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madbolter1

Big Wall climber
Denver, CO
Jun 24, 2016 - 05:54pm PT
The one thing I truly hate about Colorado is that (for some reason I've not been able to determine) we frequently catch rocks that crack windshields here. We're averaging more than one per year, to the tune of about $500 a pop. Our 2012 Escape has a major crack right now, and it's just extended up to the center of my field of vision, so it's gotta go.

But the second we replace it, some random rock from the heavens is going to crack that brand new windshield.

Whyyyy does this keep happening to me?
wilbeer

Mountain climber
Terence Wilson greeneck alleghenys,ny,
Jul 17, 2016 - 06:59pm PT
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jul 18, 2016 - 09:08am PT
Nobody I know wastes any Guinness, at least if they have a tongue.
Some ivory tower chardonnay sipping retard clearly is behind that disinformation.

350 samolians for a Porsche oil change? Outrageous I tell you! The people WILL revolt!
Fossil climber

Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
Jul 19, 2016 - 12:03pm PT
Infuriated by car a key that takes up too much room in a pocket, requires 10 pages of instruction in the user manual and costs $300 to replace.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 19, 2016 - 12:06pm PT
I once had to settle for chardonnay.
There was nothing else served.
How gauche.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jul 19, 2016 - 12:14pm PT
Fossil, it also turns out that for $50 you can buy some sort of radio
amplifier that gets you into a lot of the keyless cars. It has been
happening around here quite a bit. That's progress, eh?

Mouse, I feel yer pain, brudda. Just say nay to cheap chardonnay.
There are drinkable chardonnays, just not cheap ones. I much prefer the
cheap Kiwi sauvignons - you hardly even taste the kiwi in them!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jul 19, 2016 - 02:53pm PT
And Apple is such a bunch of liars. You buy a '64GB' iPhony and yet
when you hook it up to iTunes it says it only has 55GB of capacity.
If VW did this there would be a huge uproar! But people are so used
to Apple having their way with them they think it is normal.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jul 19, 2016 - 03:50pm PT
Lululemon sold out of the tights I wanted :(
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Jul 19, 2016 - 03:55pm PT
Neither but ~ 88$ per ticket to see Graham Nash,
or Indoor Kart races with the, about to drive teenager girl - and the younger brother,
He claims he doesn't know how to drive but. .

I've got to find out how Bumper-car Karts charge; per hour or full/half day ?


Lulu lemons es?
I see where yer going with this . . Hm?
Like you need more bear attraction;).


Jul 23, 2016 - 05:58am PT
Hey, 5.14, While nice to see
that is Not the Vantage point that Lulu's are famous for. . . . . . Bv}
dhayan

climber
culver city, ca
Jul 19, 2016 - 04:05pm PT
Just finished season 1 of true detective. I heard season 2 sucks.
madbolter1

Big Wall climber
Denver, CO
Jul 19, 2016 - 06:52pm PT
Lululemon sold out of the tights I wanted :(

Count yourself fortunate, Anita! At least you can wear the tights.

If I tried to wear them, I'd be shot on sight.

That makes me sad.
jonnyrig

climber
Jul 19, 2016 - 08:25pm PT
Can't buy good wine in a box here, like you can in France.
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Jul 19, 2016 - 08:39pm PT
Keyboard in my laptop died, and I have to use a clunk USB keyboard I had laying around.

The keys are stiff and I'm straining my pinky pressing the shift key.

It might impact my guitar playing tomorrow when I hook up with a new band.
madbolter1

Big Wall climber
Denver, CO
Jul 19, 2016 - 08:49pm PT
Maybe they'd fit?

Possibly, but not like on Anita. Anyway, the visual effect would be gagging.

Somebody would shoot me to put me out of my misery.

I would be causing a new first-world problem.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Jul 23, 2016 - 04:15am PT
madbolter1: I guess they fit OK on me, but they don't match my slippers. Guess I will need another pair that match!

Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jul 23, 2016 - 05:28am PT
It took as long to get my baggage and a car as it did to fly from LA to Denver!
That's not a FWP, that's PHUKKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Aug 5, 2016 - 10:32am PT
My awd car that handles like a dream, and gets terrific gas mileage, esp considering I can pack all the accouterments of my active, self involved lifestyle in and on it, has the very slightest tendancy to run a tiny bit hot, when going up passes with 80mph speed limits, with the A/c on. Wtf?
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Aug 5, 2016 - 11:57am PT
I'm from Chicago. I could help you with that, but you're not gonna like it.....
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 5, 2016 - 12:38pm PT
One of my trains in Suisse left 8 minutes late.
The Apocalypse can not be far behind.
O.D.

Trad climber
LA LA Land
Aug 5, 2016 - 01:22pm PT
One of my trains in Suisse left 8 minutes late.


THAT is a mind bender. The End is near.
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