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frank wyman

Mountain climber
helena montana
Topic Author's Original Post - Jun 5, 2012 - 10:06am PT
I was not going to miss out on this get rich quick idea, Quit my job,cashed out my 401 and gathered my saving and started a Door-2-Door Dabrim sales route. As of today its going slow but my fallback plan Making the 2012 "DOLT CART" is going strong. 2013 model will have chrome wheels there are "Franchizes" available wish me luck...
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Jun 5, 2012 - 01:31pm PT
I laughed even before clicking the link!

I've got an idea for a sales strategy...

Follow around the Jehova's Witnesses, and interrupt each pitch 60 seconds after they start. Folks might buy 2 Da Brims out of gratitude. That might get awkward after the first few houses though. Seems like a Southpark skit.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jun 5, 2012 - 01:44pm PT
Summer is just starting so hit the northern tier of states.

You can sell worthless crap to southerners just about any time of year.



Try Detroit.
zBrown

Ice climber
mercenario de merced
Jun 5, 2012 - 02:57pm PT
I can see that some of the entrepaneurial folks are starting to jump in, so I'm gonna have to announce Da Brimlike Pro™ before I was ready in order to stake out my market (website and order forms to follow).

Features:

Da Brimlike Pro™ will fit with any helmet type known to man (or woman)
Da Brimlike Pro™ will include patented video attach/detach technology
Da Brimlike Pro™ purchaser will receive an unconditional guarantee
Da Brimlike Pro™ is unconditionally cool, everyone will want to be with you

Prototype Da Brimlike Pro™

labrat

Trad climber
Nevada City, CA
Jun 5, 2012 - 04:00pm PT
Great picture zBrown!

Talk about a stiff neck and probably a headache!
zBrown

Ice climber
mercenario de merced
Jun 5, 2012 - 04:50pm PT
^ photo was taken yesterday. What's cutting is that he is already asking me for residuals.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jun 5, 2012 - 04:53pm PT
You should go tent to tent in Camp 4. Bound to sell a few. Maybe give Werner and Jess complimentary ones, as style leaders.

You'd be amazed at what the boyz and grllz of Camp 4 will wear, if they believe the kewl climbers have it.
zBrown

Ice climber
mercenario de merced
Jun 5, 2012 - 05:19pm PT
Breaking news: Our patent has just been approved for the embedded mini-solar panels in Da Brimlike Pro™. No more unwieldy power packs, as in the prototype. This device is definitely space age. The technology will eventually be available, under our licensing agreement, to the original ("poorman's") DA Brim™.

Don't be confused by cheap imitations.


Not Da Brimlike Pro™.
Not DA Brim™.

Note flimsy foreign-made construction.

Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Aug 27, 2012 - 02:48am PT


holy crap, that shiz is real!!!
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Aug 27, 2012 - 10:14am PT
ZBrown, the rounded shape of that helmet looks too much like mine. That will be one billion dollars please.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Aug 28, 2012 - 11:41am PT
^The check is in the mail. I sent one to Apple just before yours. Good thing that device was so popular, I'm still gonna have a few billion left.

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