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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab, A sailboat, or some time zone
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May 22, 2017 - 10:15am PT
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One first world problem solved.
How to get our roof top tent off and on our truck.
Hitch mounted deer hoist. At Walmart even!!
Susan
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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May 22, 2017 - 10:48am PT
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14 Samolians for a glass of whine?
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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May 31, 2017 - 06:24pm PT
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Crap. I hate it when my seat faces aft.
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k-man
Gym climber
SCruz
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May 31, 2017 - 06:30pm PT
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My WiFi pissed out, so I had to switch to my data network to stream the video of this morning's GMA. Used up all sorts of my data!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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May 31, 2017 - 06:53pm PT
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Compound Problem
I was making a burger. I'd made the patty and set it to cook and reached for the soap...it was used up, bottle empty.
I went to the bathroom but the door wouldn't open...greasy hands.
I went back to the kitchen, hoping hot water would do the job...it didn't. The hot water takes five minutes in the kitchen sink to become hot.
I'd wasted nearly five minutes and the burger was being slightly burnt, so I reached for the spatula and dropped it...greasy hand.
I picked up the spatula with a pair of tongs, used the tongs to turn the burger.
I used an old paper towel from the garbage in the kitchen on the bathroom door, as I was fresh out of them, too.
I washed my hands, dried them, and went out and turned that burger onto a plate and that
...was that.
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab, A sailboat, or some time zone
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Jun 12, 2017 - 02:47pm PT
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Oh lord why do I fly Soutwest? Well I guess because the price is right.
I also don't have free pre check anymore,...now I'd have to buy it.
I hope that when I took my shoes off that everyone in a 50 foot radius turned green.
And....I was hassled because I recently got a new passport and I hadn't signed it! According to the TSA czars it means it's not valid! Oh gawd.
The first part of my trip was on a six seater prop and the pilots looked like they were 16. I thought the plane was going to shatter into a million pieces. Sixty minutes of extreme turbulence. I kept my eye on interstate 15 convinced that's where we'd be landing!
I want one of those cubbies like above!
Susan
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jonnyrig
climber
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Jun 12, 2017 - 03:49pm PT
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Parked too close to my mailbox. Got in and drove off in a hurry... CRUNCH.
Later, same day, too much dirt on my mirror to see the jeep bumper sticking out on the passenger side of my new truck, which now has a new crease in the right rear lower fender. Just like it was keyed. With a concrete breaker-bar.
Worst of all, I haven't even been drinking yet.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Jun 12, 2017 - 04:14pm PT
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Recliner seat in movie theater broken. Had to watch the whole film sitting up while everyone else got to lie way back.
Totally ruined my experience for that film. Feeling robbed.
Manager gave me free past coupon for next film but no I don't ever want to go back to that theatre.
My snowflake is melting!
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kunlun_shan
Mountain climber
SF, CA
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Jun 13, 2017 - 09:01am PT
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No one's donating to my GoFMe requests. I need to rebuild my garage, so it can fit a Sprinter van.
Have created GoFMe pages to raise money for both a van and the remodel, but no one is donating. Please HELP!
If funded, I promise to print a book with a listing of all donations, so I can remember you all forever!
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hooblie
climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
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Jun 14, 2017 - 06:36pm PT
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i can't manage to slide behind the wheel of my sweetheart's ride without getting
my flannel jammies in a twist 'cuz the seats are bristling with sturdy velour.
i could drop in from the backseat if the sunroof was open but that would result in a wedgie
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jun 15, 2017 - 04:21am PT
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Still waiting on my final offer from VW Canada so I can trade in for my new car!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jun 15, 2017 - 06:15am PT
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Twist or Wedgie? You got a real by gosh First Worlder there, hooblie. Good luck.
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Jun 15, 2017 - 07:04am PT
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Got up this morning and was paralyzed by five minutes of indecision.....do I use the french press or the areopress?
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dhayan
climber
culver city, ca
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Jun 15, 2017 - 07:33am PT
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well?
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jun 15, 2017 - 09:47am PT
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My iCloud storage is full. Crikey!
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Stupid Merican
climber
Crankloon, OH
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Jun 29, 2017 - 10:01pm PT
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I ordered too much sushi!
Now I have to make the left-over decision.
MEH!
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nah000
climber
now/here
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Jun 29, 2017 - 10:10pm PT
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had a backhoe in to demo a house and the next day got a passive aggressive email from a neighbor a couple houses down wondering what we were going to do about the dust that was on his window sills...
seems he had just had them "commercially" cleaned.
and before you imagine a 9/11 style carpet of ash, you'll have to trust me when i tell you that i stood 30' away, in the same yard as the demo, during the worst of it and didn't even smell dust, let alone "get covered with it"...
amazing how some people survive given the hardships they have to face each and every single day...
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jun 29, 2017 - 10:42pm PT
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It really fries me when the proles in coach come crawling under the curtain to use our loos in business. It's always women.
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Contractor
Boulder climber
CA
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Jun 30, 2017 - 06:45am PT
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Stickers on organic tomatoes.
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