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Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 8, 2012 - 04:31pm PT
I left a 1" tubular nylon sling hanging right at the start of Cathedral Peak on the 5th. It was blue with some slight fading and has red tape and sharpie star on the sewn area. The doods behind us said they did not take it, but one of the Bros from Salinas was pretty rude and unhelpful, not only about the sling but when we got off root and asked for them to toss us a line. They were dicks but not thieves me thinks. Anyway, it would be super cool if someone that took this sling would send it back to me for some carma and all that. Taking gear that is not yours is pretty much not cool!!!!!!!!!!!! And yeah, I did go back and look for it and it was stolen.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 8, 2012 - 04:33pm PT
They rescued you and you are worried about a sling?
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Jul 8, 2012 - 04:35pm PT
No one ever returned the jumar that I dropped from the Ear on the Salathe in 1985. Damn thieves......
Ian Gill

Big Wall climber
Redding, CA
Jul 8, 2012 - 05:06pm PT

You might send a PM to Hudon. He mentioned something about taking a hike out of Toulumne, said he heard it through the grapevine that there might be a piece of "tat" on Cathedral and that he'd better go clean it!
nature

climber
SoSlo, CO
Jul 8, 2012 - 05:09pm PT
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=1872372&tn=0
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Jul 8, 2012 - 07:42pm PT
How much effort and expense are you willing to spend on a faded 1" sling?

Now that you have insulted the person that picked it up, do you really expect to get it back?
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Jul 8, 2012 - 07:49pm PT
at least the dude didn't kick your dog!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jul 8, 2012 - 07:52pm PT
Not your sling,

but I found a faded 1" sling in the parking lot at Upper Breadloaves at City of Rocks last year. It had likely been dropped, while someone was organizing gear.

Since I am kind and sensitive: I left it for the owner


in the garbage can.
Mtnmun

Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
Jul 8, 2012 - 08:01pm PT
Troll
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Jul 8, 2012 - 08:02pm PT
"Troll"...


^^^

BINGO!!!...





EDITED:

But I totally SUPPORT it because it's just about RIGHT ON the mark...


Next thing you know someone will be starting a thread because they lost their dirty underware...

and then some idiot will start phoney RIP threads (hmmm, something SIMILAR going on there)...


;-)



nature

climber
SoSlo, CO
Jul 8, 2012 - 08:04pm PT
http://www.supertopo.com/inc/view_forum.php?dcid=Ozs4PDg7Jycr



For vanity sake alone I should push my red button and nuke your ass.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 8, 2012 - 08:16pm PT
Remember in The Greatest Show On Earth when Rusty Baillie says, "Here's a useful piece of fine nylon." and tosses Patey a shoelace that his dog regurgitated?
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Jul 8, 2012 - 08:17pm PT
Farouk needs his shift 1 key killed.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 8, 2012 - 08:20pm PT
That ain't all.

Off root?
Carma?

LOL
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 9, 2012 - 06:38pm PT
Im not surprised at the elitist attictude around here. I dont like thieves and for sure my sling was stolen. It would be great is someone under 50 had something constructive to say instead of all you old bitter theif supporters. I would say see you on the rock but you dont climb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go-B

climber
2 Timothy 1:9-10
Jul 9, 2012 - 06:58pm PT
I need somebody...
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 9, 2012 - 07:35pm PT
Do they still make climbers under 50?
nature

climber
SoSlo, CO
Jul 9, 2012 - 07:50pm PT
No Jay... they don't make 'em. They grow 'em.


I admit. I have your sling. I'm climbing tomorrow and I'm under 50. come and get it. I'd be happy to hand it back to you.
ionlyski

Trad climber
Kalispell, Montana
Jul 9, 2012 - 07:55pm PT
I have it Faruk. Send me $15 bucks to cover the UPS so I can return it. Thank God it's you cuz If it was somebody else I'd turn them in for littering trash.

Arne
johntp

Trad climber
socal
Jul 9, 2012 - 07:56pm PT
nature is wrong. I saw it on Chessler's site and is yours for $1,000.00
nature

climber
SoSlo, CO
Jul 9, 2012 - 07:58pm PT
attictude
?

did you mean arctictude?

regardless.... arne and john are full of nylon sh#t. I have it. $1001 and it's yours.


literbug.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jul 9, 2012 - 08:03pm PT
I left a 1" tubular nylon sling hanging right at the start of Cathedral Peak on the 5th.

What a stoopid thing to do. When you get it back, sew it onto your forehead and invest in a mirror so that you readily check to see if it's still attached.
nature

climber
SoSlo, CO
Jul 9, 2012 - 08:05pm PT
and by the way... what kind of 'tard climbs with 1" these days?

tosser.
little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Jul 9, 2012 - 09:11pm PT
1" webbing? sounds suspiciously like someone over 50
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 9, 2012 - 09:17pm PT
Still waiting for someone who aint a dick and is under 50 to post. Old gonners who don't climb can step off and go clip some bolts. And, dumbasses, REI sells more 1" slings than any other size and if you actually climbed you would know this. Read it: REI, not AARP, so suk it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nature

climber
SoSlo, CO
Jul 9, 2012 - 09:23pm PT
Nice try. I guess the chum is working sorta OK. Except the fish keep spitting it out like the girl you promised you wouldn't c#m in her mouth.
Anastasia

climber
InLOVEwithAris.
Jul 9, 2012 - 09:23pm PT
I'm under fifty, don't have a dick but heck... I'm also wondering what type of root? Seriously is it a tree root, the root of a word? I have no idea how you can mix slings with roots...

Plus I know Carma, she's a nice puppy.



Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 9, 2012 - 09:46pm PT
Nature you young scalawag sling theif....
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Jul 9, 2012 - 09:57pm PT
you kids keep it down over there...
Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Jul 9, 2012 - 10:16pm PT
Uhhhh...Farouk rappels with Boy Scouts on Home Depot rope.Is nobody getting this?
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jul 9, 2012 - 10:29pm PT
Still waiting for someone who aint a dick and is under 50 to post. Old gonners who don't climb can step off and go clip some bolts. And, dumbasses, REI sells more 1" slings than any other size and if you actually climbed you would know this. Read it: REI, not AARP, so suk it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perhaps the most articulate post ever.




















Not.
























The worthless thread thread
bullfrog

Trad climber
Jul 9, 2012 - 10:54pm PT
I know. The faded sling is special to you. It's got a star on it...


I'm under 50, yet I'm old enough to know not to feed the trolls and I'm still responding. I must be bored.

There's another lost and found thread with some pretty special looking underwear on it. Perhaps if you start using frilly lace to mark your slings people will realize how important they are to you.
Lennox

climber
just southwest of the center of the universe
Jul 9, 2012 - 11:05pm PT
Avast!

Nyahhaa! ha! ha!


Ahoy, I shall be sailing solo there tomorrow, and if it hasn't already been bootied, I shall claim it as mine! And then seek grog due Nor'East!!!

Nyahhaa! ha! ha!

I be 48.

Learn from this ye lubber,

Regards,

One-eyed Cap'n Scott



Captain...or Skully

climber
Jul 9, 2012 - 11:24pm PT
Aye. That be The Way.
Avast yer dang self, or some such, ya frickin' pirate.
Heehee.
Yeah, I'm going........(to the car). Cheers!
Lennox

climber
just southwest of the center of the universe
Jul 9, 2012 - 11:29pm PT
Ahoy, me Cap'n.

Aye, and drink up me hearty!


little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Jul 10, 2012 - 12:28am PT
oh yeah, that wide stuff, the big 1 inch


getcha some
getcha some
Credit: little Z
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Jul 10, 2012 - 12:38am PT
REI sells more 1" slings than any other size

Last time I went to an REI to get bail slings on the way to a weekend adventure, they didn't have any cut-to-length bulk slings.

More proof for over-50 poster remembering the good ol' days when every climber knew how to tie a water knot.
bullfrog

Trad climber
Jul 10, 2012 - 08:00pm PT
@Nutjob

In my forties and yes, still familiar with the water knot. REI is an extremely slow sinking ship.

I remember as a child in the 70's my father hitting the Berkeley REI for parts / components when building his own backpacks. He wasn't a climber but a fairly serious backpacker and an engineer, which lead to him wanting to build his own backpacks to fit his needs. It worked back then.

REI's soul has been draining over the years since and it is only a matter of time before it becomes a purely yuppie clothing / lifestyle store like Lands End. (They used to sell sailing supplies....)

MisterE

Social climber
Jul 10, 2012 - 08:58pm PT
First world problems.
bullfrog

Trad climber
Jul 10, 2012 - 09:36pm PT
Ha! Agreed Mr. E. Woe is me. my retailers are sucking more and more. I've got it so rough.


On the flip side. Yes it's a first world problem. But does that mean it's not worth anything whatsoever? Climbing in and of itself seems like kind of a first world thing after all. Maybe we should ignore everything related to it until we have the rest of the world's problems sorted out.

drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Jul 10, 2012 - 10:03pm PT
Hey, a little late to this thread...

I accidentally spilled some chalk under The Womb at the Buttermilks this spring.
Chalk was white Endo
I know it's a longshot, but if you happened to poach some of those chalk pebbles could you please reimburse me?
Thanks
bullfrog

Trad climber
Jul 10, 2012 - 10:08pm PT
They very well could be with locker's underwear. http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/1873830/LOST-Dirty-Underwear-Currently-ON-topic

Sorry locker. Don't know you man but it seems we have a Bermuda triangle of lost $$!t swirling around here lately and I just want to make sure everyone is "in the know".

Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Jul 10, 2012 - 10:10pm PT
Yeah Jefe,I found yer stash.Gave me a helluva nose bleed. ;))
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Jul 10, 2012 - 10:13pm PT
I took your sling you stupid A-rab.

You and/or your lost p-ner took a steaming dump on the belay at P3 and empty GU packets all around the base.

So there is YOUR car-ma.



Meet me at at B-1 boulder and Stoney tomorrow nite and I'll give you it IN person. (...freakin' meat-head)
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Jul 10, 2012 - 10:13pm PT

Well...

if anyone does find my dirty underwear, I fully EXPECT them to be kind enough to return them...

they mean a lot to me...

Here's a photo of another pair of mine that looks just like them so you'll know what to look for...

...

bullfrog

Trad climber
Jul 10, 2012 - 10:36pm PT
locker. dude. Well I saw all those special pairs originally posted and thought you were looking to recover something personally significant. All I can say now is I hope they are really comfortable and the recovery party has a large bottle of bleach.
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Jul 10, 2012 - 10:41pm PT

Bleach???...

What for???...

bullfrog

Trad climber
Jul 10, 2012 - 10:48pm PT
Well, when we find something that might be...

A little less than ...

And we are worried about...

Oh hell. They bare your mark so they are important to you right?

Please return Locker's special underwear to him if you find them!
FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
Jul 10, 2012 - 10:48pm PT
You mean you're not suppose to leave the slings.

So that's how Rosebud chalks those paws.

If my dogs use any of your chalk next time I'm at the Buttermilks I'll send you a royalty check.

How bout them beaners should I leave em or not?
Onewhowalksonrocks

Mountain climber
portland, Maine
Jul 11, 2012 - 01:47pm PT
This SH_T makes me f-cking sick.

So, I am over 50 by one year. That just means I know how Sh it rolls around here.

1 ) You’re an A hole for littering.

2 )Since you are not a climber you don't about booty and the unwritten rules.

3 )Who gave you permission to post on a climbers web site.

4 )Let us know where you will be "hiking next" so we can booty your sh it.

As far as throwing you a line to "help you". This takes just too long to explain. And for a non-climber under the age of 10 to understand, would be just a waste of time.

Remember let us know where you'll be.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jul 11, 2012 - 02:00pm PT
I saw this was still here with alot of ! marks. Just take your finger off the key, then it will stop making them.


Watch here ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


take your finger all and they magically stop, it's EZ


Locker (personal, don't read this if you're not Locker). You definitely do not need bleach.












































You'll need napalm (I've got a bit stashed away, let me know if you find 'em).
nature

climber
SoSlo, CO
Jul 11, 2012 - 02:17pm PT
You know, Jefe..... that Endo is precious stuff.

Apparently Frank Endo is having trouble getting supplied and thus you can't find that stuff anymore. Summit Hut is out! (I did a phone order - I know).

So yes, whoever bootied your chalk pebbles owes you big time. Regardless of the fact that leaving chalk pebbles is something only a n00b would do (talking to you locker!)
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jul 11, 2012 - 05:15pm PT
I used to get my Endo at the local pharmacy. Said it was a cure for wild tummy. No sh!t.
bullfrog

Trad climber
Jul 11, 2012 - 05:23pm PT
k-man,

Are you suggesting Endo might be a solution for locker's "issues"?
locker

Gym climber
DUH!!!...
Jul 11, 2012 - 05:31pm PT



photo not found
Missing photo ID#255002
...



Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 11, 2012 - 05:47pm PT
This SH_T makes me f-cking sick.

So, I am over 50 by one year. That just means I know how Sh it rolls around here.

1 ) You’re an A hole for littering.

2 )Since you are not a climber you don't about booty and the unwritten rules.

3 )Who gave you permission to post on a climbers web site.

4 )Let us know where you will be "hiking next" so we can booty your sh it.

As far as throwing you a line to "help you". This takes just too long to explain. And for a non-climber under the age of 10 to understand, would be just a waste of time.

Remember let us know where you'll be.



hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Old guys are funny! Get back to me when you get a job at DNC grampa!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait................ they never hired you cuz you were too old and didn't climb. hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a looser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Jul 11, 2012 - 07:24pm PT
What a looser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Guffaw.
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jul 11, 2012 - 07:34pm PT
locker's "issues"?


locker's got shoes.... indeedydoody.
bullfrog

Trad climber
Jul 11, 2012 - 07:40pm PT
Figured he might have a pair or two. I was mainly referring to the "leaky gasket" issue.

zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jul 11, 2012 - 07:43pm PT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One finger buried in his nose (or arse) and the other stuck on the keyboard.

Learn how to type.
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 11, 2012 - 08:19pm PT



Onewhowalksonrocks

Mountain climber
portland, Maine

Jun 25, 2012 - 08:21pm PT
I applied at DNC this year. The hiring managers dont know what they are doing. It took almost 3 weeks to get a phone interview. They said I was to over qualified. Still looking for work, living on unemployment.

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Over qualified from 40+ years of giving head no doubt!!!!!!!!!!!! DNC + Old Guy = LOOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain...or Skully

climber
Jul 11, 2012 - 08:27pm PT
A good troll doesn't have to try so hard.
Work on that.

How loose IS "looser", anyway?
Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 14, 2012 - 04:34pm PT
You guys think everyone is a troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What happened to the DNC looser????
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Oct 2, 2012 - 07:42pm PT
troll, tool, loser, douche... same fvcking thing!
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Oct 2, 2012 - 07:46pm PT
Big Mike;
Weld_it is Farouk's HERO!!!!
Fossil climber

Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
Oct 2, 2012 - 08:07pm PT
I found in the Arrow tip register that Hoover had hauled Clint Eastwood up there and signed off some time before the Eiger Sanction film, and I meant to take the autograph with me but I forgot it in the sheer quivering, mind numbing, paralyzing, urine stimulating terror of the upcoming downgoing rappel. Went back to get it a week later and some unspeakable klepto had grabbed it! That's only three or so decades ago, but I'm still pissed. You just can't trust anybody now or then. What's it coming to?
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Oct 2, 2012 - 10:39pm PT
troll, tool, loser, douche... same fvcking thing!
Hey, calling Farouk a douche is taking it a little too far. You should make another thread and apologize publicly.
BuddhaStalin

climber
Truckee, CA
Oct 3, 2012 - 02:51am PT
That was yours? Oops, I took it and fashioned a bikini bottom out of it, pranced around eldo in it, let my gf wear it all week at burning man. Ive developed quite an attachment to it now, so has the gf, as I cant get fully hard without wearing it for at least 20 minutes. If you'd like it back, I'm gonna have to charge you $40 since its now both art and therapeutic.
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Oct 3, 2012 - 04:51am PT
A good troll doesn't have to try so hard.
Work on that.


Credit: justthemaid

Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 3, 2012 - 07:45am PT
Booty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Booty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Credit: Farouk
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Oct 3, 2012 - 08:02am PT
troll, tool, loser, douche... same fvcking thing!

You bump a months old thread to say this? lol.



Farouk is a hilarious troll, and y'all are tight asses.

Tight assed, pasty white people worried about who is nearby that might get offended.


Laugh once in a while c*#ks@ckers!

;D
BuddhaStalin

climber
Truckee, CA
Oct 3, 2012 - 08:49am PT
This is the correct answer^

At least his sh#t has something to do with climbing, more than I can say for most 'serious' threads around here.
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