting behind a keyboard. And two, that young punk
with the dog would surely beat your elderly ass all over the hillside for even slightly hurting his pet.

now this is the typical, machismo, stupidtaco line of thinking that makes this place so... entertaining...

myself, i would much rather square off with a young punk, than an old, seasoned fart... most young punks aint tough, just stupid. those old farts, they know what pain is all about, and like it too... for those of us in the middle, BRING it on...
plasticluvr

Gym climber
ft lauderdale fl
Sep 18, 2012 - 05:21pm PT
PLEASE don't let those vicious munchkins  devour me!!!!!!
PLEASE don't let those vicious munchkins devour me!!!!!!
Credit: plasticluvr
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Sep 18, 2012 - 05:31pm PT
Comments coming in from Florida don't count!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Sep 18, 2012 - 05:34pm PT
Heh.
Anastasia

climber
InLOVEwithAris.
Sep 18, 2012 - 05:34pm PT
I read this to my dog and she just yawned and took her position next to the kid. I don't have to protect the kid, the dog considers that her job. I don't have to protect the dog, first of all she doesn't mess with other people and... If someone messes with me, the kid or her, well... They better hope the dog takes care of it, she is a heck of a lot nicer than the man of this family. Mark my words, a heck of a lot nicer.
AFS
plasticluvr

Gym climber
ft lauderdale fl
Sep 18, 2012 - 05:42pm PT
Hey Kennyt you better watch out for Florida Zombies

Zombie attacks have now become a campus concern.

On Monday, UM will be testing its ability to respond to a zombie outbreak. The university medical staff and students will combat the virus by distributing medical doses to stop the spread, in this case using Sour Patch Kids and Swedish Fish candies.

comments from Florida Matter Kennyt!
comments from Florida Matter Kennyt!
Credit: plasticluvr
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Sep 18, 2012 - 05:44pm PT
That's one I believe
PeteC

climber
Sep 18, 2012 - 06:06pm PT
Credit: PeteC


Spread the joy, not the hate.
plasticluvr

Gym climber
ft lauderdale fl
Sep 18, 2012 - 06:14pm PT
tastes like chicken
tastes like chicken
Credit: plasticluvr
plasticluvr

Gym climber
ft lauderdale fl
Sep 19, 2012 - 08:58am PT


fyi kennyt the huntin is good out down south
fyi kennyt the huntin is good out down south
Credit: plasticluvr
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Sep 19, 2012 - 09:05am PT
Credit: Piton Ron


Damn. That sucks!

Looks like I can't use these.
jeff_m

Social climber
700' up
Sep 19, 2012 - 09:31am PT
Please people! Enough already!

In the words of Rodney King:

"Can't we all just...














































...get some PCP and a few tranny crack whores?"


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Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Sep 19, 2012 - 10:05am PT
Hey PeteC;
That baby looks like, a BABY DONINI!!!









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stich

Trad climber
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Sep 19, 2012 - 10:08am PT
Baby Donini is going to make an anchor with just that one #3.
plasticluvr

Gym climber
ft lauderdale fl
Sep 19, 2012 - 10:08am PT
How about this goes up at the parking lot for the happys?

Credit: plasticluvr
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Sep 19, 2012 - 10:13am PT
Instead of a rattle, Baby Donini had a #3 Camalot
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Sep 19, 2012 - 10:14am PT


"Instead of a rattle"...

Cosmic had a BONG...

plasticluvr

Gym climber
ft lauderdale fl
Sep 19, 2012 - 10:26am PT
the donini pocket guide says <br/>
the donini pocket guide says

Credit: plasticluvr




leave your kids at home!
leave your kids at home!
Credit: plasticluvr
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Sep 19, 2012 - 10:30am PT
Instead of a Rattle,
Locker had a...















































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Missing photo ID#263985
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Sep 19, 2012 - 10:34am PT


LOL!!!...

Now yer talkin!!!...

plasticluvr

Gym climber
ft lauderdale fl
Sep 19, 2012 - 10:42am PT
blue pacifier?
plasticluvr

Gym climber
ft lauderdale fl
Sep 19, 2012 - 10:50am PT
all these pacifiers taste like poop
all these pacifiers taste like poop
Credit: plasticluvr
plasticluvr

Gym climber
ft lauderdale fl
Sep 19, 2012 - 02:14pm PT
can't we all just get along!
can't we all just get along!
Credit: plasticluvr
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Sep 19, 2012 - 04:26pm PT
Mother of God, I'm repulsed, intrigued and amazed simultaneously Cosmic. That's beyond normal, that's ART right there!!!








Art right here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art

the goat

climber
north central WA
Sep 19, 2012 - 04:35pm PT
Baby Donini, our youngest ambassador.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Sep 19, 2012 - 05:27pm PT
Cosmic, didn't know my cheeks were so plump. At least I can beat off the rest of the kids with my trusty blue camalot.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Sep 19, 2012 - 05:38pm PT
All Babies have FAT Cheeks, Donini!


Couchmaster;
Thanks for the compliment.
You don't know how much that means to me.
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Sep 20, 2012 - 07:52pm PT
Dang, you'se guys are too funny, rotflmao!!
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Sep 21, 2012 - 10:10am PT


ROFL!!!...

...

phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Sep 21, 2012 - 03:30pm PT
Baby Donini is TRULY a work of art! Cosmic, you have brought some value to one of the lamest troll threads ever.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Sep 21, 2012 - 03:39pm PT
Look at the hand size.

No telling how Baby Donini is going to screw up the crack ratings!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Sep 21, 2012 - 03:46pm PT
Uncle baby Fester-Donini
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Sep 21, 2012 - 03:50pm PT
Donini's Mini-ME
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Sep 21, 2012 - 03:53pm PT
Donini-me...
fsck

climber
Sep 21, 2012 - 03:57pm PT
mini-nini is clutch on those 1.5" fist cracks.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Sep 22, 2012 - 03:42pm PT
LOL @ baby Donini
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Sep 22, 2012 - 04:17pm PT

I'd have Donini-Me lead me up a climb anyday!
Daddy Donini too!
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Sep 22, 2012 - 07:06pm PT
Cosmic, just back from a couple of days climbing and I worked on belay anchors. You'll have to replace the blue camalot....I now only use .3 camalots (blue too) for belays, number 3's are overkill.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Sep 22, 2012 - 07:11pm PT
^^^^^
LOLOLOL
finger cracks are the new hand cracks for you,
Nini-Me
lightninglycett

climber
Sep 23, 2012 - 09:39am PT
I agree, the child should have been left at home. Children have no business rock climbing, it is dangerous and they require CONSTANT supervision, not to mention the dangers of being left out in the heat etc. per gdavis

this thread is why i occasionally check the supertopo forum PURE ENTERTAINMENT. i bring my kid to the crag, somehow she manages the heat....sometimes i bring the 2 most obnoxious dogs in the world to the crag.....ive been known to smoke weed at a crag.....drink beer at a crag.... THANK GOD WE LIVE IN A FREE WORLD!!!!!
wstmrnclmr

Trad climber
Bolinas, CA
Sep 23, 2012 - 12:00pm PT
I thought all boulderers are nothing but children.....
High Fructose Corn Spirit

Gym climber
-A race of corn eaters
Sep 23, 2012 - 02:15pm PT
Farouk, are you a muslim?

If so, Mr. Anderson would like to have a word with you!!!!!!!!
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 26, 2012 - 08:56pm PT
BUMP IT ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 18, 2013 - 10:16pm PT
Bump for fun!
Vegasclimber

Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
Mar 18, 2013 - 11:19pm PT
Moose don't do that to me. I thought Farouk/Weldit/trustifarian was back. I wonder what his next persona will be.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Mar 18, 2013 - 11:30pm PT
Farouk wasn't banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His account is still active!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is Farouk!!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Why did he stop???!!?!?!??!??!?!!?!!!!!!!!!
BASE104

Social climber
An Oil Field
Mar 19, 2013 - 02:43am PT
Shoot all of the dogs and reduce crowding.
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 19, 2013 - 07:52am PT
Shoot the dogs?????????

Cage the kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pud

climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
Mar 19, 2013 - 08:02am PT
How 'bout STOP BRINGING WHINERS TO THE BOULDERS !!!!!!!!




Everyone likes an empty crag.


BTW, if a dog ever 'nips' any of my kids, it would be lucky if a permanent limp is all it got.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Mar 19, 2013 - 08:39am PT
Credit: drljefe
V10 boulderer, V15 papa

I'd rather listen to a baby giggle than some shitty colorado ipod music at ironman

mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Mar 19, 2013 - 09:25am PT
I wish kids would stop feeding my dog their sandwiches. Do you they not realize what PBJ does to a dog's ass? I have to sleep in the same tent as that mutt.
Chim-Chim

climber
Mar 19, 2013 - 09:34am PT
Boulders are child sized rocks so it make sense to have kids around. Real climbing not so much.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Mar 19, 2013 - 09:37am PT
Easy fellas.
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 19, 2013 - 09:56am PT
Annoyance levels:

20 dogs = 10 climbers = 1 kid
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Mar 19, 2013 - 10:00am PT
I usually avoid people when I'm climbing, so they usually don't annoy me too much.

Dogs only annoy me when they are aggressive. If they are aggressive to me or my dogs, they will get a boot to the head. Otherwise I'll gladly share my water, give them a treat, etc.

Kids that don't scream are awesome at the crag. I'll gladly run over and spot a little one scrambling up some sketchy choss and high five them when they are done.

But that's just me, and I'm an as#@&%e.
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