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Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 9, 2012 - 07:50am PT
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.salon.com/2012/08/09/honey_boo_boo_lovable_racist_dysfunction/





locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Aug 9, 2012 - 07:57am PT


"Honey Boo Boo"???...


Looks like pure SH!T to me!!!...



;-)


Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Aug 9, 2012 - 08:35am PT
I am starting to think Werner is right.
fear

Ice climber
hartford, ct
Aug 9, 2012 - 08:39am PT
So who is the target audience for a "show" like that do you think? I'm a little confused.

The pedophile market just can't be THAT big... I hope...
MikeL

climber
SANTA CLARA, CA
Aug 9, 2012 - 08:53am PT
Hilarious commentary in the first video. I'd watch her program again, whatever it was.
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Aug 9, 2012 - 09:03am PT
"So who is the target audience for a "show" like that do you think? I'm a little confused."


It's for those who don't have a WalMart local. The rest of us see these people when we do our shopping.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Aug 9, 2012 - 09:05am PT
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 17, 2012 - 08:05am PT

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/shocker-honey-boo-boo-momma-2008-run-in-law-article-1.1138139
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Aug 17, 2012 - 08:09am PT
so can I adopt honey boo boo now? Who do i call?
TwistedCrank

climber
Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho
Aug 17, 2012 - 08:20am PT
Gettin' jacked on Red Bull and Mountain Dew sippy-cup concoctions.

Fakkin awesome.
Anastasia

climber
InLOVEwithAris.
Aug 17, 2012 - 08:32am PT
I expect to see her in rehab during her early teens.
cms

Trad climber
Aug 17, 2012 - 08:41am PT
ummm...

first world problems thread???
TwistedCrank

climber
Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho
Aug 17, 2012 - 11:55am PT
ummm...

first world problems thread???

Wrong. That shizz only happens in Kentucky. And Alabama. And Georgia. And Mississippi. And Louisiana. And placed like that.
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Aug 17, 2012 - 11:59am PT
Most of America right there.


Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Aug 17, 2012 - 12:01pm PT
In tonight's episode...

Honey Boo Boo visits Las Vegas, and Big Momma takes a roll of toilet paper to the crap table.
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Aug 17, 2012 - 12:04pm PT
all that primping and posing must be a gym climber in training
Anastasia

climber
InLOVEwithAris.
Aug 17, 2012 - 12:05pm PT
TwistedCrank,

Sadly stupidity is everywhere. It's not exclusive to any geographic, ethnic, or specific religion/culture...
Blissab

Trad climber
Westhampton, MA
Aug 17, 2012 - 12:20pm PT
Who says this country suffers from an obesity problem...just keep chugging that Mountain Dew and downing those pork rinds. Makes for the next great generation!
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Aug 17, 2012 - 12:28pm PT
Pork rinds n' Dew, the ultimate road trip nurishment.
jaaan

Trad climber
Chamonix, France
Aug 18, 2012 - 01:26am PT
I can't think of a better reason for retaining the death penalty. Preferably the chair.
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Aug 18, 2012 - 07:06am PT
Don't get me started on these kid-pageants and the idiotic parents. These shows run pretty much non- stop on certain channels. The fact that that many people are tuning in is an incredibly sad statement about American Society IMO.

Boo-Boo.. yeesh.. what a horrific little slug. A slug with loads of infectious personality who is being ruthlessly exploited by her family. Her parents should be lap-banded then sterilized.
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Aug 18, 2012 - 07:25am PT
I'm not sure which is worse, that this kind of trash can sustain an audience, or that it's on The LEARNING Channel. WTF? Learning what? That our country is full of psychotic obese rednecks?
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Aug 18, 2012 - 07:40am PT
Learning what? That our country is full of psychotic obese rednecks?


Yup- that pretty much sums it up in a nutshell.

95% of Cable TV = Alien hunters, bigfoot hunters, hillbilly catfish hunters, gator-hunters, housewife reality shows, guido reality shows, loudmouth obnoxious brides behaving badly shows and kid pageant/dance shows.

So cable TV basically targets : rednecks, teen-aged girls with fantasies of granduer, and pedophiles.

locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Aug 18, 2012 - 08:54am PT


"So cable TV basically targets : rednecks, teen-aged girls with fantasies of granduer, and pedophiles."...

What elses is there???...

Credit: locker
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Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Aug 18, 2012 - 10:21am PT
what happened to the good natured Cosby show?


and scripted tv shows!



Reality bites. I want escapism.
The Call Of K2 Lou

climber
Squamish
Aug 18, 2012 - 10:57am PT
Farouk's link:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/shocker-honey-boo-boo-momma-2008-run-in-law-article-1.1138139

"Reality" TV stars apparently get vetted like they're vice-presidential candidates. Let's see those tax returns! (Insert joke here.)

PS: I am disgusted with myself for even commenting on this garbage. And on a climbing website no less! It almost makes me glad for the constant political diarrhea one can wade into on the Mighty Taco. (Well, maybe not quite glad...)
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Aug 18, 2012 - 11:43am PT
If it wasn't for the Tour de France and Formula 1, the satelite dish on my roof would be used for target practice.

As pointed out up-thread, it's the freaking Learning Channel. But nobody learns anything watching it.

If you're interested in learning something about how motorcycles are built, how fish are caught, how trees are cut down, or how that aligator skin on your Florshiems got there, whatever you do, don't watch the motorcycle show, the fish-catching show, the logging show, or any of the twenty or thirty alligator shows. You'll just waste your time.

If you do watch, however, you will see a series of arguements and fights among the loggers, mechanics, fisherman and Oakies in swamps.

And don't forget the competition. Do people really care which group of Oregon shitheads cuts down the most pine trees this season? Or which rusted shithulk of a boat catches the most fish? Why even keep track?

No more learning on The Learning Channel, no more discovery on the Discovery Channel, and no more art or entertainment on Arts and Entertainment ( A&E ), unless you think cleaning a shitpile out of an abandoned storage locker in Moreno Valley is *art*.

When was the last time you saw anything historical on the History Channel? There used to be interesting stuff there - even if it was something like "The History Of Paint".

( I'm not making that up. I saw that one several years ago, and learned a few things about paint - like blue was always a hard color to get your hands on, and why lead was added to paint, but not anymore )

Now, "history" is apparently best represented by a couple of sloppy fat-asses in a pawn shop, arguing and fighting among one another. At least that's what someone there thinks, because that's what now dominates that once-interesting channel.

Everything seems to follow the same format. Some call it "reality" or "competition" shows. But this crap is really more like a soap opera than anything else. In the soap operas your Aunt used to watch, the hospital they were set in was there only as a backdrop for inter-personal conflicts and rivalries, and not as an actual hospital.

Same with these modern soap operas, but now it's not the hospital. It's the swamp, or the crab boat, or the motorcycle shop as the set for the soap opera action.

Or the baby fashion show ( which I suspect is not really a show about baby fashion, but more about the arguements and fights among the participants ).
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 4, 2012 - 12:45pm PT
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riley Wyna

Trad climber
A crack near you
Sep 4, 2012 - 02:48pm PT
Honey Boo Boo beat the RNC on its last night.
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 5, 2012 - 07:46am PT
BEST EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 16, 2012 - 12:41pm PT
Final episode coming up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2203891/Honey-Boo-Boo-squeezes-fun-signing-autographs-amusement-arcade-press-junket.html
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 8, 2012 - 08:00pm PT
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HooRAY for the white Oprah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/rosie-buy-honey-boo-boo-family-a-house-article-1.1177598
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 10, 2012 - 04:51am PT
Odeurs de poisson.
Le Marchand de poisson pourrissant certainement se faire chier.
Couturière pathétique pauvre.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Oct 10, 2012 - 05:13am PT

Honey Boo Boo beat the RNC on its last night

Because viewers couldn't tell one from the other and thought they were watching the RNC
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 10, 2012 - 05:19am PT
Govenor Chris christy Republican from New Jersey. Hey MITT, next time ...
Govenor Chris christy Republican from New Jersey. Hey MITT, next time you can put your foot in my mouth I'm hungry.
Credit: philo
I ATE A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Oct 10, 2012 - 07:55am PT
Baiting Farouk again Philo?? It's been quiet lately...
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 10, 2012 - 08:09am PT
A-t-il quelque chose j'e'te' dit? ??????????????????????????
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Oct 10, 2012 - 08:19am PT


Is the kids nickname...

Honey Boo Boo???...

What does that boil down to???...

The fat fuk Mom ate some honey and sh!t out her kid, which then = "Honey Boo Boo"???...

What the fuk???...

philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 10, 2012 - 08:21am PT
That's what the Daddy said when the balloon burst. "Honey, BooBoo".
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Oct 10, 2012 - 08:34am PT


What are her other kids names???...



Mustard Sh!t and Bell Pepper Poo???...
covelocos

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Oct 10, 2012 - 09:15am PT
I haven't owned a tv for over 24 years and I had to be exposed to this 'show' on Super Topo?!?
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Oct 10, 2012 - 09:19am PT
lil Boo Boo is a chip off the old block, or a little scoop out of the old lard bucket?
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Oct 10, 2012 - 05:25pm PT
Ok. This is the third or fourth time I've heard about this program. So I went and watched about 10 minutes of an episode. I'm speechless...this is the stuff that is on the Learning Channel now? Stunning.

Susan
socialclimber

Trad climber
CA
Oct 10, 2012 - 05:28pm PT
This is just exhibit whatever that humans are headed for extinction...

Charles
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Oct 10, 2012 - 06:41pm PT
This is just exhibit whatever that humans are headed for extinction...


Not at the rate they reproduce!


Susan
dejavu75

Trad climber
Rancho Santa Margarita, CA
Oct 10, 2012 - 07:03pm PT
Not at the rate they reproduce!

Yeah until one of them gets into the Oval Office and their fat fingers on the nuclear trigger. And then there goes honey boom boom...
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Oct 23, 2012 - 04:21pm PT
"I make you holla for a dolla"
briham89

Big Wall climber
san jose, ca
Oct 23, 2012 - 04:30pm PT
I never heard about this sh#t until I saw the South Park episode making fun of it. Thank you Matt and Trey for making fun of this and exposing how ridiculous it is. I can't believe people watch this sh#t. I hate society sometimes....
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 24, 2012 - 05:19am PT
The ones to blame are the FREAKING SPONSORS!!!

Don't buy their products if you don't buy their lame show.

And, IT IS THE APOTHEOSIS OF LAME!!!



Who's gonna say, "Define 'lame'?"
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 24, 2012 - 05:21am PT
Define define.
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briham89

Big Wall climber
san jose, ca
Oct 24, 2012 - 08:42am PT


Thank you south park
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Oct 24, 2012 - 08:46am PT


"or a little scoop out of the old lard bucket? "...



CAREFUL!!!...

That kind of comment will get t*r on yer case...

LOL!!!...

socialclimber

Trad climber
CA
Oct 24, 2012 - 08:59am PT
Fat, ignorant and lazy... the new normal...

We keep lowering expectations to make mediocrity seem amazing...

Charles
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Oct 24, 2012 - 09:01am PT
"You better RedNeckerize!"

Sweet Jeebus. Thank gawd some of us are trying to raise healthy semi-enlightened children.

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